CitiZen vs PoKeMaNs (2444 views)

fi froxe
fi crew
fi fantax
be Heady
de shady
nl kARMA-
19.01.16 19:15 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth pokasshole shady 45 kills
Killing Spree kansalainen'crew 5 frags without being killed
Accountant pokasshole shady 118% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! Poke/DavidBowie 11 gibs
...and stay dead! Poke/DavidBowie 44% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning pokasshole shady 41 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! kansalainen'froxe 5 SPAM kills
Fragstealer pokasshole shady 190 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! pok. kARMA 257 damage per frag
What objective? pokasshole shady 304 XP
Red Shirt kansalainen'froxe 48 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? kansalainen'froxe 10 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore kansalainen'crew 172 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut kansalainen'crew 2 team kills
Gingerbread man pokasshole shady 17 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
Poke/DavidBowie66208253811009496055052900/02/019/244/619814534
pok. kARMA53198254730112659973451160/01/323/292/326415636
pokasshole shady118304453810011779456041620/04/341/171/217715943
pok777109512324023819504188914680/07/383/177/221315334
kansalainen'froxe53214264881013574160321260/00/121/305/5221123310
kansalainen'crew87225343920210664267521640/05/228/273/019517356
kansalainen'fanta5815625423111048074772720/02/521/263/219211146
kansalainen'655958512913233317190175563620/07/570/2611/220313647
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Poke/DavidBowie6091610500314011298180/01/04/41/3DKD/KD/KDDDK/DKK
pok. kARMA4260819101421392591800/00/18/131/1DTDK/DDDKDDDDKKDKKDKDDD/D/K/
pokasshole shady107921514400626912179320/02/112/71/1K/KKXKK/K/K/K//DKDKDDDKDKDKKKD
pok702432943100113623160681300/03/224/243/5
kansalainen'froxe334461811051957223800/00/14/102/2/KKDDKD/DKD/DXDSKDD/D/DKD
kansalainen'crew141811712100524102045140/02/114/61/0/DKDKKKDK/KKKKK/KKDKK/KK/KDDD
kansalainen'fanta53071300130000/00/17/91/0DD/DD/KKDT/KDDDKKKKDD
kansalainen'7612530432111343674283140/02/325/254/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Poke/DavidBowie766310135005183617981260/01/07/82/0/KK/D/KKKDDDK/K/KDKDKDD
pok. kARMA536671320052233227200/00/27/50/1DKD/KKKDDDDDK///KK/D
pokasshole shady13678151110072399161000/02/013/40/0/KDKKKK/DK/KKKK//K/KK/DKKD
pok88207323780017646856801260/03/227/172/1
kansalainen'froxe3380515100413861787760/00/05/100/2/KDDDDDKK//DXDD/DDDKK
kansalainen'crew7268811102319742184960/03/06/81/0DKTK/DDDKKDKT//KDKDDK
kansalainen'fanta4667715200223202497360/00/46/91/1DKXDDDKDK/D/KKDDDDDDKKD
kansalainen'5021520414029568064682080/03/417/272/3
Player Summary for et_ice
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Poke/DavidBowie6220581001786126900/00/05/60/1KDDKDK/DDDKKD
pok. kARMA66476900021390149800/01/05/60/1DKDKK/KDDKDDDK/
pokasshole shady57514710021018130300/00/04/40/1KDK//DDKKDD
pok62118152420053194407000/01/014/160/3
kansalainen'froxe12851974003146585500/00/07/42/0KDKDKDK//KK/KKKD
kansalainen'crew442749000211091323540/00/14/60/0DKDDDD/DK/KDK
kansalainen'fanta85526711031496101600/00/05/41/0KDKKDKKD/K//SD
kansalainen'861301923510840703194540/00/116/143/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Poke/DavidBowie573447000093711401460/00/03/61/2DKDDKXDKDDDK
pok. kARMA6625460001837984360/00/03/51/0DDKK/DDKDK
pokasshole shady1838311640121837949300/00/212/20/0KTDKKKKDKDK/K/KDKK
pok10214219194013361130732120/00/218/132/2
kansalainen'froxe75396820019331152500/00/05/61/1KKKDDDDDKK/KDD
kansalainen'crew71495700001149120000/00/04/71/0DKKDKDKDKDDD
kansalainen'fanta71375700029911259360/02/03/40/1KKDDKD/DK/KD
kansalainen'721251622200330733611860/02/012/172/2

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Player Chats
pok. kARMA [Warmup]: rup finnians
kansalainen'froxe [Warmup]: sec
kansalainen'froxe [Warmup]: gotta get my beers
Poke/DavidBowie [Warmup]: Most of ET players refer to them as fintards
Poke/DavidBowie [Warmup]: but finnians is nice
pok. kARMA [Warmup]: i like finnians
pokasshole shady [Warmup]: finassholes
kansalainen'crew [Warmup]: :[
kansalainen'fanta [Warmup]: fineassholes?
pokasshole shady [Warmup]: >D
pok. kARMA [Warmup]: finahole
Poke/DavidBowie [Warmup]: finlaks
pokasshole shady [Warmup]: finhole
pok. kARMA [Warmup]: ytake engi for cp got suit
kansalainen'froxe [Countdown]: Just go gently on us karma
kansalainen'froxe [Countdown]: like I did with ur sister yday
pok. kARMA [Countdown]: yo momma
kansalainen'froxe [11:58]: hg
[10:51]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:36]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[10:30]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:11]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[10:04]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:57]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:53]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
kansalainen'fanta [8:05]: froxe'd
[8:03]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[7:53]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
Poke/DavidBowie [7:42]: Xdddd
Poke/DavidBowie [7:30]: I thought i'll be safe there
kansalainen'froxe [7:27]: never safe
kansalainen'froxe [7:23]: from me
kansalainen'froxe [7:15]: kids be afraid
[6:40]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[6:36]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[6:33]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[6:20]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
kansalainen'fanta [4:50]: brb my mouse is fucked
[4:49]: kansalainen'fanta disconnected
[4:36]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:23
kansalainen'crew [Intermission]: gh
kansalainen'froxe [Intermission]: gh
pokasshole shady [Intermission]: gh
pok. kARMA [Intermission]: gh
kansalainen'froxe [Warmup]: forgot to smoke A site, fucked up our defuse
pokasshole shady [Warmup]: a site?
kansalainen'froxe [Warmup]: can allied beat the time
kansalainen'froxe [Warmup]: stay tuned
Poke/DavidBowie [Warmup]: +d
Poke/DavidBowie [Warmup]: in the next episode of dragonball Z
kansalainen'froxe [Warmup]: gonna go full supersayian on u guys
pokasshole shady [Warmup]: u mean pokemon
pok. kARMA [Countdown]: gg
kansalainen'froxe [Countdown]: gg
Poke/DavidBowie [Countdown]: im alrdy the biggest nerd in ET so i might as well say thta dragonball Z is awesome
[7:21]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
kansalainen'froxe [7:21]: we lost 1 second of our attack
kansalainen'froxe [7:21]: might be a reason we lose
pok. kARMA [7:21]: nice going to gtv to check spawntime
pokasshole shady [7:21]: lets restart match
[7:21]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
pokasshole shady [7:21]: :D
pok. kARMA [7:21]: its 24 bra
[7:21]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
kansalainen'froxe [7:21]: I still got ur sister bras yes
kansalainen'froxe [7:21]: size 24
pok. kARMA [7:21]: whats yours?
pokasshole shady [7:21]: :D
kansalainen'froxe [7:21]: 8 is our respawn
[7:21]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
kansalainen'froxe [7:21]: 8 28 48
Poke/DavidBowie [7:21]: shit
Poke/DavidBowie [7:21]: the niggah can count
[7:21]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
pokasshole shady [7:21]: 68
[7:21]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
Poke/DavidBowie [7:21]: forever a retard
kansalainen'froxe [7:21]: I am very good with math
Poke/DavidBowie [7:21]: gg
[7:21]: kansalainen'fanta connected
kansalainen'froxe [7:21]: I can count to 10
[7:21]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
[7:21]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
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Poke/DavidBowie [7:21]: we can reset if u want btw
[7:21]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
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pok. kARMA [7:21]: i hope fun will be made have it
[7:21]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[7:21]: FIGHT!
[5:57]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[5:37]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:28]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[5:12]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[4:15]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[3:29]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:25]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[3:17]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[2:21]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (7:23)
kansalainen'froxe [Intermission]: gh
kansalainen'froxe [Intermission]: gg
pokasshole shady [Intermission]: gh
kansalainen'fanta [Intermission]: asfkjbdfkjdsgds
kansalainen'froxe [Intermission]: fanta stat reset
kansalainen'froxe [Intermission]: kind sad 2016
[9:16]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[8:30]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
[8:24]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[8:23]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[8:05]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[7:44]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[7:10]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[6:53]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[6:35]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[6:33]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[5:40]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[4:48]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
kansalainen'crew [4:47]: :D
kansalainen'fanta [4:36]: ggs
[4:14]: The Axis team has transmited the Secret War Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 5:45
[4:46]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
[4:31]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[3:58]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[3:46]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[3:46]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
kansalainen'crew [3:46]: achtung
[3:46]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
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pokasshole shady [3:46]: whats ur st
[3:46]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
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[3:46]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[3:46]: FIGHT!
[2:36]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[2:35]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[1:53]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
kansalainen'fanta [0:50]: gg
kansalainen'froxe [0:13]: bad infot
kansalainen'froxe [0:10]: said all dead
[0:10]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (5:45)
pok. kARMA [Intermission]: gg'z
[Intermission]: pok. kARMA disconnected
[Intermission]: Poke/DavidBowie disconnected
kansalainen'froxe [Intermission]: rip moneys
[Intermission]: pokasshole shady disconnected
kansalainen'crew [Warmup]: wp

These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on. You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
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  • Server crash / restart
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  • Too many random renames between rounds

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Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.