gentleMen vs P*SSYBASHERS (2517 views)

ee doppler
nl timbolina
be ViKO
fi hazz
fi Rong
fi Webe
11.02.16 16:15 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth gMen.DPLR 63 kills
Killing Spree gMen.DPLR 5 frags without being killed
Accountant gMen.DPLR 84% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! gMen.ViKO 17 gibs
...and stay dead! gMen.ViKO 36% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning gMen.DPLR 57 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! PUSSYaL-ShaH:O) 5 SPAM kills
Fragstealer gMen.ViKO 206 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! PUSSYaL-ShaH:O) 279 damage per frag
What objective? PUSSYMASTER OF THE MUPPETS 396 XP
Red Shirt gMen.DPLR 75 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? PUSSYhazz 9 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore PUSSYMASTER OF THE MUPPETS 183 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut PUSSYaL-ShaH:O) 2 team kills
Gingerbread man gMen.ViKO 30 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
PUSSYhazz52310397461011824610584180/02/134/563/821114149
PUSSYaL-ShaH:O)653174163902129934104201650/02/236/465/324216534
PUSSYMASTER OF THE MUPPETS7739651654111812886118241680/03/347/412/325317936
PUSSY64102313120219234131066328283510/07/3117/4110/323516236
gMen.t1Mbolina7736350651202231045397801950/00/148/404/120915037
gMen.ViKO673494770170030900495301040/02/240/375/419213646
gMen.DPLR83381637517112613371117561070/04/457/423/321215555
gMen.76109316021046137932828310664060/06/4145/4212/320414746
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
PUSSYhazz429381911021942239900/00/17/161/1DDKDDKK/DDDKDXDDDDDDDKDKD/KKS
PUSSYaL-ShaH:O)76731013200121022454180/00/09/121/0DKDDKKDDKDKK/DKDDKDDDKK
PUSSYMASTER OF THE MUPPETS681081116101428212575420/01/011/110/1KD/KD/KDKDKDTDDK/DDD/KDKKDKK
PUSSY622742948411768657428600/01/127/392/2
gMen.t1Mbolina818413162017263921801070/00/113/81/0K/K/K/KDKD/DDKK/KDKTK/KK/DDKDD
gMen.ViKO58691017400714132126500/00/09/111/1K/KDK/DD/KDDKKK/K//KXDKD/XDDD
gMen.DPLR100851818701833762559890/01/018/90/1D/DKKD/DKKDKKKK/KK/D/DK/K/K/KTKKKKDDD
gMen.802384151130222742868652460/01/140/282/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
PUSSYhazz435871600021491219100/00/06/141/0DDDDDDDK/D/KKKKDDDKKDDD
PUSSYaL-ShaH:O)70811217200131992859180/00/112/150/0DKDKKDDKDKKDDKDKKDDDDK/KDDDKD
PUSSYMASTER OF THE MUPPETS100941414100834572353180/01/012/61/0KDKDDK/KDK//KDK//KK/K/K/KKDK
PUSSY7123333473001181477403360/01/130/352/0
gMen.t1Mbolina436571610042056258500/00/07/120/0/KKDDKDDKKDDD/DD/DKD/KD
gMen.ViKO78851519400112622242700/01/114/60/1KKKDKDKK//DK/KD/K//DKDK/D/KK/D/KK/
gMen.DPLR63741422100927253135180/00/014/120/1D/KDKKK/DKK//DKKDK/DDK/KDDD/DKDKK//D
gMen.6122436576002474038147180/01/135/300/2
Player Summary for et_ice
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
PUSSYhazz76701013200421752501180/00/010/80/2DKK/DDKDDKKDKK/DK/K/XKDD
PUSSYaL-ShaH:O)73771115301723312093650/00/010/72/1DK/K/K/KDKD/DKK/K/DDK/TKDKD
PUSSYMASTER OF THE MUPPETS100841212110126192612360/00/012/100/0DDKKDKKDKDKKDSK/DKDKKDKD
PUSSY83231334061112712572061190/00/032/252/3
gMen.t1Mbolina6185813401220992011520/00/08/111/0TK/DDDKDKDDDK/DKDDDKKK
gMen.ViKO537881540032095261900/00/08/130/0XDD/K/DKDKKKDDDD/KDKDDKD
gMen.DPLR8492111351033012249500/00/010/91/1KKKDDKKD/D/KSDKDKKDKDD/KD
gMen.6625527411311872067125520/00/026/332/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
PUSSYhazz633771120011018158800/00/07/80/2DKKDD/DDKKDDKDKDKD
PUSSYaL-ShaH:O)33422620119691092140/01/11/41/0T/DKDDDDK
PUSSYMASTER OF THE MUPPETS774679100217791731180/01/15/61/1KXKD/KDDDDDDK/KKK
PUSSY581251626501437664411320/02/213/182/3
gMen.t1Mbolina774879100312081247360/00/07/50/1DDKDKKK//K/KKDDD
gMen.ViKO87627810031560109300/01/14/42/0K//KKKK/KDDKDDD
gMen.DPLR100528810031643142600/01/17/40/0KDKDD//KKK/KKDDK
gMen.881622225300944113766360/02/218/132/1
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
PUSSYhazz331926000153081700/01/01/30/2DKK/DDDD
PUSSYaL-ShaH:O)8019450000663978500/01/03/40/1KKKDDDDKD
PUSSYMASTER OF THE MUPPETS5028360002101495600/00/13/30/0D/DK/DKKD
PUSSY5466917000322072751500/02/17/100/3
gMen.t1Mbolina14042753003112565600/00/06/21/0DDK/K/KKKK/K
gMen.ViKO3330261004576572360/00/01/21/0K//K//DD
gMen.DPLR6226581003105097900/01/23/31/0KDDDKKDK/K//D
gMen.789814195001027512207360/01/210/73/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
PUSSYhazz55335910011090108800/01/03/71/1DDDKKDKDDK/DDK
PUSSYaL-ShaH:O)282527000267094400/00/01/41/1/DKDD/KDD
PUSSYMASTER OF THE MUPPETS503648000111961597540/00/14/50/1DDKKDDK/KDDD
PUSSY44941124100429563629540/01/18/162/3
gMen.t1Mbolina133398610041326110100/00/07/21/0K//KDKKDKK//KK
gMen.ViKO10025553002738693180/00/04/11/2/K/DDDKKKK
gMen.DPLR116527620001565116200/01/15/51/0KKKDKDKKDDDKD
gMen.1161162017600636292956180/01/116/83/2

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Player Chats
PUSSYaL-ShaH:O) [Warmup]: who do u think btw is worse obj player
PUSSYaL-ShaH:O) [Warmup]: rong or doppler
PUSSYaL-ShaH:O) [Warmup]: in all honesty cant really decide
PUSSYaL-ShaH:O) [Warmup]: both are just playing for acc/hs/kills
gMen.DPLR [Warmup]: Thats why we dont get along
PUSSYaL-ShaH:O) [Warmup]: you guys specced too much phyzic
PUSSYaL-ShaH:O) [Warmup]: rup
PUSSYhazz [Countdown]: fu
PUSSYhazz [Countdown]: could've waited
PUSSYaL-ShaH:O) [Countdown]: hf
[10:21]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:52]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:44]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:25]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:05]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:48]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
PUSSYMASTER OF THE MUPPETS [8:05]: :D!
[7:57]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[7:00]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:17]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[5:32]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[5:19]: The Crane Controls have been destroyed.
[5:18]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[5:00]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[4:59]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[4:45]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
gMen.ViKO [3:37]: oh we started
[3:04]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:55
[5:12]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[4:54]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:32]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[4:19]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
gMen.ViKO [4:01]: XD
gMen.ViKO [3:56]: FAST, TO YOUR POOL OF MED PACKS
[2:31]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[2:23]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[2:00]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (8:55)
[Countdown]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[9:38]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[9:20]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[9:20]: Allied team has built the side MG!
[9:03]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[8:43]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[7:53]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[7:20]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[6:58]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
[6:51]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[5:26]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[4:36]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
PUSSYMASTER OF THE MUPPETS [2:03]: >D
[1:25]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[0:31]: The Axis team has transmited the Secret War Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:28
[8:46]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[8:02]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
[7:32]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[6:48]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[4:35]: The Axis team has transmited the Secret War Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 4:52 (original: 9:28)
gMen.DPLR [Intermission]: wp
gMen.t1Mbolina [Intermission]: gg
gMen.DPLR [Intermission]: 3rd?
PUSSYaL-ShaH:O) [Intermission]: adler!
gMen.ViKO [Intermission]: nah
[8:18]: The Doors are opening!!
[8:09]: Main blast door opening!
[8:03]: Axis have returned the objective!
[7:53]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[7:53]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:24]: Main blast door closing!
PUSSYMASTER OF THE MUPPETS [6:37]: >D
[6:37]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 3:22
[0:58]: The Doors are opening!!
PUSSYMASTER OF THE MUPPETS [0:35]: :DD
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (3:22)
gMen.DPLR [Intermission]: 4th?

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