Superretardedplayers vs k1ck eSports Club - EU Team (2943 views)

23.09.07 09:45 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth sUPERTARD >> NIGHT 59 kills
Killing Spree SUPERTARD >> FERUS 7 frags without being killed
Accountant sUPERTARD >> NIGHT 126% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! SUPERTARD >> XPEIJZ 19 gibs
...and stay dead! SUPERTARD >> XPEIJZ 59% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning SUPERTARD >> FERUS 49 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! sUPERTARD >> NIGHT 37 SPAM kills
Fragstealer SUPERTARD >> ADACORE 138 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! k1ck-rimi #cortana 225 damage per frag
What objective? SUPERTARD >> XPEIJZ 265 XP
Red Shirt k1ck-rimi #cortana 58 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? k1ck-Lightning ULTIMAT 11 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore SUPERTARD >> FERUS 164 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut SUPERTARD >> HOLZ 6 team kills
Gingerbread man k1ck-dr3am ULTIMAT 15 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL11625643371301670156042600/02/438/213/616316353
SUPERTARD >> ADACORE661002538702925694044780/01/322/184/810310644
SUPERTARD >> HOLZ96244444517167653852899030/03/328/2415/1214911579
sUPERTARD >> NIGHT1262295947160012823547101490/013/87/2437/614010035
SUPERTARD >> XPEIJZ91265323519028652442294620/00/428/246/420412154
SUPERTARD >> FERUS112264373312027542447102830/04/449/202/614714373
SUPERTARD >> 10213582402358411349363052902419350/023/4172/2067/615112555
k1ck-abort LANBOT78232384913027618174561930/04/533/293/1016315248
k1ck-dr3am ULTIMAT63165304880415456959664430/01/324/159/1615212435
k1ck-Lightning ULTIMAT54132315711035462761372530/013/10/4021/14149108411
k1ck-rimi #cortana451722658800853927065360/01/419/316/1320712249
k1ck-AEQ #dhbclan8021136457018609970722030/03/429/275/716915746
k1ck-GuNnEr WEED5120325496027481067783240/02/424/281/1019213839
k1ck-6111151863065301250316784047414520/024/4129/2845/1017213448
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL1554714920031622110700/00/113/41/1KKDKKDKK/KKDKK//KDKKKDD
SUPERTARD >> ADACORE57354720126941287160/00/05/30/2KDKDDDKT/K/D
SUPERTARD >> HOLZ1607485302013221046960/01/16/33/1KDDKKDKKKKTKTDD
sUPERTARD >> NIGHT14448139400022211065340/04/30/79/1DKDDKDKKXDKDKKDKKKXKKDKD
SUPERTARD >> XPEIJZ2007084300014887651040/00/18/50/1DKDKKXKKKXKKXDD
SUPERTARD >> FERUS200761260020174811151650/01/013/60/0KKDDDKKTDDKKKTKKKKDK
SUPERTARD >> 153350594014055909563854150/06/645/2813/6
k1ck-abort LANBOT12557108301111281477240/02/29/40/1DTKK/KKKKDDDKKKDKDD
k1ck-dr3am ULTIMAT443449101350992520/01/04/20/4/D/TKKK/DDDKDD
k1ck-Lightning ULTIMAT15112131002638134100/00/00/122/1DDDXKKDX/DDDDD/DD
k1ck-rimi #cortana334251520011328191200/01/04/100/4DDKDD/DDDDDDKDDKDKDK
k1ck-AEQ #dhbclan814591130011759164700/00/15/94/1KXKD/KKDDDKDDDDDDKKKK
k1ck-GuNnEr WEED38385131012102317931310/00/16/80/2KKDDKDDDTDDD/DD/DKK
k1ck-562273569110310638590951570/04/428/456/13

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL1002644100085162200/00/14/20/1DDKDDKKK
SUPERTARD >> ADACORE3312260011390852620/00/02/21/3DKDDDTDK/
SUPERTARD >> HOLZ8334562001663601680/00/00/35/2DDDKKDD/KKK
sUPERTARD >> NIGHT661823000042556100/00/22/10/0DDKDK
SUPERTARD >> XPEIJZ12520543001826403360/00/04/31/0KDKKD/KKD
SUPERTARD >> FERUS2001963200071763000/00/26/00/2KDKKDXKKDK
SUPERTARD >> 10112924268013387236691660/00/518/117/8
k1ck-abort LANBOT402125100138673900/02/00/20/2DKK/DDD
k1ck-dr3am ULTIMAT13334430001548619180/00/04/10/1K/KDKKD
k1ck-Lightning ULTIMAT83155610105486391220/01/00/55/1KKKTKDKDDDDD
k1ck-rimi #cortana83335610011193576180/00/03/52/0DDKKKK/DKDD
k1ck-AEQ #dhbclan8019451001424746180/00/03/41/0KD/KKKDDD
k1ck-GuNnEr WEED752634000157055300/02/01/10/3XDKKK/DD
k1ck-8214823294015366938721760/05/011/188/7
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL133871612601121882153420/02/112/82/2/DKKDKDKKDKDDKDDKTKKDKKKKKDKD
SUPERTARD >> ADACORE475381750051485190500/00/25/83/2/K//DK/KD/DDKDKDKDDDKDKDD
SUPERTARD >> HOLZ768413175011210623272130/01/110/113/4KDDKDDDDDDD/DKKDKDKDDKKKKTKKKDD
sUPERTARD >> NIGHT88561618300620951576810/05/12/99/2KK/KDDKKD//D/KDKDKDKDKKKDDKK//DKKD
SUPERTARD >> XPEIJZ4392716400418891845720/00/15/102/2DD/DKD/KDKD/DDKDDKXDK/KD
SUPERTARD >> FERUS1458116114000241723591180/03/111/82/3KKKKDKDDKKDDKKDDDKKDKKXKKDKD
SUPERTARD >> 89453769127021712180121655260/011/745/5421/15
k1ck-abort LANBOT105961817600328972501360/00/216/92/5KDKD/KKD/DKKXKKDKXDKDDDKKKDDDKDK/DKKK
k1ck-dr3am ULTIMAT725713187037229417144050/00/28/68/4K/D/KDKKDKKT/D/XDKTKK/KKK/DDDK/DDTD
k1ck-Lightning ULTIMAT50329185023131118351310/06/00/105/6DDDK/DKD/KKKDXTDDK/DKDDTDDDDKK
k1ck-rimi #cortana64631117200316091812180/00/37/84/3/KDDKD/DDK/DKKDKKDKKKDDDDDXKD
k1ck-AEQ #dhbclan86831315200418622107180/01/112/60/5/DKK/KDKKDDKD/KKDK/DKKXDDDKKD
k1ck-GuNnEr WEED668210153014219222111070/00/310/51/3/DKDK/KKDKK/KT/DKDDDDDDKKD
k1ck-744137410025062412165121807150/07/1153/4420/26

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL7596912400223542160180/00/19/70/2KDDDKKKD/KDK/DDKDKKDD
SUPERTARD >> ADACORE137011800010000/01/110/50/1KK/KDDKDDKKKDKKKKDX
SUPERTARD >> HOLZ1055218177135244713155260/01/112/74/5KDKDK/DDK/KKTXD/DDKKDK/KKK/KDKSKKDDKXKTT
sUPERTARD >> NIGHT1641072817900634941508340/04/23/719/3DK/KK/KKKDKK/KK/KK/KKDKKKDKKDDKKKDDKKDKDKKK/DX
SUPERTARD >> XPEIJZ1098312119023232112162500/00/211/63/1/KKDDKDD/KXTKDKDK/KKKKKDDT
SUPERTARD >> FERUS2388313600754260600/00/119/60/1K/D/KDK/KDK/KKKKKDKKD/KK/KK/KDDDKK
SUPERTARD >> 10242681783515241115868058280/06/864/3826/13
k1ck-abort LANBOT42588193012177027391330/00/18/141/2DDDKDKK/DT/DKKDDKDDDDDDDDKKD
k1ck-dr3am ULTIMAT5040918000412182708180/00/18/61/7DK/DDXKDDDKK/K//DKDDKKDDKDDD
k1ck-Lightning ULTIMAT7574152040002130232200/06/10/139/6KKDKKDKDKDDDDDKKDDDKDKDDKDKXDDKKDDKD
k1ck-rimi #cortana253452030031262276500/00/15/80/6DDDD///DDKKDDDDDDDDDKDKKD
k1ck-AEQ #dhbclan716410141012205425721670/02/29/80/1DKDDKK/KDDDDKDKK/KDTKDDKD
k1ck-GuNnEr WEED4157717200010252221860/00/07/140/2DKDKKDDDDDDDDDKDDDKDKKDD
k1ck-51327541081302119459153274040/08/637/6311/24

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Player Chats
SUPERTARD >> XPEIJZ [Countdown]: hi mom
SUPERTARD >> XPEIJZ [Countdown]: remind me to never buy tft
k1ck-AEQ #dhbclan [Countdown]: :D
k1ck-dr3am ULTIMAT [Countdown]: :X
k1ck-GuNnEr WEED [Countdown]: :)
SUPERTARD >> XPEIJZ [Countdown]: :]
k1ck-GuNnEr WEED [14:58]: gl hf
[14:14]: bla connected
[14:00]: bla disconnected
[13:33]: The Doors are opening!!
[13:18]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[13:18]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[12:41]: Main blast door opening!
[12:31]: Main blast door closing!
[12:21]: Main blast door opening!
[12:13]: Main blast door closing!
k1ck-rimi #cortana [10:12]: =)
k1ck-rimi #cortana [10:12]: =)
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL [9:53]: wtf
[9:22]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 5:37
k1ck-AEQ #dhbclan [Intermission]: gg
k1ck-AEQ #dhbclan [Warmup]: why wtf btw?
k1ck-AEQ #dhbclan [Warmup]: :D
SUPERTARD >> XPEIJZ [Warmup]: ?
k1ck-AEQ #dhbclan [Warmup]: squall
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL [Warmup]: walking there :(
k1ck-AEQ #dhbclan [Warmup]: :>
[4:04]: The Doors are opening!!
[3:49]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:49]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[3:11]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 2:25 (original: 5:37)
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL [Warmup]: my ass is freezing
SUPERTARD >> XPEIJZ [Warmup]: my hands are
[14:43]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[14:16]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[13:50]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[13:46]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[13:44]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[13:31]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[13:23]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[13:14]: |K| reaturen connected
[12:28]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[10:54]: |K| reaturen disconnected
[10:46]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[10:46]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[9:45]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
[9:22]: HARDXzzMIX connected
[9:18]: Allies team locked from spectators by sUPERTARD >> NIGHT
[9:12]: HARDXzzMIX disconnected
[9:05]: ETPlayer connected
[8:06]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[8:02]: The Allies have activated the crane!
k1ck-AEQ #dhbclan [7:53]: gg
[7:53]: ETPlayer disconnected
[7:49]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[6:41]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:18
[7:40]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:37]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[6:34]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[6:33]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[6:00]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[5:56]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[5:05]: ETPlayer connected
[4:46]: ETPlayer disconnected
[4:19]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[3:55]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[3:52]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:44]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[2:48]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[2:40]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
k1ck-AEQ #dhbclan [1:56]: we fucked up so bad..
sUPERTARD >> NIGHT [0:06]: ggs
k1ck-GuNnEr WEED [0:02]: GG
k1ck-dr3am ULTIMAT [0:01]: ggs
k1ck-rimi #cortana [0:00]: wp
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (8:18)
k1ck-abort LANBOT [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: k1ck-dr3am ULTIMAT disconnected
SUPERTARD >> ADACORE [Intermission]: ggs
[Intermission]: k1ck-GuNnEr WEED disconnected
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: k1ck-rimi #cortana disconnected
[Intermission]: k1ck-abort LANBOT disconnected

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  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

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Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.