turbot vs Second Massachusetts (2982 views)

fi Swanidius
fi Juuti
fi OldenSan
pl wizzard
pl Skyline
pl w1lko
pl Mielonka
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth SMS.SkyLine 74 kills
Killing Spree SMS.SkyLine 12 frags without being killed
Accountant SMS.SkyLine 231% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! SMS.Juan w1lko 17 gibs
...and stay dead! TURBOT^W.^PPULJUJARVI 39% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning SMS.Juan w1lko 67 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! SMS.SkyLine 9 SPAM kills
Fragstealer SMS.Wizzard 151 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! TURbot.AHO 317 damage per frag
What objective? SMS.SkyLine 492 XP
Red Shirt twitch.tv/Swanidius 87 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? TURBOT^W.^PPULJUJARVI 10 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore SMS.SkyLine 319 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut SMS.Juan w1lko 2 team kills
Gingerbread man TURbot.AHO 16 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
SMS.Juan w1lko1894187037170271136977041500/00/067/295/216220884
SMS.SkyLine2314927432902131301066052310/04/063/209/1176206123
SMS.Wizzard100178282880112428432021280/01/028/130/415311454
SMS.17710881729734053228663175115090/05/0158/1314/416417684
twitch.tv/Swanidius4329738871211148516105591170/00/333/665/422412038
TURbot.AHO281992174302166334105751170/01/121/561/230214327
TURBOT^W.^PPULJUJARVI3318623709019500510501480/00/122/542/7218150310
TURBOT.356828223124143919855316352820/01/176/548/724813838
SMS.zolaaa9517819203003297223441460/00/118/141/315611747
9517819203003297223441460/00/118/141/315611747
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SMS.Juan w1lko13711922165013403829421400/00/021/132/0KDDK/KKDKDDKDKDKDKDK/KKKKKDDKKKDKK/TDKK
SMS.SkyLine183142221230064428239100/02/018/62/1DK//KDKKKKDKKKDK/KK/KKK/KDDK/XKKKKK
SMS.Wizzard71941521500102601232900/01/014/90/2K/KK/KDK/D/DK/DKD/K//DKKK/DKDKK/KDDD
SMS.13035559491301191106776621400/03/053/284/3
twitch.tv/Swanidius461141328511531893721510/00/213/190/1DDDDDKDDK///KDDK/KDKKDKDDDDK/KKTSDDDDKKDDD
TURbot.AHO3095826100724683773360/00/07/191/0KKDDDD//KDDD/DD/KD//DDDDKDDXDK/DKDK
TURBOT^W.^PPULJUJARVI4071922600420053573180/00/18/151/2KDK/KK/K/DDK/DDDDDKDDDKDDKDDDDD
TURBOT.3928030761211167662110671050/00/328/532/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SMS.Juan w1lko16269138501422021401100/00/012/32/2KDD/KKDKK///XDTKKKKKKKK
SMS.SkyLine3065310101316321122450/00/04/80/0DDKDDKDX//T/KDD
SMS.Wizzard18584137301216838731280/00/014/40/2KKDK/KDDKDTKKK/KKKKKXD
SMS.12621829259039551733961830/00/030/152/4
twitch.tv/Swanidius645391420041321159100/00/05/94/1K/DKDKK/KK/KD/DDDDDKDKD
TURbot.AHO15142130004871201800/00/02/90/1DDDKXDDDD/KDD///
TURBOT^W.^PPULJUJARVI4131512101212041908120/00/06/100/0K/KKDTDKD/DDDDDKDD
TURBOT.409816393011033965517120/00/013/284/2
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SMS.Juan w1lko31118128960004093258700/00/028/90/0KKKKDDDDKDKKKKKKKKDKKKKKDKKKKDDKKKKKK
SMS.SkyLine4332063995013537923941860/02/031/67/0K/KKKKK/KKKKKKKDKKKDKK/KKKKKKKKKKKKDKKDDKTDKKKKKK
SMS.372387671811013947249811860/02/059/157/0
twitch.tv/Swanidius411101536400533703845660/00/114/301/1DDD/DKDKDDKDDKDKDKXDDKDDDK/DKDDDDK/DDKKDDKKK/D/DDDDD
TURbot.AHO2351626101421673589210/01/16/200/1DDDDK/DDDTDDDDD/K/DDKDDDKDDKK/DDD
TURBOT^W.^PPULJUJARVI2573727200112404070180/00/06/211/5DDKDKKKDDDDKDDDD/DKDDDDDDDDDDKDDDD
TURBOT.302342889701106777115041050/01/226/712/7
SMS.zolaaa751131216100320321796180/00/111/101/3KKDKKDKDDK/DK/DKKKDDDDDDDK/XK
751131216100320321796180/00/111/101/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SMS.Juan w1lko17549741000103677400/00/06/41/0KKKKDDKDKKD
SMS.SkyLine1000791010001157169800/00/010/00/0KKKKK/KKKKK
SMS.58812817510012607147200/00/016/41/0
twitch.tv/Swanidius1120191000636140200/00/01/80/1DDDKDDDDDD
TURbot.AHO55395910118281195600/00/06/80/0DDDKTKDKK/DDKDD
TURBOT^W.^PPULJUJARVI221129000255695000/00/02/80/0KDDK/DX/DDDD
TURBOT.2970827201320203547600/00/09/240/1
SMS.zolaaa175657420009405481280/00/07/40/0KDKDDKDKKKK
175657420009405481280/00/07/40/0

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Player Chats
TURbot.AHO [Warmup]: Enjoy a full
TURbot.AHO [Warmup]: Enjoy a full
TURbot.AHO [Warmup]: Enjoy a full
TURbot.AHO [Warmup]: Enjoy a full
TURBOT^W.^PPULJUJARVI [Warmup]: I Am OldenSan!
TURBOT^W.^PPULJUJARVI [Warmup]: I Am OldenSan!
TURBOT^W.^PPULJUJARVI [Warmup]: I Am OldenSan!
TURBOT^W.^PPULJUJARVI [Warmup]: I Am OldenSan!
SMS.SkyLine [Countdown]: fun guys
SMS.zolaaa [10:22]: :D
SMS.zolaaa [10:19]: eng
[9:42]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:24]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:07]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:56]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[7:33]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:30]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:26]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[6:07]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:00]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[6:00]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[5:28]: The Crane Controls have been destroyed.
[4:14]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[3:03]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:01]: The Allies have activated the crane!
twitch.tv/Swanidius [3:01]: :D!
twitch.tv/Swanidius [3:01]: :D!
twitch.tv/Swanidius [3:00]: :D!
twitch.tv/Swanidius [3:00]: :D!
twitch.tv/Swanidius [3:00]: :D!
[2:48]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
TURBOT^W.^PPULJUJARVI [0:04]: I Am OldenSan!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
twitch.tv/Swanidius [Intermission]: gg
twitch.tv/Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
[9:13]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[8:55]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[8:51]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
twitch.tv/Swanidius [8:50]: Oops I'm not
[8:43]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:31]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:09]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:44]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:36]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[7:08]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
twitch.tv/Swanidius [7:02]: fragmovie
SMS.Juan w1lko [6:39]: fagmovie
[6:36]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[6:28]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[6:28]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[6:15]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
TURBOT^W.^PPULJUJARVI [6:05]: GG
TURBOT^W.^PPULJUJARVI [5:59]: I Am OldenSan!
SMS.SkyLine [5:13]: gg
[5:10]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 6:49 (original: 12:00)
twitch.tv/Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
SMS.Juan w1lko [Warmup]: swani i hope that you're not so bad in cs like in et
SMS.Juan w1lko [Warmup]: xd
twitch.tv/Swanidius [Countdown]: XD
SMS.Juan w1lko [Countdown]: :<
SMS.Juan w1lko [Countdown]: :D
SMS.Juan w1lko [Countdown]: :*
twitch.tv/Swanidius [11:33]: :D!
twitch.tv/Swanidius [11:32]: :D!
twitch.tv/Swanidius [11:32]: :D!
twitch.tv/Swanidius [11:32]: :D!
twitch.tv/Swanidius [11:32]: :D!
twitch.tv/Swanidius [11:32]: :D!
[9:31]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:28]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[8:31]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[7:59]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:01]: The Tank has been damaged!
twitch.tv/Swanidius [7:01]: XDDDDDD
[6:10]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[5:56]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[5:04]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[4:31]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
TURBOT^W.^PPULJUJARVI [4:31]: FullPull!
[4:31]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[4:31]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[4:31]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[4:31]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[4:31]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[4:31]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[4:31]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[4:31]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
TURBOT^W.^PPULJUJARVI [4:31]: wrong button
[4:31]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[4:31]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[4:31]: FIGHT!
TURBOT^W.^PPULJUJARVI [4:18]: stop rape
TURBOT^W.^PPULJUJARVI [4:17]: pls
TURBOT^W.^PPULJUJARVI [3:47]: SIELTA NE TULEE... PYORIVAT SAHKOKONEET!!!
TURBOT^W.^PPULJUJARVI [3:45]: Nice owning
[3:19]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[2:52]: The Tank has been repaired!
[2:22]: The Tank has been damaged!
[2:17]: The Tank has been repaired!
[2:07]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
twitch.tv/Swanidius [1:00]: Skyline gonna win 3on3 masters?!
TURBOT^W.^PPULJUJARVI [0:14]: omg
twitch.tv/Swanidius [0:04]: mind would say: fucking nerds
TURBOT^W.^PPULJUJARVI [0:03]: no masters skills
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
twitch.tv/Swanidius [Intermission]: go drink bear
twitch.tv/Swanidius [Intermission]: 39/9
twitch.tv/Swanidius [Intermission]: we have a new 3v3 king
TURBOT^W.^PPULJUJARVI [Intermission]: praccing masters omg
SMS.SkyLine [Warmup]: stop trolling trash
twitch.tv/Swanidius [Warmup]: are u gonna roll the polish lans?
twitch.tv/Swanidius [Warmup]: :DDDDD
SMS.Juan w1lko [Warmup]: sure
SMS.Juan w1lko [Warmup]: im just thinking about
SMS.Juan w1lko [Warmup]: csgo
SMS.Juan w1lko [Warmup]: lan
SMS.Juan w1lko [Warmup]: also
TURBOT^W.^PPULJUJARVI [Warmup]: swani squall lepari
twitch.tv/Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
TURBOT^W.^PPULJUJARVI [Warmup]: easyyy
[11:37]: The Tank has been repaired!
SMS.Wizzard [11:36]: nice swanidius
[11:34]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[11:09]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
TURbot.AHO [10:29]: PANKKI DEFE
[9:14]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
twitch.tv/Swanidius [9:12]: ok guys cu tomorrow 20.00cet when we are sober
twitch.tv/Swanidius [9:10]: ":D"
SMS.Juan w1lko [9:08]: xd
SMS.Juan w1lko [9:06]: haha
[8:54]: The Tank has been damaged!
SMS.zolaaa [8:40]: u should play this offi vs vudka
[8:34]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
TURBOT^W.^PPULJUJARVI [7:26]: easy win et masters
twitch.tv/Swanidius [7:15]: GG NICE OWNAGE
SMS.Juan w1lko [7:15]: XD
SMS.Juan w1lko [7:15]: XD
[7:11]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 4:48 (original: 12:00)
twitch.tv/Swanidius [Intermission]: I GO GET MORE BEER AND PEE
[Intermission]: twitch.tv/Swanidius disconnected
[Intermission]: SMS.SkyLine disconnected
[Intermission]: SMS.Wizzard disconnected
[Intermission]: TURBOT.PULJUJARVI disconnected
[Intermission]: SMS.zolaaa disconnected
[Intermission]: TURbot.AHO disconnected

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