Second Massachusetts vs We pwn all (3111 views)

pl WuT
pl LiGHTNESS
pl Wizzard
pl Skyline
pl Baczo
pl w1lko
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth SMS.POMAGAM 94 kills
Killing Spree we PWN wko ALL 5 frags without being killed
Accountant SMS.POMAGAM 99% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! SMS.POMAGAM 21 gibs
...and stay dead! SMS.LiGHTNESS 24% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning SMS.POMAGAM 79 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! we PWN SkyLine ALL 12 SPAM kills
Fragstealer we PWN SkyLine ALL 195 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! SMS.Wizzard 243 damage per frag
What objective? SMS.POMAGAM 676 XP
Red Shirt SMS.Wizzard 124 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? SMS.Wizzard 15 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore SMS.POMAGAM 177 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut SMS.LiGHTNESS 4 team kills
Gingerbread man SMS.LiGHTNESS 37 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
SMS.POMAGAM9967694952100242034417231361/17/579/577/1021618144
SMS.LiGHTNESS765248411020143715957167216321/05/674/647/319015145
SMS.Wizzard514506312411022814408156523810/01/958/835/6229126315
SMS.731650241329521689507094960410492/013/9211/8319/621215348
we PWN Baczo ALL72515781086122315114158753510/16/268/736/719414646
we PWN wko ALL714737510315221915380156423310/04/668/695/1120514959
we PWN SkyLine ALL715247710815123217254176204120/010/566/6712/522416257
we PWN 711512230319364674477484913710940/020/5202/6723/520815257
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SMS.POMAGAM1301442620200105068312800/02/223/81/0KDK/DK/K/K/KKDKKK//K/KKK//K/KDKKKDKKDKKDDKKDKD
SMS.LiGHTNESS10713028264011342793602760/00/128/111/1D/KD/KKDKK/KKK/DDDK/K/KK/KKK/DK/KKK/DD/KK/DDKKKKDKD/KTK
SMS.Wizzard5097132610010302935251660/00/313/130/1/KDK/DD/DKDKD/KDK/KD//KDD/KKD/KDD/KDDDKX
SMS.9637167727013312376102552420/02/664/322/2
we PWN Baczo ALL641001625000129573864540/03/013/230/1KDKDDDD/DKKDKDDDKDDKDDDKDKDDDKDDKKDKKDKDK
we PWN wko ALL399392330043368418800/02/06/181/1D/KKDDKDKD/DDDDDDDK/DKDDDDK/KKDD
we PWN SkyLine ALL48991429310439304324720/01/212/221/0/DKKDK/KDD/DKDKDDDDDKDDDDKK/SDKDDKKKKDDDDDD
we PWN 502923977610910255123761260/06/231/632/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SMS.POMAGAM70132142040023703374201/00/113/140/3DDDKDDKDDK/DDKDKKDDDKK/KKKDKDDKKXDD
SMS.LiGHTNESS46100122640110288834992320/01/310/121/1K/D/KDKDD/DK/K/KDDKD/KD/D//DDKKDDT/DKDK
SMS.Wizzard401071025400228223293360/00/210/190/2DDDDKDDDDDDK/DDDKDDDDK/KDKKDDKKDDKD
SMS.5233936711201149413105342681/01/633/451/6
we PWN Baczo ALL62107152400111304528491340/10/013/123/0KDK/KK/K/D/D/KKDK/K/KDKD/KD///KKDDTDDKDD
we PWN wko ALL951031920300736013228720/01/116/112/3//DKD/KKKKK/K/KDKDKDKKDDK/KDDDDKXKDK/KKXD
we PWN SkyLine ALL12111923192019388833361060/05/016/103/0K/KK/KDK//K//D/KKDKKKKKKDDDDDKKDKKKKD/TKK/K
we PWN 933295763502271053494133120/16/145/338/3
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SMS.POMAGAM72126131840013322403400/00/012/131/4DDD/KDDKDKKKKDDKDDKDKDDDDKKDKDK
SMS.LiGHTNESS5511611203013241035311380/00/112/150/1DDD/DK/TKKDDK/KDDKDDDKDDDDKDKKDK
SMS.Wizzard3590113120052526307800/01/09/261/1KKDDD/DDDDDDDXDDDKDKDK/KKDDK/K/KDD/DDDDDDKD
SMS.54332356990198258106431380/01/133/542/6
we PWN Baczo ALL1001122020000735292889180/00/120/100/2KDK//KKKKK/DKKDDKDDDDKK/DKDDKKDKK/K//KKD
we PWN wko ALL11612621183114371227702050/01/019/132/1DKKKDKKDKDTKKDSDDKDKXDKKDKK/KKK/K/KK/DDKD
we PWN SkyLine ALL10512619185019340225991120/00/014/96/1K/KK/K/K/KXKKK/DKDKT/DK/KDDKK/KKDDKD/KD
we PWN 1073646056812201064382583350/01/153/328/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SMS.POMAGAM105148201930044379346400/12/215/133/0KDKKDDK/KKDKK/KD/K/KKKKXDKDKDKDKKDDKDDDD
SMS.LiGHTNESS70731420411330693147461/02/07/165/0DDDK/KDKKDKDSDKD/K/KKDDTKKDDKDDDDKK
SMS.Wizzard76781621300727942614180/00/114/132/0KDKKDKDKDKKK//D/KKK//K//DKDKDDKDDDDKD
SMS.842995060101114102429225641/14/336/4210/0
we PWN Baczo ALL66941421300228043321180/02/012/150/4DKDDKDDDDDKDDKDDDK/DKDDKKDKKDKKKK/D
we PWN wko ALL1001001818411229843093360/00/219/110/3KDKKKDKDTDDKKD/DKKD/DDDKKKDKKDDSKDKKDK
we PWN SkyLine ALL68931319200434373828720/01/212/110/3DDKK/K/XDKDDK/DDDDDDKKDKKDK/KDKKD
we PWN 78287455891189225102421260/03/443/370/10
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SMS.POMAGAM130701310300422501693360/02/09/52/2//KKDDK/KKKKXKDKKKDK/KDD
SMS.LiGHTNESS109641211400621831873540/02/010/60/0KD/KKXK/DK/K/KDDKK/K/KKD
SMS.Wizzard81529110023195619661610/00/110/61/1DKK/TDKDTDDDKK/K/KDKKD
SMS.107186343270213638955322510/04/129/173/3
we PWN Baczo ALL546661111011594169750/00/16/80/0KDDDDDKSKDKDDDK/K
we PWN wko ALL3351515200117152363180/00/25/100/2DDKK/DDKDKDDDDDDDDKD
we PWN SkyLine ALL5766814000322232329500/01/15/102/0K/DDKK/DDDDKKK/DDKDDDK
we PWN 481831940310555326389730/01/416/282/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SMS.POMAGAM100568850031622117000/01/07/40/1D//K/KKKDDDKDKKK
SMS.LiGHTNESS1004177100211281069860/00/17/40/0DKDK/KD/KDKKDK
SMS.Wizzard402641010011281117600/00/22/61/1KDDD/KDDDDDDKK
SMS.801231925700640313415860/01/316/141/2
we PWN Baczo ALL10036772011118512551220/01/04/53/0KDKK/KDDTDKKDKD
we PWN wko ALL3303900010000/00/13/60/1DDDKKDXK/DDD
we PWN SkyLine ALL021093003374120400/02/07/50/1K/KKDDKK/KKDKK/DDD
we PWN 445710255015155924591220/03/114/163/2

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Player Chats
SMS.LiGHTNESS [Warmup]: co ci za roznica
we PWN SkyLine ALL [Warmup]: a
we PWN SkyLine ALL [Warmup]: do matki zadzwon
SMS.LiGHTNESS [Warmup]: lumpie
SMS.POMAGAM [Warmup]: ja dzisiaj
SMS.POMAGAM [Warmup]: tylko
we PWN SkyLine ALL [Warmup]: ze mecz na szczycie
SMS.POMAGAM [Warmup]: pomagam
we PWN wko ALL [Warmup]: m sie nie da pomoc
we PWN wko ALL [Countdown]: xd
we PWN SkyLine ALL [Countdown]: dzwon kurwa po rodzinie
we PWN wko ALL [Countdown]: szkoda ze to ine steam
we PWN wko ALL [Countdown]: dal bym report
we PWN wko ALL [Countdown]: za greefing
SMS.LiGHTNESS [8:41]: ± AMEN ±
[4:53]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[4:28]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:12]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[4:04]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
SMS.LiGHTNESS [3:15]: :Ð?
[2:38]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[2:12]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[2:12]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[2:05]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
SMS.LiGHTNESS [Warmup]: rupîtð
SMS.LiGHTNESS [9:33]: ± AMEN ±
[8:13]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:48]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:43]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[7:15]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[5:53]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[4:56]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:41]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
we PWN wko ALL [4:07]: pause
[4:07]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[4:07]: Allies team locked from spectators by SMS.LiGHTNESS
[4:07]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
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[4:06]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
we PWN wko ALL [4:06]: unpause
[4:06]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
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[4:06]: FIGHT!
[4:00]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[3:25]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[3:24]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[2:35]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[2:20]: The Crane Controls have been destroyed.
SMS.LiGHTNESS [2:19]: gg
[1:27]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[1:25]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[1:11]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
we PWN SkyLine ALL [0:24]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00)
we PWN wko ALL [Warmup]: BEDNARCZYK KRUWISZONIE PO ZAWODOWCE
SMS.LiGHTNESS [Warmup]: Daniel dobre
SMS.LiGHTNESS [Warmup]: acc miales
SMS.LiGHTNESS [Warmup]: asystencie
SMS.LiGHTNESS [Warmup]: bambra
we PWN wko ALL [Warmup]: w twoja stara latwiej
we PWN wko ALL [Warmup]: wchodzi
SMS.LiGHTNESS [10:53]: ± AMEN ±
SMS.LiGHTNESS [9:19]: dobre st
we PWN wko ALL [8:42]: dobre dddosy
we PWN wko ALL [8:42]: mamx
[8:14]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:11]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[7:57]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[7:51]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
we PWN wko ALL [7:51]: pause
SMS.POMAGAM [7:51]: XDD
[7:51]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
we PWN wko ALL [7:51]: dobre mam lagi
SMS.LiGHTNESS [7:51]: no
SMS.LiGHTNESS [7:51]: ping 50
[7:51]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
SMS.LiGHTNESS [7:51]: moze zawialo mocniej
we PWN wko ALL [7:51]: zamknij morde prostaku jebany
we PWN wko ALL [7:51]: bez wyksztalcenia
SMS.LiGHTNESS [7:51]: chamie z bakowa
SMS.LiGHTNESS [7:51]: jebany
we PWN SkyLine ALL [7:51]: przeciez to sciema wbilem na strema zeby zlukac respa izi
we PWN wko ALL [7:51]: cofnij sie
SMS.LiGHTNESS [7:51]: XD
we PWN wko ALL [7:51]: do ery kamienia lupanego
[7:51]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
we PWN wko ALL [7:51]: jebana wysunieta szczeno
we PWN SkyLine ALL [7:51]: XD
SMS.LiGHTNESS [7:51]: XD
we PWN wko ALL [7:51]: homo erectusie
we PWN wko ALL [7:51]: zajebany
we PWN SkyLine ALL [7:51]: xD
[7:51]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
we PWN wko ALL [7:51]: masz mozg pojemny jak dyskietka 20 lat temu
we PWN SkyLine ALL [7:51]: :D
we PWN SkyLine ALL [7:51]: xD
[7:51]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
we PWN wko ALL [7:51]: do tego twoj amama ma wszy na cipie
we PWN SkyLine ALL [7:51]: xD
we PWN wko ALL [7:51]: i skoncz sie pucowac
we PWN SkyLine ALL [7:51]: bazie na pizdzie hoduje
[7:51]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
we PWN wko ALL [7:51]: ta i jej hajdungi wisza na rowie
we PWN wko ALL [7:51]: unpause
[7:51]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
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we PWN SkyLine ALL [7:51]: i flak jej z dupy wystaje
[7:51]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
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we PWN wko ALL [7:51]: na 3 metry
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we PWN wko ALL [7:51]: i jest kurwa bazantem
[7:51]: FIGHT!
we PWN wko ALL [7:51]: jebanym
we PWN SkyLine ALL [7:31]: xD
SMS.LiGHTNESS [7:27]: wiedzialem
SMS.LiGHTNESS [7:24]: ze tak sie skonczy
[7:22]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:07]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
SMS.LiGHTNESS [6:55]: ± AMEN ±
[6:36]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[6:06]: The Tank has been damaged!
[6:02]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:59]: The Tank has been repaired!
[5:49]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[5:27]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:26]: The Tank has been damaged!
[3:10]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
SMS.LiGHTNESS [1:31]: ± AMEN ±
SMS.LiGHTNESS [1:30]: ± AMEN ±
SMS.LiGHTNESS [1:27]: [23:35:09] [Risk] ja musze troche postrzelac z smg i tez aim mi wroci +wh to znowu xperie bede skladal
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
SMS.LiGHTNESS [Warmup]: rupîtð
SMS.LiGHTNESS [11:22]: dlugo
SMS.LiGHTNESS [11:19]: tam kurwo stales
SMS.LiGHTNESS [11:15]: przyczajony
[11:05]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:02]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
SMS.LiGHTNESS [10:22]: xD
[9:58]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:39]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
SMS.LiGHTNESS [9:25]: :Ð?
[9:14]: The Tank has been damaged!
we PWN SkyLine ALL [8:48]: zdechnij
[7:36]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
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[7:36]: FIGHT!
we PWN wko ALL [6:41]: DOBRE
we PWN wko ALL [6:40]: LAGI
we PWN wko ALL [6:40]: XD
we PWN wko ALL [6:07]: pause
[6:07]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
we PWN wko ALL [6:07]: net_port 13212312
[6:07]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
we PWN wko ALL [6:07]: net_port 13212312
[6:07]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
we PWN wko ALL [6:07]: unpause
[6:07]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
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we PWN wko ALL [6:07]: andrzej dodos
we PWN wko ALL [6:07]: jest
[6:07]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[6:07]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[6:07]: FIGHT!
SMS.LiGHTNESS [5:56]: ± AMEN ±
[2:37]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
SMS.LiGHTNESS [2:10]: gg
SMS.Wizzard [2:06]: 3?
we PWN SkyLine ALL [2:05]: zamknij mrode jacek
we PWN SkyLine ALL [2:03]: mozna
SMS.LiGHTNESS [2:02]: karalem
we PWN wko ALL [2:02]: NIESTETY
we PWN wko ALL [2:01]: GOWNA
SMS.LiGHTNESS [2:01]: cie jak psa
we PWN wko ALL [1:59]: SIE NIE DA WYKEROWAC
[1:30]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 10:29 (original: 12:00)
we PWN SkyLine ALL [Intermission]: jaka 3
SMS.Wizzard [Intermission]: deli? b4?
SMS.LiGHTNESS [Intermission]: do wora
we PWN wko ALL [Intermission]: XD
we PWN wko ALL [Warmup]: dawaj redy
SMS.LiGHTNESS [Warmup]: rupîtð
we PWN wko ALL [Countdown]: bednarczykowa
SMS.LiGHTNESS [Countdown]: japa tam
SMS.LiGHTNESS [Countdown]: low
SMS.LiGHTNESS [Countdown]: schodzisz
SMS.LiGHTNESS [Countdown]: na 3 hsy
SMS.LiGHTNESS [Countdown]: psie
we PWN wko ALL [Countdown]: jak twoja mama
we PWN wko ALL [Countdown]: na 1 winko
we PWN wko ALL [Countdown]: schodzi
SMS.LiGHTNESS [Countdown]: na 3
[11:24]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[11:16]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[10:02]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[10:02]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[10:01]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:51]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[9:39]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:30]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:12]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[7:48]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:23]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[7:17]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:02]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[6:59]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:59]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[6:44]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[6:39]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:06]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[6:00]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
we PWN wko ALL [5:32]: X
we PWN wko ALL [5:32]: D
we PWN wko ALL [5:31]: XD
we PWN wko ALL [5:31]: XD
SMS.LiGHTNESS [5:29]: ± AMEN ±
[5:03]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:00]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[5:00]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 6:59
we PWN SkyLine ALL [Intermission]: stio
SMS.LiGHTNESS [Warmup]: rupîtð
[5:32]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[4:36]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[4:36]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[4:34]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[4:27]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[4:27]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
we PWN wko ALL [3:52]: baczo show
we PWN wko ALL [3:52]: xd
we PWN wko ALL [3:47]: xd
[3:36]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:32]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[3:15]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[3:05]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
SMS.LiGHTNESS [2:56]: xD
[2:41]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[2:38]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[2:27]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:26]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
we PWN SkyLine ALL [2:19]: gg
SMS.LiGHTNESS [2:18]: ± AMEN ±
[2:17]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[2:11]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[2:11]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 4:47 (original: 6:59)
SMS.LiGHTNESS [Intermission]: szympi
SMS.LiGHTNESS [Intermission]: XD
SMS.LiGHTNESS [Intermission]: gg

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