We pwn all vs bigger than jesus (3421 views)

pl SkyLine
pl Elviss
pl w1lko
fi hazz
fi webe
fi sungi
21.04.16 22:30 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth .>+ Webe 92 kills
Killing Spree .>+ hazz 5 frags without being killed
Accountant .>+ Webe 90% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! wPa Elviss :-( 28 gibs
...and stay dead! we PWN kapitan/<ox ALL 31% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning wPa Elviss :-( 82 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! .>+ sngi 12 SPAM kills
Fragstealer wPa Elviss :-( 179 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! we PWN kapitan/<ox ALL 229 damage per frag
What objective? .>+ Webe 647 XP
Red Shirt ^JwPa SkyLine 118 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? .>+ hazz 7 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore .>+ Webe 161 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut wPa Elviss :-( 4 team kills
Gingerbread man .>+ sngi 37 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
wPa Elviss :-(865309110628042916087161674130/13/482/6210/1117715344
^JwPa SkyLine524396311812322014076157452630/14/252/849/1222313047
we PWN kapitan/<ox ALL73502741012301241520616537610/08/564/663/820516457
we PWN kapitan/<70147122832563377345369484497370/015/5198/6622/820214946
.>+ Webe906479210214011920349167021940/07/475/7311/622116455
.>+ hazz7347771961310131305115206541/02/662/676/1118415757
.>+ sngi87622869923013715049134612271/02/572/5512/317513645
.>+ 84174624929750126948449453694752/011/5209/5529/319315256
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
wPa Elviss :-(9010418207019281823842060/00/016/103/1K/KKDTKD/DKKDKDDK/KK/K/K/DKKDK/K/KK/DDD
^JwPa SkyLine66961218200326042726180/00/011/111/4/KKKDKKDKDDDD/KD/KDDDKDDDKKKDD
we PWN kapitan/<ox ALL11296181650052513257260/00/218/80/2KKDDXDKK/KKKD/KKDKKK/K//KKDKDDDKDDK
we PWN kapitan/<892964854140117793576822300/00/245/294/7
.>+ Webe881451618300231032464690/02/011/143/2DDDKDKKDKDDDDDK/KKDDKDDKDKKKKK/KKD
.>+ hazz427481941021965259000/00/06/162/1DDDDKDKK/DDDDDDKDDDDK/KDDKKS
.>+ sngi6894131950042614288100/00/012/151/0DKDKKDKDDK/KK/DDD/KDKKDDDDK/KDDK
.>+ 6631337561210876827935690/02/029/456/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
wPa Elviss :-(941211718402126422982990/00/116/133/3KKKKDDKKDDDKKD/KKDDKKTDKDKDDDKDDTKDKD
^JwPa SkyLine406611272101215030251270/00/19/242/3DDDDKDDKKSDDDKXDDDDDKXDK/DDDKKDKKDKDDXDDD
we PWN kapitan/<ox ALL831241518501333183813190/02/014/130/2K/D/DDDDKKDTDKKKDDDDDKDKK/KDKKKKDK
we PWN kapitan/<72311436311135811098202450/02/239/505/8
.>+ Webe891241719200143743316180/01/013/173/1KDKDK/KKDDKDDKKKDDKDKDKKKDDDKDDDDKKD
.>+ hazz129114221720022790267400/01/119/112/3KDDKDKKKKDKKDKKDKKDDKDDKKDK/KKDKKK/DDKD
.>+ sngi100174181820082656212000/00/115/83/1DK/KDKK/D/KK/DKDDK/K/KK/KKKDDD/KKKKD
.>+ 10641257546001198208110180/02/247/368/5
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
wPa Elviss :-(5862101740042574285400/11/18/101/1D/DKDKDDK/KDKDDD/KDKKD/DKDK
^JwPa SkyLine644291410041821182600/11/06/92/0DDD/DK/KKD/DKDDKKDKK/DK
we PWN kapitan/<ox ALL5859101730041815247300/01/08/121/1DDDK/DKDDD/DKKDKDKDDKDK/KK/
we PWN kapitan/<601632948800126210715300/23/122/314/2
.>+ Webe86781315101328342368350/00/114/90/2/KDKDKKDDDKKDKD/KDKDKDK/KKDTD
.>+ hazz7667101320031940218901/01/18/70/2KK/KKK/KDDDK/DKDKDKDDDD
.>+ sngi100801313400623791653881/00/110/72/0K/KKDKK/DKKK//KDKK/K/DDKDDX
.>+ 87225364170112715362101232/01/332/232/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
wPa Elviss :-(1252054200172151600/00/05/30/0DKKK/KDKD
^JwPa SkyLine5017360001844104200/00/03/50/0KKDKD/DDD
we PWN kapitan/<ox ALL501724100157454700/00/02/30/0DKDK/D
we PWN kapitan/<7554101430032139210500/00/010/110/0
.>+ Webe12035651001923759180/00/06/40/0KDKKDD/KKDK
.>+ hazz6026352001550775180/00/03/40/0DKDK/DDK
.>+ sngi5014242002632605180/00/02/20/0KD//KD
.>+ 77751114500421052139540/00/011/100/0
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
wPa Elviss :-(11914525216011041333080900/01/123/72/4/KK/DKKXKK/DKKKDTDKK/K/KKD/KKK/KDD/K/DDKKK/KDKKD
^JwPa SkyLine56941425611830093128140/01/012/142/3KDDD/T//DKDDKDKXKDK/DDKK/KS/DKKDK/KK/DDDD
we PWN kapitan/<ox ALL8612120236001037283354360/03/215/112/0DK/KKK/KKDDK/D///KDDDK/KKD/KDDKKKK/KDKK/DKD
we PWN kapitan/<8736059691812281087095621400/05/350/326/7
.>+ Webe601291423300242914146180/01/28/185/1DKDDKDDDKK/KKDDK/KKDKDDDKDDDDKKDDDDDK
.>+ hazz4778112330022494365800/00/111/180/3KXKDDDDK/DDKDD/DKKDDDKKDKDDDDDKDDKD
.>+ sngi6812715226015277730661210/02/212/132/2KTDDKDKD//DK/DK/DKDDDDKDDKDKKDKKDK/DKK
.>+ 583344068120199562108701390/03/531/497/6

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
wPa Elviss :-(61781626500431994351180/01/114/191/2DKDDDDDDKDKDKDDDDK/DKKDKK/KDKD/DKDK/DKKDKD
^JwPa SkyLine5012414281113364839981040/02/111/212/2DDDKKDDDDDK/TDDDDKDK/DKKDD/DKDDDDKDSKDKKDKK
we PWN kapitan/<ox ALL398592330013258377800/02/17/190/3DKDDDDDDDKDXDDDDDKDKDK/DDDKDDKDKK
we PWN kapitan/<502873977911810105121271220/05/332/593/7
.>+ Webe11813626224001048243649360/03/123/110/0K/KDK/KKK/KK/DKDK/K//KKK//KKDKDDKDKKDKDKKK/KDKDD
.>+ hazz891181719000333123320360/00/315/112/2DKKKKDKD/KKKDKKDDD/DKD/KDKKKDKKDDDDD
.>+ sngi1081332523400123991313600/00/121/104/0K/KK/KDKDKK/K/K/KK/KDKK/KKKDDK/KD/KKDK/KDK/K/DDD
.>+ 1053876864800251212710105720/03/559/326/2

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Player Chats
[Countdown]: .>+ Webe readied the Allies!
we PWN kapitan/<ox ALL [Countdown]: hf perkele
wPa Elviss :-( [Countdown]: hf
we PWN kapitan/<ox ALL [Countdown]: gl & hf :D
.>+ sngi [Countdown]: dobra game m8s
wPa Elviss :-( [Countdown]: vittu paska
wPa Elviss :-( [Countdown]: hfhfh
[10:32]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:29]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[10:27]: The Tank has been damaged!
[10:05]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:02]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:44]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[8:24]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:22]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:04]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:34]: The Tank has been repaired!
[7:14]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[7:05]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:58]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[6:57]: The Tank has been damaged!
[5:16]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[2:40]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
^JwPa SkyLine [1:59]: gg
[1:28]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:31
[10:03]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:00]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:57]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[8:37]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[8:18]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[8:12]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:53]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[7:39]: The Tank has been damaged!
[7:22]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[7:12]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[7:12]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[7:12]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[7:12]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[7:12]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[7:12]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[7:12]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[7:12]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[7:12]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[7:12]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[7:12]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[7:12]: FIGHT!
[6:29]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[5:28]: The Tank has been repaired!
[4:57]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
wPa Elviss :-( [4:21]: FUCKING LAGS
[3:32]: The Tank has been damaged!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (10:31)
wPa Elviss :-( [Intermission]: maybe u know solution
wPa Elviss :-( [Intermission]: im freezing for like 1sec every 10secs
wPa Elviss :-( [Countdown]: but still sometimes freezing a bit
^JwPa SkyLine [Countdown]: go to toilet and try to masturabvate andrzej
[7:00]: The Doors are opening!!
[6:36]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:36]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
.>+ Webe [4:48]: xd
we PWN kapitan/<ox ALL [4:45]: trlololool
we PWN kapitan/<ox ALL [4:45]: xd
^JwPa SkyLine [2:43]: gg
[2:42]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:17
wPa Elviss :-( [6:58]: XD
[6:34]: The Doors are opening!!
[5:21]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:21]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
^JwPa SkyLine [4:28]: gg
wPa Elviss :-( [4:19]: gg
.>+ sngi [4:19]: wp
[4:18]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
^JwPa SkyLine [Intermission]: 3?
.>+ Webe [Intermission]: sd?
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 2:58 (original: 7:17)
^JwPa SkyLine [Intermission]: yep
^JwPa SkyLine [Intermission]: go
.>+ sngi [Intermission]: yes fine
wPa Elviss :-( [Intermission]: do it fast
wPa Elviss :-( [Warmup]: need to wake up in 5hours :p
.>+ sngi [Countdown]: hF
[9:28]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:04]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:51]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:49]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[7:03]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[7:01]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[6:06]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:04]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[5:42]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[4:58]: The Crane Controls have been destroyed.
^JwPa SkyLine [3:52]: nice aim
[3:28]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:27]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[3:14]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
we PWN kapitan/<ox ALL [Intermission]: GG
wPa Elviss :-( [Intermission]: gg
.>+ Webe [Countdown]: sup :D
.>+ sngi [Countdown]: "gg easy!"?
.>+ sngi [Countdown]: or why he leave
wPa Elviss :-( [Countdown]: non
[Countdown]: wPa SkyLinecalled a vote.
wPa Elviss :-( [Countdown]: hes coming
[Countdown]: *** Match Reset! ***
[Countdown]: Vote passed!
we PWN kapitan/<ox ALL [10:15]: lol
we PWN kapitan/<ox ALL [10:15]: xd
we PWN kapitan/<ox ALL [10:14]: 0 hit
we PWN kapitan/<ox ALL [10:13]: '...
[5:10]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
wPa Elviss :-( [4:53]: now my ET works way better
[4:49]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
.>+ sngi [4:44]: yes u got flag!
wPa Elviss :-( [4:41]: ye
wPa Elviss :-( [4:40]: :)
[4:30]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[4:27]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
.>+ Webe [4:05]: that was new EC tactic
[3:47]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[3:42]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:04]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
wPa Elviss :-( [2:33]: :D
[2:03]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
.>+ hazz [1:17]: :D
^JwPa SkyLine [0:04]: nexT?
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
[Intermission]: wPa SkyLine disconnected
wPa Elviss :-( [Intermission]: ggs :p
[Intermission]: we PWN kapitan/<ox ALL disconnected
wPa Elviss :-( [Intermission]: thanks4game
.>+ sngi [Intermission]: GG

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