PoKeMaNs vs unreAl Gaming (3666 views)

de shady
nl kARMA
nl GiZmOoO
fr uYop
pl WuT
fr kEEJI
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth pOkeGiZmOoO 60 kills
Killing Spree pOkeshady 8 frags without being killed
Accountant pOkeGiZmOoO 122% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! frenchrollerfucker 12 gibs
...and stay dead! frenchrollerfucker 27% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning pOkeGiZmOoO 53 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! pOkeGiZmOoO 6 SPAM kills
Fragstealer frenchrollerfucker 205 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! frenchrollermonster 299 damage per frag
What objective? pOkeGiZmOoO 426 XP
Red Shirt poca. kARMA 78 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? polishcarstealer 8 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore pOkeGiZmOoO 258 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut pOkeGiZmOoO 4 team kills
Gingerbread man polishcarstealer 19 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
frenchrollermonster5831543738101811064108582400/08/432/473/625714735
frenchrollerfucker783334558120210856294851600/06/939/352/419016456
polishcarstealer673444465511191016410888970/00/244/391/423116548
ler6799213219625234729790312314970/014/2115/396/422615946
pOkeshady803824455501121045094891890/08/333/384/223817385
poca. kARMA5533343785001993029990540/01/638/554/321612837
pOkeGiZmOoO122426604911041911479103111440/05/453/256/119121053
pO81114114718221055031231297903870/014/4124/2514/121517055
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
frenchrollermonster70781217500626672476840/04/08/110/1DDDKD//DKXK/KK/KKDD/DKDKDDKKK/
frenchrollerfucker10084121260012038226200/00/212/90/0DKDDKKDDKKDKDKDKKD/KDDKK
polishcarstealer57100814201521911911210/00/08/91/0DKD//DKDTK/KKDKD/KDDK/D
ler762623243130112689666491050/04/228/291/1
pOkeshady66581015201421401984590/01/29/81/1/K/KKKDDKK/DDDDKK/TDKDDKDD
poca. kARMA75701216200220402728360/00/111/131/1K/KKKDD/KDDKDDKDKDXKDDDKDKDKD
pOkeGiZmOoO816991110042469218400/01/18/60/0/K/DKDDKD/KDKKK/KKDD
pO7419731425011066496896950/02/428/272/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
frenchrollermonster608791501022388215500/01/06/112/1DKKDDDK/DDKKD/KKDDDDDKKS
frenchrollerfucker8067121500022556265700/01/411/80/1KDKDK/KKDDDDKDD/DKDKKDKDKKD
polishcarstealer12195171430032384280300/00/117/100/0D/DKKKDDKKKKDDK/KDKKDKKKD/KKKDD
ler87249384431077328761500/02/534/292/2
pOkeshady7596912100223391907180/03/05/91/1DK/DKDDD/DKKKDKDKKDKD
poca. kARMA4789112300062203260800/00/111/160/0KK/D/DDK/DDDDDKK/DDKD/DK/DKDDKKDDK
pOkeGiZmOoO9496161750063073281300/02/113/91/1KDDKKKDDKK/KDKK/KKKK///KDDK/DDKDD
pO7228136526001476157328180/05/229/342/2
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
frenchrollermonster20915000153980800/00/01/30/1D/DDKD
frenchrollerfucker20915100054389200/00/01/30/2DDKDDD
polishcarstealer1502664000189681900/00/06/20/1KKDKK/DKDK
ler634481410021978251900/00/08/80/4
pOkeshady5036240002780560400/00/01/21/0DK/KD/
poca. kARMA2533280003826781180/00/01/51/0D/DD//KDDK
pOkeGiZmOoO4006282200191363700/00/06/12/0KKK/DKKKKK
pO1581311214200625191978580/00/08/84/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
frenchrollermonster7130571002104599700/00/05/50/0KKKD/KDDD/KD
frenchrollerfucker01506000238377900/00/00/30/1/DD/DD
polishcarstealer332226000170776500/00/02/50/0DDK/DKDD
ler356771910052135254100/00/07/130/1
pOkeshady1331843000160866400/00/04/20/0DKDKKK/
poca. kARMA802345000264463700/00/04/30/0KD/KK/KDD
pOkeGiZmOoO300436200001289834180/00/05/21/0DKDKKKKK
pO171841410000325412135180/00/013/71/0
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
frenchrollermonster4562920100423412809540/02/27/130/2XKDDDKD//KDKDDDDDKDDD/KDKDDKK/
frenchrollerfucker668310153014171516711250/01/28/92/0DDTDDKDKDKKDK/KK/KDD/D/DKK
polishcarstealer2353417010721362750760/00/14/70/1D/DK/K/DDDK/K///DSDDD
ler45198235241115619272302550/03/519/292/3
pOkeshady155122149100229992048360/04/010/70/0KK/KK/KDDKDDDKKKKKKKKDD
poca. kARMA466461320032124200400/00/15/121/1KK/KDDDK/DKD/DDXXKDXDXD
pOkeGiZmOoO1771021692043210721401260/01/218/41/0/KKDKDKDKK/KKK/DKKDKKKTTKTTKD
pO12628836315048723061921620/05/333/232/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
frenchrollermonster7749791003208416131020/01/25/41/1K/KXKDKDK/K/DKDDD
frenchrollerfucker20075105201113271224350/04/17/30/0KTKKK/DDKKKKKKDD
polishcarstealer704871000021850184000/00/07/60/2K/KDKDKDKD/KKDDDD
ler11617224243016526146771370/05/319/131/3
pOkeshady4152512100115842326360/00/14/101/0DKDDKDDDKDDDDDK/K
poca. kARMA615481310031465123200/01/36/61/1DDDKDDK/KDDDK/DDKKK/K
pOkeGiZmOoO62545810051628170300/01/03/31/0/DDK/K/DKK/K/
pO551601833300946775261360/02/413/193/1

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Player Chats
frenchrollermonster [Warmup]: :D
frenchrollermonster [Warmup]: :D
pOkeGiZmOoO [Warmup]: xDDD
pOkeGiZmOoO [Warmup]: thats more suitable ye
poca. kARMA [Warmup]: if the fifa would do drugtests now here on this server..
poca. kARMA [Warmup]: gonna get fucked
frenchrollermonster [Warmup]: gizmooruup
pOkeGiZmOoO [Warmup]: im eating some soup
pOkeGiZmOoO [Warmup]: wait a little bit
polishcarstealer [Warmup]: weedsoup
pOkeGiZmOoO [Warmup]: need to get some focus you know
pOkeGiZmOoO [Warmup]: ye indeed
frenchrollermonster [Countdown]: havefunununununun
poca. kARMA [Countdown]: hf
pOkeGiZmOoO [Countdown]: hf
frenchrollermonster [Countdown]: gizmo i took deli for you
[10:50]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:22]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:57]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:55]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
polishcarstealer [9:50]: xD
[9:00]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:54]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:09]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[7:59]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[7:52]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[7:34]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[7:29]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[7:28]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[7:15]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[4:02]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:57
pOkeGiZmOoO [Intermission]: no warmup no win
poca. kARMA [Intermission]: no = no
frenchrollermonster [Warmup]: warmup = win
polishcarstealer [Warmup]: cock = dick
pOkeGiZmOoO [Warmup]: fuck you = fuck you
poca. kARMA [Countdown]: steal is car
[6:45]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
pOkeGiZmOoO [6:13]: ffs
[5:54]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[5:42]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
pOkeGiZmOoO [5:07]: ok
pOkeGiZmOoO [5:05]: that was
pOkeGiZmOoO [5:02]: a bit wallhacky
[4:59]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[4:10]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:14]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[3:06]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[2:20]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[2:00]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[1:57]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[1:55]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[1:42]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (7:57)
frenchrollerfucker [Intermission]: bg
[11:16]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[11:16]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[10:35]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[10:35]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[10:32]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[10:28]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[10:02]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[9:53]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[9:48]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:28]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:24]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[9:24]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 2:35
pOkeGiZmOoO [Intermission]: xDDD
frenchrollermonster [Intermission]: :))
frenchrollermonster [Intermission]: :))
frenchrollermonster [Intermission]: :))
frenchrollermonster [Intermission]: :))
poca. kARMA [Intermission]: deliverd
frenchrollerfucker [Intermission]: oh, warmup is finished ?
pOkeGiZmOoO [Countdown]: im fucking HYPED
[1:50]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[1:20]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[0:41]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
pOkeshady [0:13]: xD
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (2:35)
pOkeGiZmOoO [Intermission]: alles is voor gizmo
frenchrollermonster [Intermission]: no warmup no win
poca. kARMA [Intermission]: i mean like alles
[8:04]: The Doors are opening!!
pOkeGiZmOoO [6:58]: loled
pOkeGiZmOoO [6:57]: xD
[6:32]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[6:32]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:21]: Main blast door opening!
[4:58]: Main blast door closing!
[3:19]: Main blast door opening!
[3:03]: Main blast door closing!
[2:41]: Main blast door opening!
[2:10]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:49
[6:16]: The Doors are opening!!
[6:00]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
pOkeGiZmOoO [6:00]: ''One second let me greet my wife''
pOkeGiZmOoO [6:00]: LOL
[6:00]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
poca. kARMA [6:00]: ofc
poca. kARMA [6:00]: what husband doesnt do that:
[6:00]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[6:00]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
pOkeGiZmOoO [6:00]: true
[6:00]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[6:00]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[6:00]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[6:00]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[6:00]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[6:00]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[6:00]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[6:00]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[6:00]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[6:00]: FIGHT!
[5:47]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[5:47]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
frenchrollermonster [4:54]: :))
[1:43]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
frenchrollermonster [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 6:05 (original: 7:49)
pOkeGiZmOoO [Intermission]: gg
poca. kARMA [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: polishcarstealer disconnected
[Intermission]: poca. kARMA disconnected
[Intermission]: pOkeshady disconnected
[Intermission]: frenchrollermonster disconnected
[Intermission]: frenchrollerfucker disconnected

These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on. You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:

  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

Credits to the author of StatWhore of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.