30 seconds to MARS vs PoKeMaNs (3689 views)

nl GiZmOoO
fi Rong
us ipod
ch fumoffu
de shady
nl yii
18.05.16 20:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth POKESHADY 77 kills
Killing Spree POKEYIII 8 frags without being killed
Accountant POKESHADY 93% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! POKEYIII 18 gibs
...and stay dead! POKEYIII 30% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning ^FPOKEFFU 71 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! POKEYIII 17 SPAM kills
Fragstealer GiZmOoO FROM MARS 181 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! ipod FROM PLUTO 256 damage per frag
What objective? POKESHADY 493 XP
Red Shirt ipod FROM PLUTO 107 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? ipod FROM PLUTO 24 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore ^FPOKEFFU 166 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut POKEYIII 5 team kills
Gingerbread man POKESHADY 40 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
Rong FROM MARS523665610411302913680144522090/00/351/655/424413558
ipod FROM PLUTO403424410711212910107136584710/03/832/6010/9230125324
GiZmOoO FROM MARS8147075939012713527142072360/05/761/5410/618015349
FROM 57117817530431528537314423179160/08/7144/5425/6218138414
POKESHADY924937783912401584812322760/09/266/384/820614746
POKEYIII594676110318053212715123265530/04/545/5517/1420812088
^FPOKEFFU87458768717012615164138484490/05/171/541/620015977
POKE781418214273441898437273849610780/018/1182/5422/620514267
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Rong FROM MARS751001824400843913760710/00/016/162/0K/KK/K/DKDKKDKD/KDDKK//KDDKDK/KDDKDKDK/DDD
ipod FROM PLUTO7289162220010290330661600/00/112/104/1DKKK/KK//K//KKKDK/DDKD/DKD/KD/D/KDKKDD
GiZmOoO FROM MARS105128201910083495333200/04/114/82/2D/DKK/K/KK/KKD/KKKDD/KKKDDDKKKK/KK/DDKD
FROM 8431754657002610789101582310/04/242/348/3
POKESHADY771181722210738363408240/01/114/122/4/D/KKDKDDDKDK/DKDDKXKK//D/DDK/KKXDKDKDKKKS
POKEYIII4811112252026306831632260/00/211/143/3DKDDDDD/D/KKDDTKKDK/DD/KDKTDDDDK/D/KDKK
^FPOKEFFU41851024000432544218580/01/19/160/3KDDDDDKDDDDDDKDKDD/DKK/DK/DK/DKDDK
POKE5531439714121710158107893080/02/434/425/10

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Rong FROM MARS3690925310936423738360/00/08/151/0DK///SK/DDKKD/DD/DD/KDD/DKDKD/KDKD
ipod FROM PLUTO358510280118233933352570/02/28/151/2DDDKDKDKKDSDK//KK/KDD/DD/DDDD/DTDKD/K/D
GiZmOoO FROM MARS661001421100830483251360/01/113/120/1DDD/K/K/KDK/KK/DKD/DKKKDDXDDDKK/KK/D
FROM 462753374421259029103243290/03/329/422/3
POKESHADY951141920100113860326000/01/118/80/0KK/K/KDDDK/KDDD/K/K/K/K/KKKK/K/KK/DDKDK
POKEYIII529713255001332922937580/02/29/102/0KKK/D/KD/KK/DK/D/D/D/K//KDDK/K/KDD/DDK
^FPOKEFFU75891520500831722832770/00/015/110/1/KDDDDDDKK/KK/KK/DK/KDDK/KKK/DK/KDD
POKE7430047651100321032490291350/03/342/292/1
Player Summary for erdenberg_t1
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Rong FROM MARS40861230200630524116840/00/210/192/3DDK////DDDKDKKDKDDKD/DDDDKKDDDDK/KDDKDDKDD
ipod FROM PLUTO146442721051801290200/00/11/173/3DDDDDSDDD//D/DD/DDDDDDDK/KKDDKD
GiZmOoO FROM MARS6695162450043006359900/00/314/152/2DKD/KDKKDDK//KDDDKKKDDDKDDKKDKDD/KDDDKKD
FROM 40245328191015785910617840/00/625/517/8
POKESHADY819418222021539512469340/02/016/62/1KDKK/DK//DK/K//KT///K//KTDK//KK/KK/DKKDKDK
POKEYIII879521247009306126281210/02/013/126/6KK/KDD/KDKKKDKK/D/DXDDKDK/K/XKK/KDKXD/KD/KDKDKKD
^FPOKEFFU130110262050110360527621740/02/024/91/1K/K/KK/K/K/DDKKK/KKKDKK/K/KKDDDTKKK/DKK/KDDKKKD
POKE9929965661403341061778593290/06/053/279/8

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Rong FROM MARS83265601031025924180/00/05/20/0/SK/KKK/DDK
ipod FROM PLUTO66246910041144106000/00/05/41/1DKDDK/K/KD/KK/D
GiZmOoO FROM MARS12534108200210999831260/00/17/43/1DKDKKK/DK/KDKDDKKK
FROM 918421233109326829671440/00/117/104/2
POKESHADY7137571004900657180/01/04/30/1K//D/DKDKKK/X
POKEYIII253731230135211098270/00/01/63/3K/DDD/DKDD/DDKDT
^FPOKEFFU503451030011546151300/00/05/80/1/KKDKDKDDDDKDDD
POKE491081329701829673268450/01/010/173/5
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Rong FROM MARS8707801020000/00/07/40/1KDKK/KK/KDKDSDD
ipod FROM PLUTO444449000012571739540/01/32/61/1DKKDDXDDKDDKDD
GiZmOoO FROM MARS1286797001214231335740/00/17/43/0KKKDTK/KKKDKK/DDD
FROM 8611120240114268030741280/01/416/144/2
POKESHADY140477530011199122200/03/04/40/2KDDK/XDKDKKXKK
POKEYIII2557312002114511314670/00/13/82/2DDDDDDKDTDDK/DTKD
^FPOKEFFU1287397100218341326360/01/08/50/0KDKDKDKDK/DKKK/K
POKE9817719244024448438621030/04/115/172/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Rong FROM MARS456451120011570191400/00/15/90/0D/KDDDDDDKDDKKKD
ipod FROM PLUTO33364126002663155600/00/14/80/1DDDKDDKDD/D/KKDD
GiZmOoO FROM MARS424661400031456170700/00/06/110/0DDDD/DDDDKDKKKD/KK/D
FROM 40146153780063689517700/00/215/280/1
POKESHADY1578311700022102130600/01/010/50/0/KKKK/DKKDKKDDKDKK
POKEYIII1807095100013221186540/00/08/51/0KKKKKKKKDKDDDD
^FPOKEFFU183671163001175311971040/01/010/50/0K/DKDKKKKKKKDKDDK
POKE17322031184003517736891580/02/028/151/0

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Player Chats
[6:10]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[5:54]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:30]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[5:13]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[4:33]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[4:29]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:05]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[2:58]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[2:47]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[2:01]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[1:58]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[1:58]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[1:45]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
POKESHADY [1:22]: wtf
Rong FROM MARS [0:46]: ?
Rong FROM MARS [0:43]: fucking legit
POKESHADY [0:40]: xDDDDDD
[0:07]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 11:52
[10:33]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:31]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[10:30]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:44]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:36]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:30]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:20]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:05]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:03]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[7:45]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[7:24]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[4:48]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[4:47]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[4:47]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[4:34]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
Rong FROM MARS [4:28]: the fuck
Rong FROM MARS [4:18]: who the fuck picks kresti instead of you in any german team
Rong FROM MARS [4:14]: fucking crazy people
Rong FROM MARS [4:14]: lmao
[1:08]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 10:44 (original: 11:52)
Rong FROM MARS [Intermission]: wp
Rong FROM MARS [Intermission]: WP SHADY
Rong FROM MARS [Intermission]: u fucking beast nigger
Rong FROM MARS [Intermission]: gtfo
POKESHADY [Intermission]: i sked 10 sec too early
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Intermission]: xDDDD
POKESHADY [Intermission]: xdd
[10:47]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:21]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:02]: Main Gate has been destroyed!
[9:24]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:21]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:41]: The West Flak88 has been destroyed!
Rong FROM MARS [6:51]: just give us the fucking cp retard
POKESHADY [6:46]: :XD
[5:48]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:04]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
Rong FROM MARS [0:53]: the fuck
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
ipod FROM PLUTO [Intermission]: 18 deaths in a row i think
Rong FROM MARS [Intermission]: such a good game
POKESHADY [Intermission]: true
[11:41]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[11:22]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:02]: Main Gate has been destroyed!
[10:48]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[10:20]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:15]: The West Flak88 has been destroyed!
Rong FROM MARS [8:51]: ??
[7:50]: The East Flak88 has been destroyed!
[7:50]: Both Flak88 guns have been destroyed!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 4:11 (original: 12:00)
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Intermission]: easy
[11:37]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[11:37]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[11:37]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[11:37]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[11:37]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[11:37]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[11:37]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[11:37]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[11:37]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[11:37]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[11:37]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[11:37]: FIGHT!
[11:31]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:43]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:40]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[9:53]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[9:48]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:31]: The Tank has been damaged!
[9:25]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:10]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[8:34]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:30]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:00]: The Tank has been damaged!
[7:41]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [7:15]: ipod and rong bitching like virgins
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [7:13]: :D
Rong FROM MARS [6:55]: cba with this handicap
[6:55]: Rong FROM MARS disconnected
POKEYIII [6:52]: XD\
POKEYIII [6:42]: always the same
ipod FROM PLUTO [6:39]: :D
[6:37]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 5:22
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: dont have any idea why he is acting like this
POKEYIII [Warmup]: kan niet tegen zn verlies
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: op supply was ie al aant whinen
POKEYIII [Warmup]: heb je andere 3e
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: ff kijken
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Countdown]: too bad we cant replay the first round
POKESHADY [Countdown]: :P
[1:28]: The Tank has been repaired!
[1:25]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[1:19]: The Tank has been damaged!
ipod FROM PLUTO [0:59]: 3RD/
ipod FROM PLUTO [0:57]: 4TH?
[0:55]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
^FPOKEFFU [0:40]: he gtg after
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (5:22)
ipod FROM PLUTO [Intermission]: GGS
POKEYIII [Intermission]: ggs
POKESHADY [Intermission]: gg
ipod FROM PLUTO [Intermission]: fucking wrong biggest bitch of et
[Intermission]: POKEYIII disconnected
[Intermission]: ipod FROM PLUTO disconnected
[Intermission]: Sappig disconnected

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Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.