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26.06.16 21:30 CEST
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one4one
Sunday, 26th June 2016 18:23
nice life
avi
xD
niektore rzeczy sie nigdy nie zmieniaja... igla pozostanie na zawsze cwelem ruchanym przez wszystkie serwery w internecie, igla ty pecie grasz jak pizda na pececie pierdolony grzbiecie skoncz grac w et i dalej graj na flecie.
Mozesz dolaczyc do jego fanpage, bo ciebie tez kazdy rucha w dupe i nie chce z toba grac
xD
hahahahahah
ale czego ty sie frajerska taco prujesz jak rajstopy. koło chuja mi latasz i twoje wywody, mlody bierzesz na przysiady wzwody, chuj ci na cyce i chuj ci na imie, jebać cie kurwo to cie nie minie.
Dalej jestem za tym zebys wspolnie z igla zalozyl fanpage, razem bedziecie tworzyc jeden mozg, jakby was polaczyc to na bank wyszlaby maszyna nie do przebicia w kwestii inteligencji.
Mateusz tyle w Tobie nienawiści
Czemu nienawisc? zwykla pogarda :D
Ty to jestes
i o to chodzi
grzechu XD
"Do you want to translate this page"
"NOPE" button is highly recommended.
I pressed 'ok'.
But then got a message from Google telling me that this 3rd world language is unsupported.
I was confused that a language from a country which has the most emigrants (to other Europe), isn't recognised by this 'language filter'.
So I called Google.
A man picked up the phone and said: Witam, kto to jest?
I was like flabbergasted. You can't translate, but already Poland has invaded Google too. Not just Building/construction, cleaning and washing sector. No they also start to invade Google.
At this very moment I took a gun and try to shoot out my peanut-big brain. I missed my brains, because my brains were just so small and hard to hit. Eventually I ended up in a coma.
Months later I woke up. And the most beautiful nurse was cleaning my feet. It felt like she was licking my toes.
I asked her where I was. And she told me: "Zabiję cię, ty belgijski szumowiny". I interpreted this as: "Lets have sex right now, Belgian".
So she took me aside and started to strangle me. At first I thought she was into kinky sex, but soon my small brains realised she was trying to kill me.
On that moment I shit for the first time, since I was a little kid, in my pants. Not just poop, no it was nasty diaria.
The whole floor started to smell so badly, you would thought you were on Fanatic's little pig farm, aka home.
Anyway, the smell was picked up by other nurses. They came to save me.
It's then when I met the most beautiful girl I have ever met!
Of course she spoke this weird language called Polish/polaks.
I didn't understand a word she said, but this how it went:
You talk to her, get to know her, eventually when the friendship has a solid foundation, you invite her around to your house.
Now it's sexy time..
Slowly massage the vag, then rub the clitoris ever so gently. Proceed to stick a single finger in the vagina. continue adding your fingers until your whole fist is in. slide your arm slowly into her, once you reach your shoulder limbo in with your head, and forcibly insert your other arm, torso, and legs. You are now free to control her. when you feel the job is done, finish by giving birth to yourself
From that point, I was half Belgian, half polak.
Peace out.
But then got a message from Google telling me that this 3rd world language is unsupported.
I was confused that a language from a country which has the most emigrants (to other Europe), isn't recognised by this 'language filter'.
So I called Google.
A man picked up the phone and said: Witam, kto to jest?
I was like flabbergasted. You can't translate, but already Poland has invaded Google too. Not just Building/construction, cleaning and washing sector. No they also start to invade Google.
At this very moment I took a gun and try to shoot out my peanut-big brain. I missed my brains, because my brains were just so small and hard to hit. Eventually I ended up in a coma.
Months later I woke up. And the most beautiful nurse was cleaning my feet. It felt like she was licking my toes.
I asked her where I was. And she told me: "Zabiję cię, ty belgijski szumowiny". I interpreted this as: "Lets have sex right now, Belgian".
So she took me aside and started to strangle me. At first I thought she was into kinky sex, but soon my small brains realised she was trying to kill me.
On that moment I shit for the first time, since I was a little kid, in my pants. Not just poop, no it was nasty diaria.
The whole floor started to smell so badly, you would thought you were on Fanatic's little pig farm, aka home.
Anyway, the smell was picked up by other nurses. They came to save me.
It's then when I met the most beautiful girl I have ever met!
Of course she spoke this weird language called Polish/polaks.
I didn't understand a word she said, but this how it went:
You talk to her, get to know her, eventually when the friendship has a solid foundation, you invite her around to your house.
Now it's sexy time..
Slowly massage the vag, then rub the clitoris ever so gently. Proceed to stick a single finger in the vagina. continue adding your fingers until your whole fist is in. slide your arm slowly into her, once you reach your shoulder limbo in with your head, and forcibly insert your other arm, torso, and legs. You are now free to control her. when you feel the job is done, finish by giving birth to yourself
From that point, I was half Belgian, half polak.
Peace out.
I realised that my new polish blood had too few red blood cells.
Basically I was dying.
So I went back to the hospital to meet this gorgeous nurse, who tried to kill me.
She sweared in Russian or Polish, same crap. It was like swearing in French: fils de putin, merdre, zut alors,.. only like 100.000.000.001 times worse.
After she cool downed I asked her why she tried to kill me.
She said: she was the wife of Fanatic. I was blown away by this news.
Fanatic <> Gorgeous wife! Holy mozes on a Polish stick!
Suddenly I felt the urge to feel sympathy for this Polish guy.
2 mins later I made love to his wife and made the most ugly baby in the world.
From this day on, Fanatic believes he had made a child with his bape. Nevertheless, now you know it is my creation.
I created the 'thing' he calls: 'my kid'.
So now i'm half Polish, and I have a Polish child.
Invasion of Poland has begun.
Peace out..
Basically I was dying.
So I went back to the hospital to meet this gorgeous nurse, who tried to kill me.
She sweared in Russian or Polish, same crap. It was like swearing in French: fils de putin, merdre, zut alors,.. only like 100.000.000.001 times worse.
After she cool downed I asked her why she tried to kill me.
She said: she was the wife of Fanatic. I was blown away by this news.
Fanatic <> Gorgeous wife! Holy mozes on a Polish stick!
Suddenly I felt the urge to feel sympathy for this Polish guy.
2 mins later I made love to his wife and made the most ugly baby in the world.
From this day on, Fanatic believes he had made a child with his bape. Nevertheless, now you know it is my creation.
I created the 'thing' he calls: 'my kid'.
So now i'm half Polish, and I have a Polish child.
Invasion of Poland has begun.
Peace out..
WuT mad after reading journal about his ego problems -> WuT convincing one of his random twitch viewers / fanboys to dos poor me and fake me at server then start match with 5 people and wont reset game, but, Hey! atleast they got fh -> still loosing, wp and congratz about attitiude
xDDDD
i tak kazdy wie ze jestes uposledzony
This kanker igla man xD always and forever one of the most spectacular rifle i've ever seen gg xD troll forevah
BOZE KEKLEM XDDDDD
Poland has a minus natural increase rate, if you even know what that means :)
I guess what else, besides ignorance, can you expect from Muricans, who probably still think Europe is a country, Tony Blair is a skater, Nelson Mandela is a WWE wrestler. You would all die to diabetes if McDonald's allowed 5 L Coca Cola in their menus
I guess what else, besides ignorance, can you expect from Muricans, who probably still think Europe is a country, Tony Blair is a skater, Nelson Mandela is a WWE wrestler. You would all die to diabetes if McDonald's allowed 5 L Coca Cola in their menus
You forget that the capital of Europe is Belgium; which is a city in Brussels!
Tupac probably thinks Brussels is that vegetable his mom used to give him when he was in primary school(so about 2 years ago, I guess)
why euros have to be so awkward at everything even talking shit
brussels is capital of homos/trans/retards/goat lovers... not Europe... dude
Cologne is not Brussel
cologne is capital of raping german womans
53 % of the raped womans were polish btw
niby skad te dane?!
to byl joke --
Nelson Mandela isn't a wrestler?
everyone loves america
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u probably never had that question at history bowl :s
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u probably never had that question at history bowl :s
I always thought that he is the singer of Nickelback.
Hatin us cause you anus?
he deleted his comment(or it was deleted), I'll take it as a win. gg
Finally.
Those reasons these 'admins' give. It would be some nice troll on reddit.
oh wait... :D
E: That Engrish, it explodes my brains, even if my brains invented this Engrish. When rubbish becomes rubbish, you talk rubbish. Rubbish.
oh wait... :D
E: That Engrish, it explodes my brains, even if my brains invented this Engrish. When rubbish becomes rubbish, you talk rubbish. Rubbish.
only 1 month?!
emba pls
emba pls
I rather would go for University of Antwerp.
'emba' quite sucks, and retarded school anyway
'emba' quite sucks, and retarded school anyway
