30 seconds to MARS vs PoKeMaNs (2848 views)

ro Damon
fi lEku
fi Rong
de shady
fr uyop
nl yiiii
17.07.16 21:15 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth 30stm Rong 65 kills
Killing Spree 30stm Damon 4 frags without being killed
Accountant 30stm Rong 97% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! POKUuYop 14 gibs
...and stay dead! ^UPOKAYIII 32% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning 30stm Rong 59 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! ^UPOKAYIII 6 SPAM kills
Fragstealer 30stm Rong 174 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! ^UPOKAYIII 274 damage per frag
What objective? POKVshet 341 XP
Red Shirt POKUuYop 78 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? ^UPOKAYIII 11 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore 30stm Damon 172 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut 30stm Damon 5 team kills
Gingerbread man 30stm Rong 25 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
30stm Damon9029954601105229896104813930/01/155/343/218317545
30stm Rong9731865678052510919105842490/06/359/415/216815849
30stm lEku7731749648001994028526181/02/246/430/519213339
30stm 88934168191270106630217295916601/09/2160/438/518115548
POKUuYop6930254781401221102210251980/04/450/491/320413147
POKVshet5634140716012310689106512920/00/237/442/326715038
^UPOKAYIII42214317310019788093151620/11/225/616/2254128411
POK5685712522230035429591302175520/15/2112/619/224213649
Player Summary for erdenberg_t1
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
30stm Damon658115233028326640671470/00/017/150/0DK/K/KK/DDKDT/K/TK/DKKDKD/KDDKDDDK/DDKKD
30stm Rong1381202921201114572351780/04/025/111/0DKKKK//KK/DDDKXDKKT/K/KDKK/KKK/K//DKKKDKDKK/KK/KDKKK
30stm lEku1081452523300123940273200/01/224/110/0KK/KDK/KK/KDK/KDK/KKXDKKK/X/D//K/DKK/KKDKDKDKD/DKK
30stm 10434669678033111778103161550/05/266/371/0
POKUuYop541031731900840074086360/01/316/200/0KDKDDDDDDKDKDK/D/DDDK/D/DKDDK/KKDKKK/KK/D/DKDDKD
POKVshet4412611251006356839631360/00/011/180/1DK/DDDD///KK/D/DKDDKDDDKDDKDKDDKKKDD
^UPOKAYIII266083050032741372900/00/18/260/0DDDDKD/K/DD/KKDDDKDDKDKDDDKDDDDDDDDDDD
POK41289368615001710316117781720/01/435/640/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
30stm Damon10710115145021278729741840/00/016/111/2DKKDTDTKKKKDKK/KDKDDDDKDDKDDKKK
30stm Rong47701123201823762942300/00/111/161/0DK///KXKX//KKKDDDK/TD/D/DDDDKDDDKDKKD
30stm lEku54981222100424312713180/01/011/170/2/KDKK//K/DDDDDDDDKXKDKDDDDKDKDKDKKD
30stm 69269385980313759486292320/01/138/442/4
POKUuYop1371102216200634992529180/01/020/91/1KK/DKDKKDDDKKDK/DKK/K/KK/KDKKKKK/KDKKD
POKVshet63771219301828432979980/00/113/100/0DKDDK/K/KDK/KDDDKK/K///TKDKK/DDD
^UPOKAYIII57691221200422872086540/00/09/173/1DD/D/DDKDD/KKKDDKKDK/DKKKXKDKDDDDD
POK86256465670118862975941700/01/142/364/2
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
30stm Damon76511013101617691856440/00/110/61/0DKK/K/KDKDKD/TD/KDKK/DK/
30stm Rong100671111202120752280640/02/110/81/2KTKDK/DDDDXDDKTKDKDKDKKKK
30stm lEku694791320021832191100/00/09/110/2DXDDDKK/DDKKDKK/KXDKDDKD
30stm 8216530375039567660471080/02/229/252/4
POKUuYop62481016100520851941180/01/19/90/1KDKD/DK/KKD/DK/DK/DDKKDKDD
POKVshet8483111310042559186300/00/19/82/0DKDKKDK/KD/K/KDKDKDKK/DD
^UPOKAYIII634271120011403187200/01/04/92/1KKKDDKDDK/KDDKDDDD
POK7017328404001060475676180/02/222/264/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
30stm Damon140661410200720741584180/01/012/21/0DK/KK/KKKK/K/KDK/K/K/DKK
30stm Rong1166114122015189618451470/00/113/62/0KK/KDKK/TKK/DK/KDKDDKKKK/DD
30stm lEku50273620011199117001/00/02/40/1DX/KKDDDDK
30stm 102154312860113516945991651/01/127/123/1
POKUuYop3341515201314311695260/01/05/110/1DKDDDDD/DDK/DTKDDKK/D
POKVshet4255614100517191846580/00/04/80/2KKD/DX/K/DDK/K/DDDKDD
^UPOKAYIII36434111011144916281080/10/14/91/0DDDDTDDDDKKDKXDK/
POK3713915404029459951691920/11/113/281/3

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Player Chats
30stm lEku [Countdown]: RUP VUNT
30stm lEku [Countdown]: cunt
POKUuYop [Countdown]: rong > leku
30stm Rong [Countdown]: :ddd
[11:34]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[11:33]: The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker!
[9:11]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[8:52]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:31]: Main Gate has been destroyed!
[8:27]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[8:27]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[8:27]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[8:27]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[8:27]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[8:27]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
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[8:27]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[8:27]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[8:27]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[8:27]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[8:27]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[8:27]: FIGHT!
[7:53]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:50]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:03]: The West Flak88 has been destroyed!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
[11:09]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:46]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:24]: Main Gate has been destroyed!
[9:43]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:39]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:59]: The West Flak88 has been destroyed!
30stm Rong [8:18]: rip rong
30stm Damon [6:33]: NERD
^UPOKAYIII [6:23]: get carried ow
^UPOKAYIII [6:22]: low
30stm Rong [3:57]: jesus christ
dick dead end [3:57]: xdddddddddddddddddddddd
dick dead end [3:51]: ahahahahah
POKUuYop [2:40]: gg
[2:40]: The East Flak88 has been destroyed!
[2:39]: Both Flak88 guns have been destroyed!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 9:21 (original: 12:00)
30stm Damon [Warmup]: DAMON
30stm Damon [Warmup]: gettin carried
30stm Damon [Warmup]: that lie
30stm Damon [Warmup]: will haunt me forever
30stm Damon [Warmup]: :D
POKUuYop [10:56]: why
POKUuYop [10:55]: retard
[10:47]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:29]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[10:29]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[10:00]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:38]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[8:56]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:57]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[7:57]: Axis have returned the objective!
[7:48]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:40]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:28]: dick dead end disconnected
[7:13]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[7:01]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:57]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[6:41]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[6:36]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:10]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:02]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[6:02]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 5:57
[5:20]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[5:13]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
POKUuYop [4:47]: rong rly
POKUuYop [4:46]: retard
[4:06]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[3:23]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[3:03]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[2:38]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
30stm Rong [2:20]: DID U SMELL ME BRUV
[1:59]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[1:59]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[1:55]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
POKUuYop [1:30]: :))
POKUuYop [1:30]: :))
POKUuYop [1:30]: :))
POKUuYop [1:30]: :))
POKUuYop [1:29]: :))
POKUuYop [1:29]: :))
[1:21]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:13]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:48]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[0:45]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[0:35]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:27]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (5:57)
^UPOKAYIII [Intermission]: ggs
30stm Damon [Intermission]: GG
POKUuYop [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: POKAYIII disconnected
[Intermission]: 30stm lEku disconnected
[Intermission]: POKVshet disconnected
[Intermission]: 30stm Damon disconnected
[Intermission]: POKUuYop disconnected

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