unreAlish vs bigger than jesus (2780 views)

nl mENACE
nl iNsAne
nl kAPOT
fi webe
fi lEku
pl Kirej
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth BTJ^WlEku 118 kills
Killing Spree unreAl|CHAPO 9 frags without being killed
Accountant BTJ^WlEku 99% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! unreAl|CHAPO 21 gibs
...and stay dead! unreAl|Opperbaas 25% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning unreAl|CHAPO 101 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! ^SBTJWEBE 15 SPAM kills
Fragstealer SHYHAMER :() 172 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! unreAl|kApot 240 damage per frag
What objective? unreAl|CHAPO 687 XP
Red Shirt unreAl|CHAPO 129 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? SHYHAMER :() 13 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore BTJ^WlEku 159 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut ^SBTJWEBE 4 team kills
Gingerbread man BTJ^WlEku 34 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
unreAl|kApot52507641236113115698183443780/01/1159/735/9245148410
unreAl|Opperbaas635668012720022517720189953520/07/564/8910/10222150411
unreAl|CHAPO8868711312921032920893191993290/08/10101/787/13185149912
unreAl|681760257379471685543115653810590/016/10224/7822/13217149611
SHYHAMER :()665008112212033114254171232400/06/769/809/7176140413
^SBTJWEBE796619411717243319350182452520/08/275/7715/6206153610
BTJ^WlEku9863911811918113422934189432930/012/7101/726/719415855
BTJ81180029335847389856538543117850/026/7245/7230/719215059
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
unreAl|kApot57628141014170619742060/00/38/61/2DTK/DDKD/D/DDDKDKXKK/KKD
unreAl|Opperbaas6655101540042316250200/01/07/122/0KD/KKK/KDKDDXD/DDKDKDKD/DK
unreAl|CHAPO1007715152025274725491190/00/215/72/2XKK/KK/DKDT/KKDKDKDKKDKKDDTDK/DK/
unreAl|74194334470313676970253250/01/530/255/4
SHYHAMER :()5344713100213602165360/00/16/81/2/DDDDKKDDK/DDDKKKDKD
^SBTJWEBE606591521022584224300/01/07/121/0DKSDDK/DKDKD/KKKDDKKDDDD
BTJ^WlEku1071111514200430812361950/04/011/90/1KDDKDDKKKKDKK/KKK/DK/KD/DKDKD
BTJ7322031425108702567691310/05/124/292/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
unreAl|kApot501124000155467900/00/02/30/0/DKDKD
unreAl|Opperbaas75934000231743700/00/03/20/0K/KK/DD
unreAl|CHAPO33613000128750000/00/01/20/0K/DD
unreAl|532661100041158161600/00/06/70/0
SHYHAMER :()1502432000259518800/00/03/00/0/K/KK
^SBTJWEBE501212000024236500/00/01/20/0DDK
BTJ^WlEku751634100077960500/00/03/40/0DKDKDKD
BTJ92527810021616115800/00/07/60/0
Player Summary for erdenberg_t1
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
unreAl|kApot5038481002932110500/01/13/60/0DK/XDDD/DKKKD
unreAl|Opperbaas573447201198694080/01/03/51/1/KTDDDDKDKKD
unreAl|CHAPO814891130021309118500/00/19/80/0DK/KKDKKDKDKD/KDDDKD
unreAl|63120172660153227323080/02/215/191/1
SHYHAMER :()100368810027971160180/01/07/60/0DDKDK/DKKKKDKK/D
^SBTJWEBE77277900031180100500/00/07/50/1KKDDK/KDKK/K/DDD
BTJ^WlEku75276810031253106200/00/15/41/0DK/KD/KDK/DKDK
BTJ84902125200832303227180/01/119/151/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
unreAl|kApot1603785100178695100/00/06/32/1K/KKDDDKKKKKD
unreAl|Opperbaas723881120031487112600/01/06/81/0KDK/DDKDK/DDKKK/DKD
unreAl|CHAPO1604885100117721043680/01/06/31/1/KKDDKDKDKKKK
unreAl|1311232421400540453120680/02/018/144/2
SHYHAMER :()66246910116931283350/00/27/50/2KDKDDK/KDDKDDTKDX
^SBTJWEBE774879201210691146290/00/06/72/0D/K/KKDKKDKDDDDTK
BTJ^WlEku3029310000113581616360/00/03/80/2DDDK/DDKDDXKDD
BTJ5810116283024312040451000/00/216/202/4
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
unreAl|kApot521091223010931753593500/00/112/110/1DKDD/DDKDD/K/DK/K/KDD/KSKK//DK/DKKD
unreAl|Opperbaas1131342522100744483932620/03/220/112/2DDKKDK/KKDKDKDKDK/DKDK/DKKKK/KKKDKDKDKKKDK//K/D
unreAl|CHAPO1071412826300741733530760/02/426/130/2DKKDKDKKK/KDK/KDDDDDDDKKK/KKK/KKKKKDKDK/DD//DDKKKKDKKD
unreAl|9138465714102311796110551880/05/758/352/5
SHYHAMER :()46891430300625323346720/00/212/232/1KDDKKDDKDK/DKKK/KKKD/DDD/DDDDDDKXD/D/KDDDDDDKX
^SBTJWEBE5813314240026438843351290/04/19/173/0KKK/DDDDKDKDKK/DK/DDKDKDDKDDTKK/DD/D/DTK
BTJ^WlEku76951925400241354115180/03/216/200/1KKDKD/DDKDKDKKDKDDKDDDDDKKDDKDDDKKDK/KDKKDDK
BTJ6031747797021411055117962190/07/537/605/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
unreAl|kApot441071227100934883805180/00/311/141/1KDKDDK/KD/D//DK/DKD/KD/DDDKD/DDDKDK/DKK
unreAl|Opperbaas36799253003266238581440/00/17/182/3DDKDDDDDDKDDKKK//DKKDDDDDDDDD/DKDK
unreAl|CHAPO661231827300641464218180/02/014/182/3/KD/KDDKK/DKDDDKDDKDK/DKKKKDDDDDKKDK/DDD/KKKD
unreAl|4930939797001810296118811800/02/432/505/7
SHYHAMER :()759118242001035663527180/01/014/123/2DDDDDKKK/K/KK/KKDD/KDDKK/K/KDD/K/KD/KK/KDD
^SBTJWEBE75110182420093692357100/02/014/132/2DKKK/KKKDK/K//DDDD/DDKDDKKKK/KKD/KK/K/DDDD
BTJ^WlEku10812425232001346233198360/01/222/72/1/KKDK/KDD//KKK/KK/DKDKKKDKDK//KK/KKK/KDK/K//DKDK
BTJ863256171600321188110296540/04/250/327/5
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
unreAl|kApot37781027100435373826180/00/19/211/1DDDDDDDDDDK/DDKDDDKK/KDDKDK/K/DKDDKDD
unreAl|Opperbaas501331122600228223352320/00/111/170/2KKDDKDDDDDKDDKDKDKDDDDKDDK/KDDDK/
unreAl|CHAPO62124172780023482374500/00/317/210/1KDDKK/DDKDDKDDDDDDDDDDDDKDD/KKKKKKKKKDDDKDKD
unreAl|50335387615008984110923500/00/537/591/4
SHYHAMER :()881191618200527272815360/02/013/131/0DD/K/KK/KKK/KKDKKKDKK/KDDDDDDKDDKD
^SBTJWEBE130149262070084463378000/01/024/131/0KDKKKKK/KKKKKKXDKK/DD//K/KK/KDDKKK/KDDDDDK/KKDK
BTJ^WlEku11811126225118373332461080/02/023/122/1/KDD/DTKKKK/KK/KKDKDSKDKKKDKKDK/DKKDD/DK/KKKK/KKD
BTJ11237968601411211092398411440/05/060/384/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
unreAl|kApot5365815100115202411860/00/28/90/3KDDDKKDK/KDDKDDDXDDDDDKK
unreAl|Opperbaas478410212013268228481060/01/17/162/2DDKKKDDDKDDDD//K/KKDDDKKDTDDKXDDD
unreAl|CHAPO1131201715101529772429480/03/013/62/4K//KDKDKKDD//KDK/KKDKKDDKTKKKKKDD
unreAl|7126935514029717976882400/04/328/314/9
SHYHAMER :()5073918202319842639250/02/27/132/0KKD/DKKKDKDTKKT/DDDDDDD/DDDKD
^SBTJWEBE851171214411317321800940/00/17/86/3DDDKDDDXKKX//KKKKDKKT/SDKDKKD
BTJ^WlEku161126211330033972274000/02/218/81/1DKK/KKKDKDDK/KDKKDKDKKDKK/KKXKDDKKK
BTJ9931642459139768871791190/04/532/299/4

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Player Chats
unreAl|kApot [Countdown]: Helemaal knettah
[8:45]: The Doors are opening!!
unreAl|Opperbaas [8:41]: MadCuzBad?
[8:34]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[8:34]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:54]: Main blast door opening!
[6:48]: Main blast door closing!
[6:44]: Main blast door opening!
[6:40]: Main blast door closing!
[6:28]: Main blast door opening!
[6:12]: Main blast door closing!
[6:08]: Main blast door opening!
[5:45]: Axis have returned the objective!
unreAl|CHAPO [5:44]: :')
BTJ^WlEku [5:21]: =DDD
BTJ^WlEku [5:21]: =DDD
[3:31]: Axis have returned the objective!
[2:58]: Main blast door closing!
[2:20]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:39
[6:13]: The Doors are opening!!
[6:05]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 1:33 (original: 7:39)
unreAl|kApot [Intermission]: gg3
unreAl|Opperbaas [Intermission]: rip
[11:40]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[11:39]: The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker!
unreAl|Opperbaas [11:36]: :D
[11:34]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[11:14]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:59]: Main Gate has been destroyed!
[10:27]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[10:07]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:56]: The East Flak88 has been destroyed!
^SBTJWEBE [7:50]: wp
[7:48]: The West Flak88 has been destroyed!
[7:47]: Both Flak88 guns have been destroyed!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:13
unreAl|kApot [Intermission]: shoutout robin
unreAl|kApot [Intermission]: Kappa123
unreAl|CHAPO [Intermission]: 4:13
^SBTJWEBE [Warmup]: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
unreAl|kApot [Warmup]: :D
[3:15]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[2:43]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[2:30]: Main Gate has been destroyed!
[1:01]: The West Flak88 has been destroyed!
^SBTJWEBE [0:06]: kirej home map
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (4:13)
[11:20]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:58]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:50]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[10:39]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:41]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:37]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
unreAl|CHAPO [8:46]: :')
unreAl|CHAPO [8:46]: :')
[8:08]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[7:34]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[7:19]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[4:35]: The Allied Truck is in position!
SHYHAMER :() [2:12]: ...
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
unreAl|kApot [Countdown]: ze noemen me ook wel die vieze
unreAl|CHAPO [Countdown]: :')
unreAl|Opperbaas [Countdown]: nu al;
unreAl|kApot [11:53]: :D
unreAl|Opperbaas [10:36]: :D
unreAl|CHAPO [7:45]: :')
[7:08]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
unreAl|CHAPO [7:08]: :')
unreAl|CHAPO [7:08]: :')
unreAl|CHAPO [7:08]: :')
unreAl|CHAPO [7:07]: :')
unreAl|CHAPO [7:07]: :')
unreAl|CHAPO [7:07]: :')
unreAl|CHAPO [7:07]: :')
BTJ^WlEku [7:05]: WAAAAT
[6:52]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
unreAl|CHAPO [6:49]: CANT Believe it myself
unreAl|CHAPO [6:49]: xDDD
BTJ^WlEku [6:48]: =DDD
[6:42]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[6:13]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
SHYHAMER :() [5:53]: ...
[5:21]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[5:06]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[4:54]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[4:50]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
^SBTJWEBE [4:38]: xd
[2:27]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[1:38]: The Allied Truck is in position!
unreAl|Opperbaas [1:34]: gg
^SBTJWEBE [0:30]: gr?
unreAl|CHAPO [0:28]: :')
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00)
^SBTJWEBE [Intermission]: gr or ggs?
unreAl|CHAPO [Intermission]: cointoss winner picks? this time forreal
unreAl|CHAPO [Intermission]: haha deli or gg?
^SBTJWEBE [Intermission]: u took sd aswel
^SBTJWEBE [Intermission]: fucking polak
unreAl|CHAPO [10:16]: :')
unreAl|CHAPO [10:15]: :')
unreAl|CHAPO [10:15]: :')
BTJ^WlEku [8:38]: =DDD
BTJ^WlEku [8:38]: =DDD
unreAl|kApot [8:02]: :D
unreAl|kApot [8:01]: :D
unreAl|kApot [8:01]: :D
unreAl|Opperbaas [8:01]: wat
unreAl|kApot [7:24]: kut gr
SHYHAMER :() [5:02]: lol
SHYHAMER :() [4:56]: aiming master
unreAl|CHAPO [4:52]: this is going no where
unreAl|Opperbaas [4:38]: GOSH
^SBTJWEBE [4:02]: xd
unreAl|Opperbaas [4:02]: :D
unreAl|Opperbaas [4:02]: :D
unreAl|Opperbaas [4:02]: :D
[3:35]: The Tank has been repaired!
[3:32]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[3:30]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[2:30]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[2:27]: The Tank has been damaged!
unreAl|CHAPO [2:17]: :')
unreAl|CHAPO [2:17]: :')
unreAl|CHAPO [2:17]: :')
unreAl|CHAPO [2:17]: :')
[2:10]: The Tank has been repaired!
[1:59]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[1:55]: The Tank has been damaged!
unreAl|CHAPO [1:29]: GG
unreAl|Opperbaas [1:28]: :D
unreAl|Opperbaas [1:28]: :D
unreAl|Opperbaas [1:28]: :D
unreAl|Opperbaas [1:28]: :D
unreAl|Opperbaas [1:28]: :D
^SBTJWEBE [1:16]: shaq: rly nice wallhack
BTJ^WlEku [0:53]: =DDD
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
^SBTJWEBE [Intermission]: el chapot
^SBTJWEBE [Intermission]: :{D
unreAl|kApot [Intermission]: xD
unreAl|CHAPO [Intermission]: xDDD
unreAl|kApot [Warmup]: im back boy
unreAl|Opperbaas [Warmup]: :D
unreAl|Opperbaas [Warmup]: :D
^SBTJWEBE [Countdown]: with dick hair?
unreAl|kApot [Countdown]: can send you some
^SBTJWEBE [Countdown]: XD
unreAl|Opperbaas [Countdown]: :D
[11:36]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:54]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:51]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
^SBTJWEBE [10:46]: LOL
^SBTJWEBE [10:43]: i just ran out of bullets
^SBTJWEBE [10:41]: X:(
[10:17]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
BTJ^WlEku [10:14]: =DDD
unreAl|Opperbaas [9:52]: :D
unreAl|Opperbaas [9:51]: :D
unreAl|Opperbaas [9:51]: :D
[9:36]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[9:03]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:59]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[8:58]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:54]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:37]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[8:33]: The Tank has been damaged!
[7:55]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:51]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:12]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
unreAl|CHAPO [5:10]: :')
[4:57]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
unreAl|CHAPO [4:55]: :')
unreAl|kApot [4:54]: xd
unreAl|Opperbaas [4:47]: :D
[4:11]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
unreAl|Opperbaas [4:02]: :D
BTJ^WlEku [3:36]: NOOO
SHYHAMER :() [3:35]: :DD
unreAl|CHAPO [2:57]: ggs
unreAl|Opperbaas [2:56]: ggs
unreAl|kApot [2:55]: gg
^SBTJWEBE [2:49]: ggs was fun
BTJ^WlEku [2:49]: gg
unreAl|CHAPO [2:46]: ye
[2:31]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 9:28 (original: 12:00)
unreAl|kApot [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: unreAl|kApot disconnected
unreAl|CHAPO [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: unreAl|CHAPO disconnected
[Intermission]: BTJlEku disconnected
[Intermission]: SHYHAMER :() disconnected
^SBTJWEBE [Intermission]: insane carry like king turtle
[Intermission]: BTJWEBE disconnected

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