Jokers vs Talented (2871 views)

ro Damon
nl karma
nl shjnz
nl testi
nl Maxwell
be rg
04.12.16 20:30 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth DamonJKR 55 kills
Killing Spree Tld.mAxwell 5 frags without being killed
Accountant DamonJKR 87% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! DamonJKR 17 gibs
...and stay dead! DamonJKR 31% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning DamonJKR 33 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! kARMAJKR 8 SPAM kills
Fragstealer Tld.mAxwell 182 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! kARMAJKR 269 damage per frag
What objective? Tld.mAxwell 250 XP
Red Shirt kARMAJKR 83 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? Tld.mAxwell 8 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore DamonJKR 193 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut kARMAJKR 2 team kills
Gingerbread man shjznJKR 18 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
Tld.mAxwell69250476890013911295512540/01/228/290/519414058
TLD.Rgman682335276712161069896973070/03/127/345/120612636
TLD.DDMS7320855717421211565108761420/03/422/297/521014537
TLD.7069115421523544131375301247030/07/477/2912/520313747
shjznJKR71207344860118629661633380/01/030/273/618512836
DamonJKR8723255631701111072911312440/04/133/262/519518034
kARMAJKR52236448310121810907110223210/01/528/238/324813144
JKR6867513319433144727932284977030/06/591/2313/320914635
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Tld.mAxwell60902745600555336143940/01/18/160/4DDDKDKDD/DD/DDKK/D/DDKKDDKDDDD/KKDD
TLD.Rgman679931463027663361102350/00/112/152/0/DDDKDKDDKD/DD/DKK//DKXDDDKTK/KKK/TDK
TLD.DDMS841003744301773296859260/01/110/162/3KKDDKDDKKDK/DDDDDK//DD///K/TDKDKDKXDDXDK
TLD.702899513512031919495191123550/02/330/474/7
shjznJKR7797172250112322225632020/00/015/103/1DKKK/K/KDKDKKT/DK/K////D/KDKK/DK/KDK/DKXD
DamonJKR949737391100672066764180/02/016/102/3DKKKDKDDKDKXKK/KKDK/KKD/KD/KDKK/KKDDDK/
kARMAJKR489726546119649272901370/01/214/83/1KKS/KDD/KK/K/K//KKDD//KK/KDDKDDKDDTKKDK
JKR732918011522122716920166173570/03/245/288/5
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Tld.mAxwell1255354000291371400/00/05/10/0DKK/KKDK/
TLD.Rgman6219582002876108900/01/04/60/0/KK/DKKDDKDDD
TLD.DDMS502036100286989400/01/10/22/1/KKD/DDKD
TLD.7992131830062658269700/02/19/92/1
shjznJKR7128571002992875180/01/03/50/2K//DDDKKXDKXKD
DamonJKR8036451012785951260/00/15/20/0//KDDTKKDK
kARMAJKR3736381013920832770/00/12/32/1/DDKDDTKD/K/
JKR6310012203027269726581210/01/210/102/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Tld.mAxwell50154800016958361240/00/04/70/0DDKDK/DDDDKK
TLD.Rgman7536680003903805180/00/05/51/0DK//KKDK/KKDDD
TLD.DDMS37273811017191189360/00/02/61/0KDDDD/SKDDK
TLD.547813241105231728301780/00/011/182/0
shjznJKR100346600028456121000/00/06/40/0KKDKKDK//KDD
DamonJKR10039662002103995800/00/06/30/1KKDDKDK/KD/K
kARMAJKR1003066000194674700/00/06/40/1KDDK/DDKKKKD
JKR10010318182005283023171000/00/018/110/2
Player Summary for et_ice
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Tld.mAxwell504636000251577400/00/03/30/1DDK/KKD/D
TLD.Rgman755068110113521131360/01/03/52/1KDKDDKKS/KDDDK
TLD.DDMS622558210112131116360/00/24/41/0DKSKKDKDD/DKD
TLD.621211422320430803021720/01/210/123/2
shjznJKR571947000182897600/00/04/30/3DDKDK/DDKKD
DamonJKR15045641001895109300/02/04/30/0KDDKKDKKK/
kARMAJKR85376730021298101100/00/14/42/0KK/DKKDDDK/KD
JKR97101161840043021308000/02/112/102/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Tld.mAxwell1604685300314561084360/00/18/20/0KDD/K/KKKK/KKX
TLD.Rgman6629461003934562180/01/03/30/0KDKK/K//DD
TLD.DDMS140367502111435818440/01/06/11/1SDSKKK/KKDKKT
TLD.1221111916421738252464980/02/117/61/1
shjznJKR33292600014091137180/00/02/50/0KK/DDDDD
DamonJKR2215292000804154600/00/02/80/1DDKDDDDDKDD
kARMAJKR3736380003125111421070/00/12/41/0//K/DDKDDKD
JKR31807232004246438251250/00/16/171/1

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Player Chats
[11:22]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
Tld.mAxwell [11:22]: SHJHZ daar ga je
shjznJKR [11:22]: we zullen zien
[11:22]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
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[11:22]: FIGHT!
TLD.DDMS [6:49]: this st tho
DamonJKR [6:46]: XD
[6:16]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[5:56]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[5:43]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:30]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[5:26]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[4:29]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[4:01]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[3:52]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:03]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[2:10]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[2:09]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[1:55]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[0:28]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 11:31 (original: 12:00)
Tld.mAxwell [Intermission]: v586
TLD.DDMS [Warmup]: My body is READY!!
[11:30]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[11:15]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[11:04]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[11:04]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[9:42]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:03]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:55]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[8:43]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:40]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[8:31]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:27]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[8:27]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 3:32
TLD.DDMS [Warmup]: My body is READY!!
[2:26]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[2:15]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[2:02]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[1:53]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
Tld.mAxwell [0:39]: GG
Tld.mAxwell [0:38]: TAILS
[0:36]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[0:35]: Tld.mAxwellcalled a vote.
[0:33]: Vote passed!
[0:33]: Coin toss comes up HEADS!
[0:33]: Coin toss comes up HEADS!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (3:32)
DamonJKR [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: DamonJKR disconnected
shjznJKR [Intermission]: 1 sec
Tld.mAxwell [Warmup]: ja want testi had er maar 5 op suplly in 12 mins
DamonJKR [Warmup]: i dont play 5 days
DamonJKR [Warmup]: but ok
DamonJKR [Warmup]: go
DamonJKR [Warmup]: :D
Tld.mAxwell [Warmup]: f1
TLD.DDMS [Warmup]: My body is READY!!
[8:40]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[8:24]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
[7:50]: The Axis have blown the Side Wall!
[5:55]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[5:15]: The Axis team has transmited the Secret War Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:44
TLD.DDMS [Warmup]: My body is READY!!
[3:59]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[3:48]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
TLD.DDMS [2:59]: :D:D:d
[2:28]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[2:02]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
shjznJKR [1:03]: deze map ook eh
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (4:44)
kARMAJKR [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: shjznJKR disconnected
[Intermission]: kARMAJKR disconnected
[Intermission]: buggsJKR disconnected

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