Hodor vs Jokerinhos (3001 views)

pl h2o
pl IGLA
pl Skyline
nl Shjzn
nl GizmOoO
ro Damon
03.02.17 23:30 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth damonje #30stm 64 kills
Killing Spree damonje #30stm 6 frags without being killed
Accountant damonje #30stm 116% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! GiZmOoO #30stm 16 gibs
...and stay dead! GiZmOoO #30stm 28% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning damonje #30stm 58 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! hodor. Monada 8 SPAM kills
Fragstealer shjzn #30stm 180 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! hodor. Monada 302 damage per frag
What objective? GiZmOoO #30stm 470 XP
Red Shirt shjzn #30stm 66 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? hodor. Monada 11 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore GiZmOoO #30stm 206 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut shjzn #30stm 4 team kills
Gingerbread man shjzn #30stm 18 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
hodor. Afro Man763184761614101035691472890/00/648/413/422014845
hodor. Monada 4323028640125793199222320/02/420/528/4283153311
AMIGOS! h2o7531248649006970591851490/02/240/546/420214446
AMIGOS! h2o6486012318915262127992282546700/04/2108/5417/423514847
shjzn #30stm682934566110418703285403380/04/440/385/6156129410
damonje #30stm1163726455800151094399311800/05/158/361/617118165
GiZmOoO #30stm1104705751161116102799521890/04/048/335/418018355
#30stm96113516617235154928254279926070/013/0146/3311/416916457
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
hodor. Afro Man927113142016244917861740/00/013/71/2/KKKKD/DDDKTDKX/K/KK/KDKK/DKD
hodor. Monada 90629100011177815271570/02/05/83/1DDKKKDDKDDKKTDK/KDKD
AMIGOS! h2o150781510300122872229770/00/014/91/0DKKKKDKDKDKDX/KKDKKDKKKKDD
AMIGOS! h2o11121137345028651455424080/02/032/245/3
shjzn #30stm55691120601317702104280/00/29/123/3K/DDDDDDDDDTKKDKK/K/DKKDDDDKDDKK
damonje #30stm505271430021930212200/00/07/120/1/KDKDKDKDDDD/KDDDDKXKD
GiZmOoO #30stm721088111101318422288420/00/08/80/1K/KDKXK/KDKDDD/DKDDTK
#30stm5922926452002855426514700/00/224/323/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
hodor. Afro Man58951017202024553028560/00/012/160/1KKDKDKTDDDDTDKKDDDDKDDDDKDKKD
hodor. Monada 264551901002208291400/00/04/181/1DDDDDDKKDDDDXDDDDDKDKDKSD
AMIGOS! h2o85741214200025632262180/01/010/151/0KDDDKDKXDDDDKDKDKKDKKKDDKKD
AMIGOS! h2o562142750412072268204740/01/026/492/2
shjzn #30stm3538514101312102035950/00/16/80/2DD/KKDD//DDDKDKDDTKD
damonje #30stm1661112515100736562664180/00/024/81/0DKKK/KKK/DKDKK/KKKK/K/KK/KK/KKDKKKDDKDDK
GiZmOoO #30stm146129191330053338252700/00/018/91/0KDKKKD/KKKKKDKD/KKD/KDDK/KK/KKKXD
#30stm116278494250115820472261130/00/148/252/2
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
hodor. Afro Man721071622211237952977410/00/415/152/0KDDDDTKKDKK/KDKDDKDDDDSKDDKDKKKDD/DKDKK
hodor. Monada 421051126001430754125750/00/48/174/2/D/DDKXDDDKDDKKDDDDDDKDK/KDDKDKD/DDDKTK
AMIGOS! h2o511291631300436753434540/01/213/242/2DDDDDKDDDDDKDDKKKKDKDK/DKDDK/DDDDDKDDDK/DKKKD/KX
AMIGOS! h2o5534143795121010545105361700/01/1036/568/4
shjzn #30stm96129242520211310234431390/04/121/131/0K/D/KKKKDKKDDK/DKD/TDDK/KK/K/KT/KK/DKKDKDKDDKK/KK/D
damonje #30stm13116425192005404737531080/04/121/110/4KKKKKKDKKDKKDDKKKKXKDKDK/D/DXK/KKD/DKDKKDKDK/D
GiZmOoO #30stm86151192210073387334970/03/014/122/3KKKDKKDKDDDDKK/K/DK/K/KKDK/KDK/KDDKKD/DDD
#30stm10444468665022310536105452540/011/256/363/7

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
hodor. Afro Man1004588000216571356180/00/28/30/1KKDKK/DK/KDDKKDD
hodor. Monada 3318390000870135600/00/03/90/0KKDDKDDDDDDD
AMIGOS! h2o55315910011180126000/00/03/62/2KDDDKKKDDDDDK/
AMIGOS! h2o63941626100337073972180/00/214/182/3
shjzn #30stm7157572001950958760/00/04/51/1DDKDDDKK/KDK
damonje #30stm1004577200113101392540/01/06/50/1KDDDKKD/KKKDKD
GiZmOoO #30stm22082115110117121357400/01/08/42/0KDKKKDKDK/DKKKKKS
#30stm13018423195103397237071700/02/018/143/2

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Player Chats
shjzn #30stm [Warmup]: GUYS CAN WE START TODAY MAYBE
hodor. Afro Man [Warmup]: nope
hodor. Afro Man [Warmup]: i make tea
shjzn #30stm [Warmup]: i will fuck ur daughtere
damonje #30stm [Warmup]: u got 23 hours to start so its fine
hodor. Afro Man [Warmup]: XD
damonje #30stm [Warmup]: igla is makin the tax now
hodor. Afro Man [Warmup]: damon i heard that mira is your sister and u fuck her
shjzn #30stm [Warmup]: monada fingering himself
shjzn #30stm [Warmup]: in his arse
AMIGOS! h2o [Warmup]: XD
hodor. Afro Man [Warmup]: xD
shjzn #30stm [Warmup]: hes afraid
damonje #30stm [Warmup]: actually mira is not my sister
shjzn #30stm [Warmup]: to lose from damon so
hodor. Afro Man [Warmup]: xD
hodor. Afro Man [Warmup]: xD
hodor. Afro Man [Warmup]: XD
hodor. Afro Man [Warmup]: XD
hodor. Afro Man [Warmup]: XD
hodor. Afro Man [Countdown]: gl hf
[11:34]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[11:16]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[9:33]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[9:33]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[9:31]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:28]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:06]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[9:03]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:51]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[8:11]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:07]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[7:17]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:49]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[6:43]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:43]: Axis have returned the objective!
[6:43]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[6:10]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
hodor. Afro Man [5:51]: i t was crazy
[5:28]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:07]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[4:48]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:00]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:32]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[3:32]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:27
hodor. Afro Man [Intermission]: gg
[7:48]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[7:43]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[6:32]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[6:32]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[6:31]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:28]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:18]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[5:59]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[5:48]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:31]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[5:28]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:09]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:56]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[3:48]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:47]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[3:03]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[2:48]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
AMIGOS! h2o [2:23]: xdd
[2:22]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[2:09]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[1:29]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:08]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:23]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[0:23]: Axis have returned the objective!
hodor. Afro Man [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (8:27)
damonje #30stm [Intermission]: gg
hodor. Monada [Intermission]: gg
AMIGOS! h2o [Warmup]: never
AMIGOS! h2o [Warmup]: use
AMIGOS! h2o [Warmup]: sensei mouse
damonje #30stm [Countdown]: i had that
damonje #30stm [Countdown]: it least 1 year
AMIGOS! h2o [Countdown]: mine is 5
[9:56]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
AMIGOS! h2o [9:15]: wat
[7:39]: The Tank has been repaired!
[7:37]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[7:30]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[6:19]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:05]: The Tank has been damaged!
[5:46]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:46]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[5:21]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:54]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[4:14]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
damonje #30stm [4:12]: dwa
damonje #30stm [4:11]: sd
AMIGOS! h2o [4:10]: monada daj mi meda
hodor. Afro Man [3:56]: die u fucking lwo cunt
hodor. Afro Man [3:49]: u cant even shot me headhsot and u kill me
hodor. Afro Man [3:47]: u fucking piece of shit
GiZmOoO #30stm [3:44]: xD
[2:31]: The Tank has been repaired!
[2:21]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[1:40]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
hodor. Afro Man [1:26]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
damonje #30stm [Intermission]: G3G3
hodor. Afro Man [Warmup]: ready up terrorist
[11:34]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:07]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:04]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
AMIGOS! h2o [10:52]: pointless :<
shjzn #30stm [10:49]: why
AMIGOS! h2o [10:41]: monada stopped talking
AMIGOS! h2o [10:39]: and cooperating
[10:20]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[9:33]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:12]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[8:10]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
damonje #30stm [7:42]: all the way back
damonje #30stm [7:40]: are you serious
damonje #30stm [7:39]: wtf
GiZmOoO #30stm [7:32]: gg
hodor. Afro Man [7:10]: gg
AMIGOS! h2o [7:05]: 80 FPS WHEN UR SHOOTING
AMIGOS! h2o [7:04]: IAM DONE
[7:03]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 4:56 (original: 12:00)
[Intermission]: AMIGOS! h2o disconnected
[Intermission]: hodor. Afro Man disconnected
GiZmOoO #30stm [Intermission]: i got 90
[Intermission]: hodor. Monada disconnected

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