Jokerinhos vs We pwn all (2140 views)

ro Damon
nl shjzn
fi lEku
pl Skyline
pl LIGHTNESS
pl Wizzard
26.02.17 18:00 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth ^VJOKERS@DAMON im so pink 79 kills
Killing Spree ^VJOKERS@DAMON im so pink 7 frags without being killed
Accountant ^VJOKERS@DAMON im so pink 105% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! wPa / Wizzard 14 gibs
...and stay dead! wPa / Wizzard 27% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning ^VJOKERS@DAMON im so pink 70 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! wPa / SkyLine 8 SPAM kills
Fragstealer wPa / LiGHTNESS 185 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! wPa / LiGHTNESS 275 damage per frag
What objective? ^VJOKERS@DAMON im so pink 542 XP
Red Shirt wPa / Wizzard 98 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? wPa / Wizzard 9 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore ^VJOKERS@DAMON im so pink 171 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut joker@lEku 2 team kills
Gingerbread man joker@shjzn 32 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
^VJOKERS@DAMON im so pink10454279758112416035130662660/06/470/464/220317276
joker@shjzn663866191111032108909991390/03/455/511/517910955
joker@lEku9947877788023114748115471980/06/268/355/919214846
wPa / LiGHTNESS72174314350011566969631300/00/328/273/218316235
joker86158024828732239847342415676330/015/3221/2713/218914856
wPa / SkyLine6736060885101414009149471440/07/845/638/223316868
wPa / LiGHTNESS3716914382016415066801470/02/211/302/029617637
wPa / Wizzard52303519814011810776130831230/03/446/712/521113469
wPa / 5683212522421123828935347104140/012/4102/7112/524715958
Player Summary for braundorf_b4
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
^VJOKERS@DAMON im so pink1351121914100533102600720/01/118/70/1DK/KD/KKDK/K/DKKKKKKKDKKDDK/DKKKD
joker@shjzn89921719300924712045390/00/017/100/1K/KKDDK/DD/KDDKXK/KD/D/DKK/KKKKK/KKD/
joker@lEku169141221320110377517851060/00/122/21/0DKDK/DK/KKKK/KKK/T/KK/KK/KK/KK/K/KKK
joker131345584660124955664302170/01/257/191/2
wPa / SkyLine3059620100224603546180/01/15/170/0DKDKD/DDDDDDKDDDKDDD/DKKDD
wPa / LiGHTNESS3582617100021393074360/01/03/172/0DDKDDKKKDDKDDDDDDDKDDDD
wPa / Wizzard4047102530021831293600/00/010/220/1K/KDKDDKKDDKKDDDDDDDDKDDKDDDDD/DDDK
wPa / 351882262500464309556540/02/118/562/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
^VJOKERS@DAMON im so pink536571310032209197700/02/15/90/0DDKDD/KK//DDDKKDDDKK
joker@shjzn726081110031610104200/02/15/71/0K/KK/DDDKDDDDK/KKKD
joker@lEku5067612000418441761180/00/16/40/3D/D//DKDKK/KDKDKDD
joker5819221362001056634780180/04/316/201/3
wPa / SkyLine13674151110022154189700/02/211/72/0KDKDK/KKDDKDKKK/KKDDKKDKKD
wPa / LiGHTNESS444749001410441880110/01/24/40/0K//DDTX/KDKDK/D
wPa / Wizzard5346713301615821886120/02/25/51/1/KK/D/K/KXT/KDDKD/DKDD
wPa / 7816726334021247805663230/05/620/163/1
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
^VJOKERS@DAMON im so pink331326100067792600/00/02/60/0DKDDDDKD
joker@shjzn602135000077877400/00/03/50/0KDDKDKDD
joker@lEku832456000188886000/00/04/21/2DK/KKKDDDKD
joker5958101710012343256000/00/09/131/2
wPa / SkyLine2004110521001144927360/00/08/32/1KKDKDKSKKKKKDKD
wPa / LiGHTNESS332326000248787700/00/02/40/0DDKDD//K
wPa / Wizzard10031442002929539180/00/03/20/0K//KDKDK
wPa / 111951615410425602343540/00/013/92/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
^VJOKERS@DAMON im so pink17550742002827687180/00/07/20/0D/KKDKKKK/K
joker@shjzn5026510000392159400/00/13/60/0KK/DDKDDKDDD/K/
joker@lEku663846100266286300/01/03/30/1/KDDDKKDK/
joker971141620300724102144180/01/113/110/1
wPa / SkyLine8015451000718786180/01/03/50/0KDDKDKDKD
wPa / LiGHTNESS33172610004808491000/00/02/50/0DKKDDDDD
wPa / Wizzard11636760001946775500/00/16/31/0DKKKKKK/KDDDD
wPa / 766813172001214424101680/01/111/131/0
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
^VJOKERS@DAMON im so pink9314615161113353432141580/01/214/111/1/KKDDDDDKDDKXS/DD/KKKKDDDKTKKKDKKK
joker@shjzn58110142460092372249900/00/114/110/4/DDDKDDKK/DK/K/DK//KDK/DDDDKDK/KKDDXK/K
joker@lEku73991419401437463333380/03/012/130/2DKDKDDDDDKTK/KKKDDK/K/DDDK/DKKDKKD
wPa / LiGHTNESS100981717200527083059180/00/115/112/0K/K/KKDDKDKD/KKDDKDKKK/KDKK/DKDDKD
joker81453607613122112360121052140/04/455/463/7
wPa / SkyLine63831422000736933837540/03/27/134/0KDK/K/KK/KD/KK/DDDKKDDKD//KDKDKDDDDD
wPa / Wizzard54791222400626452756250/00/112/150/0DDKDKK/KKDK/DKD//DKDDDK/KK/DDDDKDD
wPa / 5916226444001363386593790/03/319/284/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
^VJOKERS@DAMON im so pink13115629222001154783662180/02/024/113/0DK/KKDK/KKDDK/KDK/KK/KDKKD/KK/K/KK/KK/KKDK/KKDKKDKD
joker@shjzn6377142211082738303700/01/113/120/0DKK/DDK/K/KKDKDKDK/KDDDDK/K/DDKK/DS/
joker@lEku11810926221001038332945360/02/021/113/1KKDK/KK/KK/KDKDDK/KKDK/DKKKK/KDK/DK/DK/KDKK/DKKD
wPa / LiGHTNESS537614263006296139041120/00/213/161/2KKDDD/DKDKDKDK/DDKDKDDDDK/DDDKDDKKK/D/K/
joker9141883927103515010135481660/05/371/507/3
wPa / SkyLine44881125000338403954180/00/311/180/1DDDKDDKDDK/DDKDDKKDKKDKKDD/DDDK/DDDD
wPa / Wizzard39641128200128434191180/01/010/240/3DKDKDDDDKKDDDDK/DDDKDDDDDDKDKKDDDDDDKDK
wPa / 421522253200466838145360/01/321/420/4

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Player Chats
wPa / LiGHTNESS [Warmup]: WhichBoat?
^VJOKERS@DAMON im so pink [Warmup]: rup
joker@shjzn [Warmup]: :D?
joker@shjzn [Warmup]: :X
wPa / LiGHTNESS [Warmup]: :Ð?
wPa / Wizzard [Warmup]: #whichBOAT.et
wPa / LiGHTNESS [Warmup]: #refugees.et
joker@shjzn [Warmup]: haha ur so funny
wPa / LiGHTNESS [Warmup]: WhichBoat?
wPa / LiGHTNESS [Warmup]: WhichBoat?
joker@shjzn [Warmup]: nice sense of humor pl;s
joker@shjzn [Warmup]: AcneFuckFace?
^VJOKERS@DAMON im so pink [Warmup]: RUP
joker@shjzn [Warmup]: i can afford u plastic surgery if needed
^VJOKERS@DAMON im so pink [Warmup]: skyline rup
wPa / LiGHTNESS [Warmup]: hf damon leku
wPa / LiGHTNESS [Warmup]: rupîtð
wPa / LiGHTNESS [Countdown]: WhichBoat?
wPa / LiGHTNESS [Countdown]: WhichBoat?
wPa / LiGHTNESS [Countdown]: WhichBoat?
wPa / SkyLine [Countdown]: hf damon leku
wPa / LiGHTNESS [Countdown]: WhichBoat?
wPa / LiGHTNESS [Countdown]: WhichBoat?
joker@shjzn [Countdown]: XDD
wPa / SkyLine [Countdown]: fim
[8:06]: Allies capture the factory district!
[7:28]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
[6:57]: The side gate has been built!
wPa / LiGHTNESS [3:29]: ± AMEN ±
^VJOKERS@DAMON im so pink [2:25]: xd
wPa / LiGHTNESS [0:23]: gg
wPa / LiGHTNESS [0:13]: jebany leku
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:00
wPa / LiGHTNESS [Warmup]: rupîtð
wPa / LiGHTNESS [9:58]: leku go boxes
[8:47]: Allies capture the factory district!
wPa / SkyLine [8:32]: suit !
[8:08]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
wPa / LiGHTNESS [5:43]: kurwa this ping
wPa / SkyLine [3:10]: gg
[2:56]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[2:56]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[2:56]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[2:56]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[2:56]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[2:56]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 7:04 (original: 10:00)
wPa / LiGHTNESS [Warmup]: rupîtð
[11:32]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[11:23]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[11:15]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[11:06]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:15]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[10:15]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[10:10]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[10:07]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:50]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[9:45]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:35]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[9:16]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:13]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[9:13]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 2:46
^VJOKERS@DAMON im so pink [Intermission]: xd
^VJOKERS@DAMON im so pink [Intermission]: xd
^VJOKERS@DAMON im so pink [Intermission]: xd
^VJOKERS@DAMON im so pink [Intermission]: xd
wPa / SkyLine [Intermission]: xD
wPa / LiGHTNESS [Warmup]: sry g2g after this
wPa / SkyLine [Warmup]: XD
wPa / Wizzard [Warmup]: XD
wPa / LiGHTNESS [Warmup]: XD
wPa / Wizzard [Warmup]: XD
wPa / LiGHTNESS [Warmup]: rupîtð
[2:13]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[2:02]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
wPa / SkyLine [1:06]: XD
wPa / SkyLine [1:06]: XD
[0:36]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[0:36]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[0:34]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[0:26]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:12]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
wPa / SkyLine [0:06]: gg
[0:05]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[0:05]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
wPa / LiGHTNESS [0:05]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (2:46)
wPa / SkyLine [Intermission]: brb
joker@lEku [Warmup]: PLZ
joker@lEku [Warmup]: rup
joker@lEku [Warmup]: XD
wPa / LiGHTNESS [Warmup]: ok
wPa / LiGHTNESS [Warmup]: lets see now
wPa / LiGHTNESS [Warmup]: fuckers
wPa / SkyLine [Warmup]: xd
^VJOKERS@DAMON im so pink [Warmup]: oh my
wPa / LiGHTNESS [Warmup]: rupîtð
joker@lEku [Warmup]: im shaking
wPa / LiGHTNESS [Warmup]: XD
joker@lEku [Warmup]: readyteam
^VJOKERS@DAMON im so pink [Warmup]: ./READYTEAM
joker@shjzn [Warmup]: doesnt change shit
^VJOKERS@DAMON im so pink [Warmup]: you will have 2k more than usual
^VJOKERS@DAMON im so pink [Warmup]: gg
^VJOKERS@DAMON im so pink [Warmup]: :D
joker@shjzn [Countdown]: ?:D
wPa / LiGHTNESS [9:33]: ns
[8:50]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[8:26]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:59]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[7:54]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[6:43]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:39]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:39]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[5:32]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[5:09]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[4:57]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[3:39]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:38]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[3:25]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
^VJOKERS@DAMON im so pink [1:58]: a\sd\wa\s\d
^VJOKERS@DAMON im so pink [1:58]: wa
^VJOKERS@DAMON im so pink [1:58]: sd
^VJOKERS@DAMON im so pink [1:58]: ws
wPa / LiGHTNESS [1:47]: - leku
^VJOKERS@DAMON im so pink [1:23]: I JUST CUM
^VJOKERS@DAMON im so pink [1:22]: GG
[1:21]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:38
wPa / LiGHTNESS [Intermission]: SkyLine - i ve got movement like robocop
wPa / LiGHTNESS [Intermission]: XD
joker@lEku [Warmup]: or 500kg of wood
wPa / LiGHTNESS [Warmup]: rupîtð
joker@lEku [10:08]: =DDD
wPa / LiGHTNESS [10:04]: :Ð?
[10:02]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:58]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
wPa / SkyLine [9:02]: more luck
wPa / SkyLine [9:00]: u fucking trash
wPa / LiGHTNESS [4:09]: GG
wPa / LiGHTNESS [3:09]: i should change this shit connection on b4
wPa / LiGHTNESS [2:26]: xD
joker@shjzn [2:24]: cu
wPa / LiGHTNESS [2:23]: :Ð?
[1:20]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[0:56]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
wPa / LiGHTNESS [0:38]: ROMANIAN RHAPSODY
wPa / SkyLine [0:36]: xD
[0:27]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[0:26]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (10:38)
wPa / SkyLine [Intermission]: cya
[Intermission]: wPa / SkyLine disconnected
wPa / LiGHTNESS [Intermission]: GG
^VJOKERS@DAMON im so pink [Intermission]: K
joker@lEku [Intermission]: GG
[Intermission]: wPa / Wizzard disconnected
[Intermission]: wPa / LiGHTNESS disconnected

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