turbot vs Alvin and the Chipmunks (2729 views)

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de kReSti
md eujen
tr FiREBALL
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth oxid.kReSti DH 107 kills
Killing Spree oxid.kReSti DH 7 frags without being killed
Accountant oxid.kReSti DH 99% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! oxid.FiREBALL DH 25 gibs
...and stay dead! oxid.FiREBALL DH 33% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning oxid.kReSti DH 81 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! oxid.kReSti DH 21 SPAM kills
Fragstealer TURBOT John Wick 183 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! TURBOT succidamQue 337 damage per frag
What objective? oxid.kReSti DH 699 XP
Red Shirt TURBOT succidamQue 122 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? TURBOT succidamQue 25 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore oxid.FiREBALL DH 177 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut oxid.kReSti DH 3 team kills
Gingerbread man TURBOT succidamQue 35 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
TURBOT John Wick595326911621102512739158453701/05/558/705/19185135413
TURBOT ^WlEku74520861166013418245171731020/06/378/693/1121214847
TURBOT succidamQue665148112214033518288181104240/15/373/746/9226148425
TURBOT 66156623635441149449272511288961/116/3209/7414/9208144415
oxid.FiREBALL DH78506769825022714451166471930/04/565/679/219017069
oxid.kReSti DH9669910710820333121722170741511/07/581/6921/220315477
Eurocans^weujen635667712114212814955155513390/10/670/768/919412657
Eurocansujen78177126032759568651128492726831/111/6216/7638/919615068
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TURBOT John Wick6267101620041820197300/00/29/101/2/DK/KKXDKKDK/K/DDKKDKXDDDDDD
TURBOT ^WlEku72811318101525162295120/00/113/101/2KKKKD/KKDD/DK//KKKDDKDD/TDDDKDDK
TURBOT succidamQue948617183016241425362290/01/015/92/3KKKK/KKKDTKDKKK//DDDKKKDDKD//D/DDKDK
TURBOT 76234405260215675068042410/01/337/294/7
oxid.FiREBALL DH170118171080022373196400/02/010/75/1DKDDDKKDKKDKKKKKD/KKKKK/KKD
oxid.kReSti DH5693916401128362868970/01/09/140/1TDDDDKDKDD/KDDDDDKKKKDKDKD
Eurocans^weujen57961119310115951918180/00/110/161/1XDDDKDDDKDKDDDDKDDKKDDDKSDKK/KK
Eurocans^eujen94307374515114680467501150/03/129/376/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TURBOT John Wick267951920031377228000/01/04/90/7DDKDD/DDKDDDK/KDD/DDKDDD
TURBOT ^WlEku7378111510022537249900/00/011/100/3/KKD/KKDDKDKKDKDKDDDKDDDDK
TURBOT succidamQue93811516200324242407180/01/013/91/4DDKK/KDKKKDKDDK/DDKDDDKKD/KKKDK
TURBOT 642383150500863387186180/02/028/281/14
oxid.FiREBALL DH8367101210011680220100/00/08/112/0KDKDDK/DDKDKDKKKKDDDKD
oxid.kReSti DH22515318860023163184400/00/07/611/0KK/KDKDKKKDKK/KDDKKKKKKKKD
Eurocans^weujen73981419410423432293700/00/213/111/1DKDDKDKDDKDKK/DK/DK/SKDK/KDKDKDKD
Eurocans^eujen12731842391110771866338700/00/228/2814/1
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TURBOT John Wick200396320004653921010/00/16/20/0KKKDDKDKK
TURBOT ^WlEku12530543001108868200/00/05/20/1K/KDDKDKK
TURBOT succidamQue502024000180059200/00/02/30/0/DKDKD
TURBOT 1258913115002235316661010/00/113/70/1
oxid.FiREBALL DH100944100137069200/00/04/40/0XKDKDK/KD
oxid.kReSti DH661546100168080700/01/02/51/0DDKKK/DKDD
Eurocans^weujen2020150010616854800/00/02/50/0TDKDDDD
Eurocans^eujen6244915201216662353800/01/08/141/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TURBOT John Wick1503164200171576000/02/03/31/0DKK/KKKKDD
TURBOT ^WlEku1253554000084972700/01/03/41/0KDKDDKKKD
TURBOT succidamQue661946100296574200/00/04/40/0DK/DKKKDD/
TURBOT 11485151430032529222900/03/010/112/0
oxid.FiREBALL DH251614000142187400/00/11/20/0K/DDD
oxid.kReSti DH14036750001121188900/00/27/20/0KK/DKDDKKDKK
Eurocans^weujen331139000159776600/00/03/60/2DDKDKDDDKDD/
Eurocans^eujen6663111800032229252900/00/311/100/2
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TURBOT John Wick9012618204005340436021381/02/014/111/5/KDKDDDKKKDK/KKKD/DK/DKXK/KKDKDDKKKDDDD
TURBOT ^WlEku829919230001239813283720/01/018/90/2KK/DKDKK/K//KK/K/DDK/KDKDK//KDKK/DDK/DK/DK
TURBOT succidamQue10413426255011351183786750/01/124/102/1DK/K/KKK/K//DKKKK/DKK/K/KK/KKDDKK/KKT/KDKDK/DDDDKK/D
TURBOT 9235963689013012503106712851/04/156/303/8
oxid.FiREBALL DH387710263025268640351750/00/110/192/1DDDKDTKD//KKTDDDDDDDKD/DDDDDKKD/KD/KKD
oxid.kReSti DH64102182832054252434300/01/114/213/1KKSDDDKD/XDD/DKXDKDDK/KDDKDKKDSKDDK/KDDKDKDKK/DK
Eurocans^weujen381051026200537334125540/10/27/173/1DKDDKD/D/DDDKDDDKDDD/DDDKDKDKDKK//DK
Eurocans^eujen4728438808221510671125032290/11/431/578/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TURBOT John Wick2992827310519453407190/00/17/171/4DDKD/DDDDDKDDK//KDKDKSKDDD/DDDDD/DDK
TURBOT ^WlEku46107122610053662375200/00/212/170/2DKDDDDDDDK///KK/DKKDDDK/KDDDDKDDKDKDKD
TURBOT succidamQue1074330100529254292360/10/22/221/0DDK/DDDD//D/DDDDDDDDDDDDDD/DKDDKD
TURBOT 28273238351015853211451550/10/521/562/6
oxid.FiREBALL DH1201261815700833013083180/01/017/80/0/KD/KKK/K/X/DDKDK/KK/K/KDKKKKKKDDK
oxid.kReSti DH1661593018401125012281111/04/022/64/0KK/KK/K/KK/KK//KTDKKKKKKDKDKK/K/KK/KK/KKKD/KDKK/D
Eurocans^weujen10012020203001031382638990/00/018/82/2KDKDKKKK/KKD/KDDKKDDK/KD///K/KK/DK/KK/KD
Eurocans^eujen12940568531401301145185321181/05/057/226/2
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TURBOT John Wick5750814300312971630360/00/17/91/1DK/KDDKKD/KDD/DDDKKDKD
TURBOT ^WlEku644391400041713216600/02/07/100/0KDKDK/D/DKDKDDDKDDK/K/K
TURBOT succidamQue3034413100114312291180/00/04/110/1DKDDKDDDDDD/DKDKD
TURBOT 501272141400844416087540/02/118/301/2
oxid.FiREBALL DH7145101420061981171600/01/09/80/0DDK/KK/D/K/KK/KDK/KDDKDD
oxid.kReSti DH100911111100524801519180/00/110/51/0KDK/KK//DK/KKK/KDDKDKD
Eurocans^weujen10051121220051626120600/00/111/51/1KKKKDDDKDD/K/KDK/K/K/KKD
Eurocans^eujen9018733375001660874441180/01/230/182/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TURBOT John Wick6148813300417161801760/00/08/90/0DKDDDKDDDK/KD/KK/KK/D
TURBOT ^WlEku100471212000518991769180/02/09/71/1DKDDK/KKDKDKKDXK/K/K/KK/D
TURBOT succidamQue100661010101422111464480/02/09/60/0KKDK/DK/KDTDKDK/DKK/K
TURBOT 87161303540113582650341420/04/026/221/1
oxid.FiREBALL DH464861330031639208200/00/36/80/0KDKKKDD/DDDDX/K/DDKD
oxid.kReSti DH62501016111420881993350/00/110/101/0KK/D/SKKD/DKK/TKDDKDDDDKDKD
Eurocans^weujen5465611000213071751180/00/06/80/1DD/KKDKDKKKDD/DDD
Eurocans^eujen541632240411950345826530/00/422/261/1

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Player Chats
oxid.kReSti DH [Warmup]: :}
TURBOT succidamQue [Warmup]: saved rockit there
TURBOT succidamQue [Warmup]: never kroket
[8:45]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:43]: The Tank has been repaired!
oxid.kReSti DH [7:41]: :}
[7:40]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
oxid.kReSti DH [7:37]: what you doing here
TURBOT John Wick [7:30]: though engi gibbed:D?
[6:54]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[6:40]: The Tank has been damaged!
[6:03]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[5:42]: The Tank has been repaired!
[5:33]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
oxid.kReSti DH [5:06]: :}
oxid.kReSti DH [5:06]: :}
[4:53]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
TURBOT John Wick [4:43]: XdDDD skill is strong today
[4:23]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
TURBOT John Wick [4:18]: solid gaming
[4:16]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
oxid.kReSti DH [3:50]: :}
[3:16]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:43
TURBOT John Wick [Intermission]: tank bug
TURBOT John Wick [Intermission]: cant destroy
TURBOT John Wick [Intermission]: forfeit
TURBOT succidamQue [Intermission]: server plz
TURBOT John Wick [Warmup]: I'm Batman
TURBOT succidamQue [Warmup]: longdick style
TURBOT John Wick [Warmup]: xD
TURBOT John Wick [Warmup]: He said brb 15 mins 15 mins ago
oxid.kReSti DH [Countdown]: WOAH
oxid.kReSti DH [Countdown]: shoutout walle
TURBOT succidamQue [Countdown]: mx518 time
[8:18]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
TURBOT John Wick [7:40]: LOL
[7:20]: The Tank has been repaired!
[7:17]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[7:17]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[7:04]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[5:51]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[5:46]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
TURBOT John Wick [5:46]: cant count
[5:26]: The Tank has been damaged!
[5:18]: The Tank has been repaired!
[4:47]: The Tank has been damaged!
[4:41]: The Tank has been repaired!
[4:27]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[4:10]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:44]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[3:25]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
TURBOT John Wick [1:40]: xDDd
TURBOT John Wick [1:38]: wtfxD
TURBOT John Wick [1:21]: cheats cu at lan
oxid.kReSti DH [0:40]: :}
oxid.kReSti DH [0:40]: :}
TURBOT John Wick [0:32]: dont worry we gonna roll delivery
oxid.kReSti DH [0:15]: :}
oxid.kReSti DH [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (8:43)
TURBOT John Wick [Intermission]: Nobody can carry me
TURBOT John Wick [Intermission]: rip
TURBOT succidamQue [Warmup]: wauw mx518 sensor is fucked up :D
oxid.kReSti DH [Warmup]: DONATE THIS MAN MONEY
oxid.kReSti DH [Countdown]: KAPOT
oxid.kReSti DH [Countdown]: DO IT
oxid.kReSti DH [Countdown]: JUST DO IT
[11:35]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[11:15]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[11:10]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[11:10]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[11:08]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[10:52]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[10:48]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[10:05]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:49]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[9:47]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:35]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[9:35]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 2:24
oxid.kReSti DH [Intermission]: gg
TURBOT ^WlEku [Intermission]: +
TURBOT John Wick [Intermission]: never been this good in this map
TURBOT John Wick [Warmup]: I'm Batman
[1:59]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (2:24)
oxid.kReSti DH [Intermission]: gg wp
oxid.kReSti DH [Intermission]: supply as 3rd?
oxid.kReSti DH [Intermission]: or eli?
TURBOT John Wick [Intermission]: ufo
Eurocans^weujen [Warmup]: 3on3 offi after this game
oxid.kReSti DH [Countdown]: lets just play more maps?
[5:11]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[5:10]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
Eurocans^weujen [5:05]: D
[2:54]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[2:51]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[1:26]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[0:55]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[0:35]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[0:32]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
TURBOT John Wick [0:29]: xd
[0:28]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[0:15]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
TURBOT John Wick [0:11]: flag fullhold!!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
oxid.kReSti DH [Intermission]: yeah baby
TURBOT succidamQue [Intermission]: YEAHHHHHHHHH
TURBOT John Wick [Intermission]: baby rokket
TURBOT John Wick [Warmup]: I'm Batman
oxid.kReSti DH [Warmup]: :}
oxid.kReSti DH [Warmup]: :}
oxid.kReSti DH [Warmup]: :}
TURBOT succidamQue [Warmup]: :D
Eurocans^weujen [Countdown]: D
Eurocans^weujen [Countdown]: come back we just started to flame you
[8:40]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[8:09]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:57]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[7:39]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[6:29]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:20]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
TURBOT John Wick [6:09]: fak
[5:58]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:41]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:09]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[3:37]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
TURBOT John Wick [3:37]: switching mouse pause
[3:37]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[3:37]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[3:37]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[3:37]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[3:37]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[3:37]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[3:37]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[3:37]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[3:37]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[3:37]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[3:37]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[3:37]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[3:37]: FIGHT!
[1:45]: The Allied Truck is in position!
TURBOT John Wick [1:41]: gamesaver
oxid.kReSti DH [1:40]: :}
[1:39]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[1:36]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[1:23]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
TURBOT John Wick [1:09]: WTF
TURBOT John Wick [1:04]: Where the fuck u dropd
TURBOT John Wick [0:53]: I'm Batman
TURBOT John Wick [0:52]: I'm Batman
TURBOT John Wick [0:52]: I'm Batman
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00)
oxid.kReSti DH [Warmup]: we can do 10mins pause
oxid.kReSti DH [Warmup]: if you want
oxid.FiREBALL DH [Warmup]: no go
TURBOT succidamQue [Warmup]: YEAHHHH
TURBOT ^WlEku [Warmup]: Ready
Eurocans^weujen [Countdown]: 3on3 offi after this game
Eurocans^weujen [Countdown]: 3on3 offi after this game
Eurocans^weujen [Countdown]: 3on3 offi after this game
Eurocans^weujen [Countdown]: 3on3 offi after this game
Eurocans^weujen [Countdown]: 3on3 offi after this game
TURBOT John Wick [Countdown]: this is offi gg
[8:33]: The Doors are opening!!
TURBOT John Wick [7:54]: GG LEKU
TURBOT John Wick [7:53]: GG
[7:22]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[7:22]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
TURBOT John Wick [6:26]: XDDD
[4:02]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 5:57
oxid.kReSti DH [Intermission]: gg
TURBOT John Wick [Warmup]: I'm Batman
TURBOT succidamQue [5:21]: VOTE SWAN
TURBOT John Wick [5:21]: 10 hp?
Eurocans^weujen [5:16]: around
[5:04]: The Doors are opening!!
TURBOT John Wick [4:56]: quit
[4:50]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[4:50]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
TURBOT John Wick [4:45]: wanted to knife. realize make too much sound do it anyway lose game gg
Eurocans^weujen [0:14]: gg
TURBOT John Wick [0:12]: gg
TURBOT ^WlEku [0:07]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (5:57)
oxid.kReSti DH [Intermission]: gg wp
[Intermission]: TURBOT lEku disconnected

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