Jokerinhos vs Alvin and the Chipmunks (2379 views)

ro Damon
nl shjzn
be chry
de kReSti
md eujen
tr FiREBALL
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth oxid.kReSti DH 93 kills
Killing Spree oxid.kReSti DH 10 frags without being killed
Accountant oxid.kReSti DH 109% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! oxid.kReSti DH 19 gibs
...and stay dead! joker.shjzn 29% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning oxid.FiREBALL DH 77 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! oxid.kReSti DH 16 SPAM kills
Fragstealer oxid.FiREBALL DH 186 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! joker.shjzn 326 damage per frag
What objective? oxid.kReSti DH 654 XP
Red Shirt joker.shjzn 106 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? joker.shjzn 16 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore oxid.kReSti DH 168 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut oxid.FiREBALL DH 2 team kills
Gingerbread man oxid.FiREBALL DH 31 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
eujen56515508614312410409127162620/02/146/593/3208143412
oxid.kReSti DH108654938519112018260143331490/03/275/5816/6196167107
oxid.FiREBALL DH104556787515023112898117411860/02/477/381/2165157710
oxid.88172522124648447541567387905970/07/4198/3820/2190156710
joker.chry8251475911200221535413495540/05/164/626/620514857
joker.damonje :x63429599312012113610147272900/02/456/622/623115839
joker.shjzn33354351061010259826133451370/00/233/722/7281125316
joker.58129716929034116838790415674810/07/2153/7210/7239144411
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
eujen338772140081536198300/00/07/130/0/KDK///DKDK/D/DDDDD/DDDK/DKK
oxid.kReSti DH7696101350042392223500/00/09/101/0/K/KDDK/DDKDDDK/KKKDKXKD
oxid.FiREBALL DH2995517001817692164130/00/16/70/1DDD/D//D/DKK///DDTD/KKK
oxid.4627822519012056976382130/00/122/301/1
joker.chry105751817200102772174700/01/016/71/0K/DD/KK/DKK/KKDK/K/KK/KK/K/KDDKK/KD
joker.damonje :x3864513101719571987960/00/06/50/1/DK/DD/K/K/K//KDDTD
joker.shjzn425281911091653196300/00/08/100/0/KKKDK/DK/K//DK///DKDDS/DDXD
joker.6219131494112663825697960/01/030/221/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
eujen6471111721062148269600/00/010/111/0KDKDKK/D/K/K/XKD/KDDDDK/KDDSK
oxid.kReSti DH751041520210634492979400/01/012/112/2DDD/KKDK/K/K/KDKKKKKDDDD/DKDK/KDDSK
oxid.FiREBALL DH939215163011124632231350/00/016/50/0/K/K/K/K/D/K/TKDKD/KKDK//KKKK/KD
oxid.7726741537212380607906750/01/038/273/2
joker.chry100114141430032912258000/00/013/101/1KKKDK/DKDKDDD/KKKKK/DKDKDKDD
joker.damonje :x5090816200425772770180/00/18/100/1KDDDDDD/DDKK/DKKK//KDDDK
joker.shjzn276462210042417271000/00/05/171/1/KDDDDKDKDDD/DDDKDDDKDDD/K/D
joker.5926828526001179068060180/00/126/372/3
Player Summary for et_ice
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
eujen11278982212168419831540/00/09/61/1DK/KSKKSDKKKDXT/KDDKD
oxid.kReSti DH1641212314501243942976210/00/121/103/2KK/DKKDKDDKDKKKDKKKK/KKDTKXKKKDKDDKDDKK
oxid.FiREBALL DH1449313920032145133000/01/212/40/0DKKK/DKK/KK/KKDDKKKDKD
oxid.14029245319227822362891750/01/342/204/3
joker.chry476581730012285301500/01/16/141/1DKDDDDDDDKDDDK/DKDKKDKKDD
joker.damonje :x73811419400327202865540/02/011/151/1KKDDKDKDKKDDDDDKKD/DDKDDDKD/KKK/K
joker.shjzn1275216100312842343760/00/02/120/1/DD/DKKDDD/DDDDDDD
joker.4422124528007628982231300/03/119/412/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
eujen10030551000921753180/02/03/50/0KDDKDDKDKK
oxid.kReSti DH5030361003905761520/01/02/30/0DD/K/KDK/
oxid.FiREBALL DH12533542001703730350/01/04/20/1KDKDDKK/K
oxid.929313154004252922441050/04/09/100/1
joker.chry662646300173495300/00/04/50/0KKDK/DKDDD
joker.damonje :x753234100072981600/00/23/20/0DKKDDKD
joker.shjzn10028442000781760470/00/23/21/0KDKKDKDD
joker.80861114600122442529470/00/410/91/0
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
eujen611601118400621822882900/00/011/110/1DK/KDKDKKKKD/KDDDD/KD/DD/KKD/
oxid.kReSti DH2531933313400348752814180/00/023/1010/0/KDKK/KDKKDDKKDDKKKKKKKKK/KKKDKDKKKKDKKKKKKKKD
oxid.FiREBALL DH1661612515200434783001670/00/024/111/0KK/DKKKKKKKDDKKKKKDKKDDK/K/KKDDKKKDKD/KD
oxid.16051469461000131053586971750/00/058/3211/1
joker.chry631171422100334552886360/00/014/160/3KDKKDDKKDK/KDDDDDDKKKDDD/KKD/DDKDDKD
joker.damonje :x52931325200234063979540/00/012/201/3DDK/KDDKDKDDDDKDDDKDDDKDKKDKDKDKK/DDDD
joker.shjzn2053629200218363670140/00/06/220/5DDDDKDDDDDDDDDDDDD/DDKK/DDDDKDDDDKK
joker.45263337650078697105351040/00/032/581/11

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
eujen418971710021938241900/00/16/131/1KDDKD/DDKKDKDDDDDD/DKDDK
oxid.kReSti DH47110919200222452568180/01/18/140/2DKDDDKDKDDDD/DDKDDKKDDK/KKDD
oxid.FiREBALL DH107821514600423402285360/00/115/90/0KKK/DDKDDKDK/KDKD/KDKDKKKKDK/
oxid.652813150900865237272540/01/329/361/3
joker.chry1131171715000431962314180/03/011/103/1DKDKKK/D/KKKKDKDDKKK/KK/KDDKDDDK
joker.damonje :x100691616200522212310680/00/116/100/0KKDK/KD/KDKKKD/K/KDDDKKKDDKK/DKD
joker.shjzn568291630071855189900/00/09/90/0DDK//DKK/DKK/KD//KK/DDDKD
joker.9026842475001672726523860/03/136/293/1

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Player Chats
eujen [Warmup]: chry you got your 6th now ?
joker.chry [Warmup]: no
eujen [Warmup]: kresti is interested
joker.chry [Warmup]: :D
eujen [Warmup]: D
oxid.kReSti DH [Warmup]: :}
oxid.kReSti DH [Warmup]: :}
joker.shjzn [Warmup]: backstab germanzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
joker.chry [Warmup]: nah kresti likes to be second or 3rd at lan
oxid.kReSti DH [Warmup]: its my fulltime job mate
joker.damonje :x [Warmup]: rup kresti
joker.chry [Warmup]: gogog
oxid.kReSti DH [Warmup]: brb shining bronze medal (c) Kamz
[11:16]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:37]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[10:33]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[10:30]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:01]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:58]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:54]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[7:45]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:34]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[5:15]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[4:57]: The Depot Fence has been destroyed.
[4:42]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[4:41]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[4:28]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
joker.chry [4:12]: fkldsjfksdfjksd
joker.chry [4:11]: diosfjsiodfjsuio<
joker.chry [4:10]: fjoisdfjsiodfj
joker.shjzn [3:09]: eujen replacing stray ? :DDDD
joker.shjzn [3:07]: :D?
joker.shjzn [3:07]: :D?
[3:04]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:55
joker.chry [Intermission]: i was fucking playing so bad
joker.chry [5:16]: dfdsfs
[5:11]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[4:42]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:33]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[4:29]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[2:57]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[2:15]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[1:31]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (8:55)
[9:12]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[9:04]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
oxid.kReSti DH [8:48]: :}
joker.chry [6:16]: dfdsfsd
[5:51]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
joker.chry [4:49]: what a shitmap
oxid.kReSti DH [4:43]: grush after?
[4:02]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[3:51]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[3:40]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[3:13]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[2:42]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[0:43]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
joker.chry [0:29]: dfsd
oxid.kReSti DH [0:26]: :}
[0:02]: The Axis team has transmited the Secret War Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:57
oxid.kReSti DH [Intermission]: gg
joker.damonje :x [Intermission]: omfg
joker.shjzn [Intermission]: very nice map!
[9:03]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
[7:54]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
joker.chry [6:24]: ...
[6:19]: The Axis team has transmited the Secret War Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 3:38 (original: 9:57)
oxid.kReSti DH [Intermission]: gg
[5:13]: The Tank has been repaired!
[5:10]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[4:50]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[4:35]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[2:42]: The Tank has been damaged!
[2:31]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[2:27]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[1:56]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[1:55]: The Tank has been repaired!
joker.chry [0:48]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
[11:30]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:27]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[11:03]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:55]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[10:35]: The Tank has been damaged!
[10:22]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:20]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
oxid.kReSti DH [10:08]: :}
[9:49]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:26]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:24]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[9:20]: The Tank has been damaged!
[9:20]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:21]: Axis have returned the objective!
[8:15]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
oxid.kReSti DH [8:12]: :}
oxid.kReSti DH [8:12]: :}
oxid.kReSti DH [8:12]: :}
[5:46]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[5:35]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[3:56]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
joker.shjzn [3:50]: Nou doei he quinten!
[3:02]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 8:57 (original: 12:00)
oxid.kReSti DH [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: joker.shjzn disconnected
joker.chry [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: joker.damonje :x disconnected
[Intermission]: eujen disconnected
joker.chry [Intermission]: nightnight
[Intermission]: joker.chry disconnected

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