30 seconds to MARS vs kurwooooo (2679 views)
GizmOoO
Damon
kurdich
Damon
kurdich
froxe
hazz
vogel
hazz
vogel
14.04.17 18:15 CEST
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | Damon #30stm | 92 kills |
Killing Spree | Damon #30stm | 14 frags without being killed |
Accountant | Damon #30stm | 137% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | GiZmOoO #30stm | 15 gibs |
...and stay dead! | Kurdich #30stm | 21% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | Damon #30stm | 85 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | GiZmOoO #30stm | 7 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | GiZmOoO #30stm | 184 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | KURWO Vogel | 259 damage per frag |
What objective? | GiZmOoO #30stm | 568 XP |
Red Shirt | KURWO froxe | 87 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | KURWO hazz | 10 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | GiZmOoO #30stm | 186 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | KURWO froxe | 1 team kills |
Gingerbread man | Kurdich #30stm | 25 /kills |
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KURWO froxe [Countdown]: | hf all except damon |
KURWO froxe [Countdown]: | hihihi |
Damon #30stm [11:57]: | :D |
Damon #30stm [11:57]: | :D |
[11:05]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[8:22]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[8:19]: | Allied team has stolen the Tank! |
[6:57]: | Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors! |
[6:53]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[6:45]: | Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post! |
[6:17]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[5:38]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[5:32]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[5:23]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed. |
[4:02]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed. |
[0:26]: | Axis have returned the objective! |
KURWO froxe [0:13]: | D: |
Kurdich #30stm [Intermission]: | gg wp |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 12:00 |
[11:23]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[10:32]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[10:29]: | Allied team has stolen the Tank! |
[10:28]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[9:59]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[8:43]: | Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors! |
[8:39]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[7:08]: | Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate! |
KURWO hazz [6:38]: | one more map for fun? |
KURWO froxe [6:37]: | third analrekt map? |
Kurdich #30stm [6:29]: | Xd |
GiZmOoO #30stm [6:20]: | ;D |
KURWO hazz [6:17]: | adler? |
KURWO hazz [5:48]: | are you debating it on ts? :D |
[5:35]: | Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 6:24 (original: 12:00) |
Kurdich #30stm [9:49]: | hazz kurwo |
[8:40]: | The Doors are opening!! |
[8:17]: | Allied Command Post spawn active! |
[8:17]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[8:05]: | Allied team has transmitted the documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 1:54 |
KURWO froxe [Countdown]: | obj defending too mainstream |
[1:53]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
[1:52]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
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[1:53]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[1:53]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[1:53]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[1:53]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[1:53]: | FIGHT! |
KURWO froxe [0:04]: | :d |
KURWO hazz [0:03]: | :D |
KURWO hazz [0:00]: | 1 more? |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (1:54) |
KURWO hazz [Intermission]: | this was too qui9ck |
KURWO hazz [Intermission]: | -9 |
Damon #30stm [Intermission]: | GG |
KURWO hazz [Intermission]: | :( |
KURWO Vogel [Intermission]: | 1 more q.q |
Damon #30stm [Intermission]: | suply |
Damon #30stm [Intermission]: | ? |
KURWO Vogel [Intermission]: | ok |
KURWO froxe [Warmup]: | like a girly girl I am |
KURWO hazz [Warmup]: | I'll also get a girly drink |
KURWO hazz [Warmup]: | good idea :D |
Damon #30stm [Warmup]: | ye |
KURWO hazz [Warmup]: | nobody needs to see us get held at flag |
GiZmOoO #30stm [Warmup]: | :D |
Damon #30stm [Warmup]: | :D |
Kurdich #30stm [Warmup]: | rup froxe |
Kurdich #30stm [Warmup]: | vittu! |
KURWO hazz [Warmup]: | he's mixing a vodka cranberry or something |
KURWO hazz [Warmup]: | he went to get a girly drink |
GiZmOoO #30stm [Countdown]: | :D |
KURWO froxe [Countdown]: | bk |
KURWO froxe [Countdown]: | its complete |
KURWO froxe [Countdown]: | my master piece |
GiZmOoO #30stm [Countdown]: | sounds good though |
[11:15]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[11:10]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
[8:41]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[8:22]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[8:11]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
[8:11]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
[8:11]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
[8:11]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
[8:11]: | Match resuming in 180 seconds! |
[8:11]: | Match resuming in 165 seconds! |
[8:11]: | Match resuming in 150 seconds! |
KURWO froxe [8:11]: | sup? |
[8:11]: | Match resuming in 135 seconds! |
Kurdich #30stm [8:11]: | omono telephono |
GiZmOoO #30stm [8:11]: | damon phone or smth\ |
Kurdich #30stm [8:11]: | translate |
Kurdich #30stm [8:11]: | idk |
[8:11]: | Match resuming in 120 seconds! |
KURWO froxe [8:11]: | omono telephono si |
[8:11]: | Match resuming in 105 seconds! |
[8:11]: | Match resuming in 90 seconds! |
KURWO hazz [8:11]: | gizmo heeft een kleine piemeltje |
KURWO hazz [8:11]: | pls translate |
Kurdich #30stm [8:11]: | ja doe dan |
KURWO froxe [8:11]: | gizmo heeft een kleine lul |
GiZmOoO #30stm [8:11]: | xD |
KURWO froxe [8:11]: | pls translate |
Kurdich #30stm [8:11]: | ;) |
[8:11]: | Match resuming in 75 seconds! |
GiZmOoO #30stm [8:11]: | my gf says otherwise |
KURWO Vogel [8:11]: | gizmo has huge dick |
GiZmOoO #30stm [8:11]: | :o |
[8:11]: | Match resuming in 60 seconds! |
KURWO froxe [8:11]: | my step son said I have tiny penis |
Kurdich #30stm [8:11]: | xd |
KURWO hazz [8:11]: | ouch |
[8:11]: | Match resuming in 45 seconds! |
KURWO froxe [8:11]: | trololol |
GiZmOoO #30stm [8:11]: | doesnt matter |
KURWO hazz [8:11]: | sorry gizmo |
KURWO hazz [8:11]: | I don't usually do dick humour |
KURWO Vogel [8:11]: | !ban damon |
[8:11]: | Match resuming in 30 seconds! |
GiZmOoO #30stm [8:11]: | what you can do with it matters |
KURWO hazz [8:11]: | but I do when I'm talking dutch |
GiZmOoO #30stm [8:11]: | x|D |
KURWO hazz [8:11]: | hoe hangt je hamer, gizmo? |
[8:11]: | Match resuming in 15 seconds! |
[8:11]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
KURWO froxe [8:11]: | alles goed, gizmo? |
[8:11]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
GiZmOoO #30stm [8:11]: | hij hangt goed hoor, netjes in mn broek |
[8:11]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[8:11]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[8:11]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
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[8:11]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[8:11]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[8:11]: | FIGHT! |
KURWO hazz [8:10]: | idk what netjes means |
KURWO hazz [8:05]: | other than that I understood |
[8:02]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
GiZmOoO #30stm [7:55]: | netjes means in a good way |
[7:51]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[7:47]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
GiZmOoO #30stm [7:47]: | omg |
GiZmOoO #30stm [7:47]: | this damon |
KURWO froxe [7:47]: | the fuck |
KURWO froxe [7:47]: | :D |
[7:47]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
KURWO froxe [7:47]: | good thing you only have 2 pause |
KURWO froxe [7:47]: | s |
GiZmOoO #30stm [7:47]: | !kick damon stop pausing ffs |
KURWO hazz [7:47]: | je hebt boter op je hoofd! |
[7:47]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
GiZmOoO #30stm [7:47]: | xD |
KURWO hazz [7:47]: | en in je broek |
KURWO froxe [7:47]: | !kick all |
KURWO Vogel [7:47]: | hazz saying dirty things o.o |
[7:47]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
GiZmOoO #30stm [7:47]: | i like butter |
Kurdich #30stm [7:47]: | boter is lekker |
[7:47]: | Match resuming in 180 seconds! |
KURWO froxe [7:47]: | hazz talking about sausages and mouths |
KURWO froxe [7:47]: | dunno what he is trying to say |
KURWO hazz [7:47]: | ik wil een paard neuken met mijn kleine piemeltje |
GiZmOoO #30stm [7:47]: | lol |
[7:47]: | Match resuming in 165 seconds! |
KURWO hazz [7:47]: | idk.. |
Kurdich #30stm [7:47]: | kindapaas is ook lekker |
Kurdich #30stm [7:47]: | ;) |
GiZmOoO #30stm [7:47]: | you dont want to fuck a horse hazz |
GiZmOoO #30stm [7:47]: | :s |
KURWO hazz [7:47]: | no? |
[7:47]: | Match resuming in 150 seconds! |
KURWO froxe [7:47]: | :D |
KURWO hazz [7:47]: | idk |
[7:47]: | Match resuming in 135 seconds! |
GiZmOoO #30stm [7:47]: | damon needs to get fucked by a horse right now |
GiZmOoO #30stm [7:47]: | for taking all our time |
[7:47]: | Match resuming in 120 seconds! |
KURWO froxe [7:47]: | :D |
Kurdich #30stm [7:47]: | funniest thing is when its paused and ur dead |
[7:47]: | Match resuming in 105 seconds! |
Kurdich #30stm [7:47]: | and u keep watching all ur friends when its 6on6 and u alone dead |
KURWO froxe [7:47]: | funniest thing is when you press uninstall ET |
[7:47]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[7:47]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[7:47]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
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KURWO hazz [7:47]: | damon, ga een kaktus neuken je kakhoofd |
[7:47]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
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[7:47]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[7:47]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[7:47]: | FIGHT! |
Damon #30stm [7:47]: | SORRY |
KURWO hazz [7:31]: | I didn't learn any proper dutch |
KURWO hazz [7:28]: | just this stuff |
[7:14]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[6:57]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
Kurdich #30stm [6:19]: | 1hp or2hp? |
KURWO froxe [6:13]: | 25 |
[6:06]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
KURWO hazz [6:06]: | ik hou van jou |
[5:57]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[5:42]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall! |
[5:22]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[4:57]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
KURWO hazz [4:37]: | click... |
KURWO hazz [4:37]: | :D |
[4:30]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[4:29]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[4:15]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
Kurdich #30stm [3:56]: | Xd |
KURWO hazz [2:19]: | what an arty |
[2:09]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 9:50 |
KURWO hazz [Intermission]: | I'm surprised |
KURWO hazz [Intermission]: | again |
KURWO hazz [Intermission]: | 9:50 |
GiZmOoO #30stm [Intermission]: | solid time |
KURWO hazz [Intermission]: | :D |
Damon #30stm [Intermission]: | xd |
KURWO hazz [Warmup]: | watch out or we might take this one |
[9:37]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[9:36]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
[9:35]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
Damon #30stm [9:29]: | ????????????????????????????? |
[9:18]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[9:18]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
GiZmOoO #30stm [8:59]: | dat cap |
KURWO hazz [8:58]: | perfect spawntime for that :D |
[8:56]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
KURWO hazz [8:51]: | had to try |
GiZmOoO #30stm [8:50]: | i was nading |
GiZmOoO #30stm [8:50]: | :< |
KURWO hazz [8:47]: | I saw |
KURWO hazz [8:45]: | that's why I did it :D |
[8:41]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[6:22]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[5:44]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[4:29]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
KURWO froxe [4:29]: | phone :D |
[4:29]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
[4:29]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[4:29]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[4:29]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[4:29]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[4:29]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[4:29]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[4:29]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[4:29]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[4:29]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[4:29]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[4:29]: | FIGHT! |
[3:01]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
Kurdich #30stm [2:14]: | XD IM tjing here |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (9:50) |
KURWO froxe [Intermission]: | ggs |
Damon #30stm [Intermission]: | gg |
Damon #30stm [Intermission]: | wp |
[Intermission]: | Damon #30stm disconnected |
GiZmOoO #30stm [Intermission]: | gg guys |
KURWO froxe [Intermission]: | v55 |
[Intermission]: | KURWO froxe disconnected |
Kurdich #30stm [Intermission]: | ggs |
[Intermission]: | GiZmOoO #30stm disconnected |
[Intermission]: | Kurdich #30stm disconnected |
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