PoKeMaNs vs kurwooooo (2912 views)

ro Damon
de Shady
fr uYop
fi froxe
fi hazz
nl vogel
17.04.17 19:30 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth Damon #30stm 55 kills
Killing Spree Damon #30stm 11 frags without being killed
Accountant Damon #30stm 167% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! PoKeuYop 11 gibs
...and stay dead! PoKeuYop 26% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning Damon #30stm 47 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! Damon #30stm 7 SPAM kills
Fragstealer KURWO froxe 128 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! KURWO hazz 385 damage per frag
What objective? PoKeuYop 331 XP
Red Shirt KURWO hazz 60 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? KURWO froxe 7 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore Damon #30stm 186 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut PoKeuYop 3 team kills
Gingerbread man KURWO froxe 17 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
KURWO froxe368516452001731533919570/00/014/262/21978727
KURWO hazz322211960400457077427180/00/217/492/430012427
KURWO Vogel691953449500863497908180/00/134/310/818716146
KURWO 45501691541100291520919254930/00/165/314/822812437
PoKeuYop1453314229110315743949121800/01/039/153/017716944
PoKeshady64298284242013572250531080/00/023/285/220411534
Damon #30stm16729555336017768866512080/02/047/257/3140202114
Damon #30stm11892412510421243520849166164960/03/0109/2515/317416264
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
KURWO froxe0604000139841200/00/00/20/1D/DD
KURWO hazz33172610007861144180/00/12/30/1DDDDDKDK
KURWO Vogel1332686000266565500/00/08/30/0KKD/K/KKKDKDKD
KURWO 55491016100318492211180/00/110/80/2
PoKeuYop20039631002866344550/00/03/11/0KK/KDK/KK
PoKeshady4019250001383776540/00/02/40/0DK/DKDD
Damon #30stm1004555200096272900/01/03/51/0KDDKDKKDKD
Damon #30stm11310313133003221118491090/01/08/102/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
KURWO froxe752234000362860100/00/02/11/0DK//KK/
KURWO hazz161916000261269600/00/01/40/0//DDDDK
KURWO Vogel601635000075886400/00/03/40/1KKDDDDKD
KURWO 505771500051998216100/00/06/91/1
PoKeuYop10024220000591530180/00/02/20/0DKKD
PoKeshady6615230001707641180/00/02/20/0D/KKD
Damon #30stm1202065000286382700/00/05/21/1KKD/KK/DKKD
Damon #30stm95591010000321611998360/00/09/61/1
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
KURWO froxe3157722200621272906570/00/06/161/0//DDDDDKDKDDKDKD/KDDKDD//KDD/
KURWO hazz2710893320022568376200/00/17/272/3DDDDDDKDDK/KDKKDDDDDDDKDDDDKDDDDDDDKDDDK/D
KURWO Vogel561101425400433014256180/00/114/160/4KDDKDK/DDKKDKDDDDD/KDDDK/DKDKDKKK/DDDKD
KURWO 38275308080012799610924750/00/227/593/7
PoKeuYop1761882313502843802464680/01/023/51/0K/KKDK/KK/DK//KTKKKDKKDK/KDKK/KTK/KKKK
PoKeshady761681621100630372348180/00/015/141/2DKDDDDKDKDKKDKK/X//KKKDKDKD//KKDDD/KKD
Damon #30stm22315029130003350731841260/01/023/105/1KKKKKKKKKKK/DDDKK/DK/KDKKKKKKDKKDKXDKKDKKKD
Damon #30stm1585066847602171092479962120/02/061/297/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
KURWO froxe40061500070000/00/06/70/1KD/K////KD/DKDDDDDKK/
KURWO hazz467771510001741182500/00/07/150/0DDKDKDDDKDKKDKDKDDDDDD
KURWO Vogel694391310021625213300/00/09/80/3KKK/DKDKKKDDDK/DDKDDDD
KURWO 52120224320093366395800/00/022/300/4
PoKeuYop100801111501516021574390/00/011/71/0DDKD/DDKK/KX/TKK/KKDK/KK
PoKeshady6196813320515951288180/00/04/84/0K//KDS/KDDDK/DDDKK/KSKD
Damon #30stm150801510401223561911820/00/016/80/1KDKKDDDKDKKKDTXK/DKKKK/KKDK
Damon #30stm1042563434122212555347731390/00/031/235/1

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Player Chats
KURWO froxe [Warmup]: he had 15mins before the game was supposed to start
KURWO froxe [Warmup]: and he brb now
KURWO froxe [Warmup]: the logic !
PoKeuYop [Warmup]: he was playing xd
KURWO froxe [Warmup]: lol
PoKeuYop [Warmup]: you know, busy man
KURWO froxe [Warmup]: lol
KURWO froxe [Warmup]: brb sleeping for 15mins
PoKeuYop [Warmup]: !(
PoKeuYop [Warmup]: :(
KURWO froxe [Warmup]: forfeit
KURWO froxe [Warmup]: ty for points
KURWO hazz [Warmup]: :D
PoKeuYop [Warmup]: :D
PoKeuYop [Warmup]: :D
KURWO froxe [Warmup]: accept score please
PoKeuYop [Warmup]: oh
PoKeuYop [Warmup]: gg he's here
KURWO hazz [Warmup]: gg
KURWO froxe [Warmup]: too late
KURWO froxe [Warmup]: we took the points
PoKeuYop [Warmup]: hhehe
KURWO froxe [Warmup]: rechallenge us
PoKeuYop [Warmup]: :D
KURWO froxe [Countdown]: u need to rechallenge
KURWO froxe [Countdown]: we took the points from ff
KURWO hazz [Countdown]: I honestly think damon is addicted to masturbating and he just has to get his fix every so often
KURWO hazz [Countdown]: oh hi you're here
KURWO froxe [Countdown]: hf
Damon #30stm [Countdown]: true
Damon #30stm [Countdown]: xd
PoKeshady [Countdown]: xd
[11:53]: PoKeuYopcalled a vote.
[11:51]: Vote FAILED! (Match Reset )
[11:04]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:38]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[10:36]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[10:36]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[10:34]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[10:14]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:58]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[9:50]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[9:41]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:38]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:25]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[9:25]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 2:34
KURWO hazz [Intermission]: everything according to plan!
KURWO Vogel [Intermission]: gg
PoKeshady [Intermission]: :D
KURWO froxe [Intermission]: yea expect I wanted 1.30 time
KURWO froxe [Intermission]: damon u disappointed me
Damon #30stm [Intermission]: :(
KURWO Vogel [Warmup]: fuck u uyop i got higer acc
KURWO froxe [Warmup]: except*
KURWO hazz [Warmup]: :d
[1:50]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
KURWO hazz [0:52]: my aim is absolute garbage.
KURWO hazz [0:51]: :D
[0:43]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
KURWO hazz [0:12]: don't take flag... :D
KURWO froxe [0:12]: GOOOD GAYYYYY
KURWO hazz [0:11]: c'mon
[0:09]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (2:34)
Damon #30stm [Intermission]: gg
KURWO hazz [Intermission]: hey I actually got 3 kills
KURWO hazz [Intermission]: I was expecting one total
Damon #30stm [Warmup]: game face on
KURWO hazz [Warmup]: :d
Damon #30stm [Warmup]: :D
Damon #30stm [Warmup]: :D
KURWO hazz [Warmup]: serious business
KURWO froxe [Countdown]: been drinking vodka for past 4 days cause holidays
Damon #30stm [Countdown]: idd
KURWO froxe [Countdown]: no game face for next 2 weeks
KURWO froxe [Countdown]: hf
[11:29]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:39]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:36]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[10:27]: The Tank has been damaged!
[10:05]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:54]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[9:43]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[9:10]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
PoKeuYop [9:10]: :D
PoKeuYop [9:09]: :D
PoKeuYop [9:09]: :D
[8:02]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[7:50]: The Tank has been damaged!
[7:47]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:24]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[6:34]: The Tank has been repaired!
[6:23]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[6:06]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[5:32]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
Damon #30stm [4:31]: :D
Damon #30stm [4:31]: :D
KURWO froxe [4:27]: fuck this game
[1:43]: The Tank has been damaged!
[1:42]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[1:14]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
Damon #30stm [0:35]: 1XD
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
[11:26]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:23]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[11:21]: The Tank has been damaged!
[11:15]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:55]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:07]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[9:56]: The Tank has been damaged!
[9:30]: The Tank has been repaired!
PoKeshady [9:13]: xD
[9:12]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
KURWO Vogel [9:10]: xD
[8:55]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:34]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[7:56]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:52]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:40]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
PoKeuYop [7:15]: :D
PoKeuYop [7:15]: :D
PoKeuYop [7:15]: :D
PoKeuYop [7:14]: :D
Damon #30stm [7:12]: xd
Damon #30stm [7:12]: xd
PoKeuYop [7:11]: :D
Damon #30stm [7:03]: uyop: wheres the obj?
KURWO hazz [7:01]: :D
PoKeuYop [7:00]: :D
PoKeuYop [7:00]: :D
[6:26]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:32]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
KURWO froxe [4:31]: ggs
[4:28]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: KURWO froxe disconnected
PoKeuYop [Intermission]: wpwp
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 7:31 (original: 12:00)
Damon #30stm [Intermission]: gg
PoKeshady [Intermission]: gg
KURWO Vogel [Intermission]: gg
KURWO hazz [Intermission]: wp? :D
KURWO hazz [Intermission]: fuck you
PoKeuYop [Intermission]: :D
[Intermission]: Damon #30stm disconnected
KURWO Vogel [Intermission]: :D
[Intermission]: PoKeuYop disconnected
[Intermission]: KURWO Vogel disconnected

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