kurwittu vs rektem (2033 views)

fi lEku
fi Swanidius
pl WuT
us ipod
us ohurcool
se Tites


KBG 3on3 LAN - Groupstage
Group B
Match 6

News - #teamoxid - Standings
19.05.17 15:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth kurwittu lEku 68 kills
Killing Spree kurwittu WuT 9 frags without being killed
Accountant kurwittu WuT 116% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! kurwittu WuT 18 gibs
...and stay dead! KURWITTU Swanidius 33% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning kurwittu lEku 61 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! kurwittu lEku 5 SPAM kills
Fragstealer kurwittu lEku 198 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! rktM/jonjon:) 273 damage per frag
What objective? kurwittu WuT 480 XP
Red Shirt rktM/jonjon:) 93 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? rktM/jonjon:) 9 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore rktM/Ti+esson 160 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut KURWITTU Swanidius 2 team kills
Gingerbread man KURWITTU Swanidius 23 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
kurwittu WuT11648066571800201379289511540/05/157/334/420915794
kurwittu lEku1063586864702201226597062890/04/461/395/218015235
KURWITTU Swanidius76342516717022398269119660/02/148/393/619313666
KURWITTU 98118018518842046335883277765090/011/1166/3912/619414865
rktM/jonjon:)373053593811209013126001730/02/329/695/225813429
rktM/Ti+esson7634453707011710710113141200/01/449/464/520216236
rktM/ipod>:[512413773801148053119691230/03/434/521/321816428
rktM/5389012523623135127776358834160/06/4112/5210/322615328
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
kurwittu WuT1331552418300847442828360/04/020/110/0KK/KDDKD/X/KDKK/KK/KKK/KDKKK/KKDKKDDK/KDKKD
kurwittu lEku12813227214019493733531350/01/125/112/1KXKKK/KKDDDKKK/DDKK/K/DKK/KKK/KDDKK/K/KK/DKKDKDTKD
KURWITTU Swanidius1161242118302936242790310/00/022/81/2TKDKKKKDKKD/KTK/KKDK/DK/D/DK/KDK/KDKK/KK/X
KURWITTU 12641172571003261330589712020/05/167/303/3
rktM/jonjon:)33105113341052996486300/00/110/271/1D/DDKDDDKDKKDKS/DD/D/DKDDD/KDDDDDDDDKDDKKDXKDD
rktM/Ti+esson401021025101231114098800/00/110/211/1DDDDKKDKD/DKDDDDKDDK/KDDDDKDDKDTDDDK
rktM/ipod>:[45911022200128644344180/01/39/180/0DDDKDDDK/DKDKDKDDKDDDKDDDKDDKDKD
rktM/3929831807118897113305980/01/529/662/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
kurwittu WuT110971110300420951191530/01/08/52/1DDKKDKKKDK/KDD/KK//KK
kurwittu lEku9277121320032347210600/01/010/101/0DKDKKDDKDDDD/K/KKDDKK/KKK
KURWITTU Swanidius78691114600221902248170/00/111/110/0KDDDKKKKKDKDDDDDKD/DK/KKD
KURWITTU 9324334371100966325545700/02/129/263/1
rktM/jonjon:)406582010051873259000/00/17/131/1KD/KKKDDDDDD/KKDK//DDDK/DDDD
rktM/Ti+esson8573121430052349218700/01/111/70/1KDKDDDKKDKK//K/KK/KD/KDDKD
rktM/ipod>:[574681430041323185500/00/08/90/1KKDDDKD/KDK/KK//DDKDDD
rktM/611842848700145545663200/01/226/291/3
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
kurwittu WuT1071241413500330762184290/00/114/80/1/DDDK//KKDKDDDDDKKKKKKKKKKD
kurwittu lEku4652715000219302257700/00/07/120/1DDDK/KDKKDDKDDD/DKDDKD
KURWITTU Swanidius3885718300717011940180/01/05/91/2DD/D//DK//KKKD/DDDDKDK/DK
KURWITTU 64261284680012670763811170/01/126/291/4
rktM/jonjon:)616311180007220922561300/01/07/113/0/K/K/D/DDDDDK/KK/KK/KKDKDDKDD
rktM/Ti+esson100871313100623462049400/00/112/51/1K/KKKKD/KDKDK/K//D/KDKDDKK
rktM/ipod>:[62401016100618262402180/00/010/100/0K///K/KDDKDKK/KDK/DKDDKDDD
rktM/74190344720019638167071880/01/129/264/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
kurwittu WuT1061041716700538772748360/00/015/92/2KKK/KDKDKKDK/K/DK/KKKDKDDKKDD/KDD
kurwittu lEku146972215101630511990840/02/319/62/0KK/DKKK/K/KK/DDDKKDKKK/KKK/KDKKDTKDKKD
KURWITTU Swanidius7064121750052311214100/01/010/111/2/KK/KKDKDDKKDKDKKD///KDDDKDDXD
KURWITTU 1072655148130116923968791200/03/344/265/4
rktM/jonjon:)2272522301319352891430/01/15/180/0DK/DDDKDDDKDTDKD/DDKDDDD/DDD
rktM/Ti+esson10082181820042904298000/00/116/132/2DDDKD/KDDDKXKKKDK/DKDKDKKKDKK/K/KDKKDX
rktM/ipod>:[4264921201320403368870/02/17/151/2DDDDDDKDKK/DKDDDDDDDDKKD/KDK/TK
rktM/55218326170210687992391300/03/328/463/4

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Player Chats
kurwittu lEku [Warmup]: wut got his 20th beer
KURWITTU Swanidius [Warmup]: gl onlinepot
KURWITTU Swanidius [Warmup]: d
rktM/ipod>:[ [Warmup]: good look swampidius
rktM/ipod>:[ [Warmup]: :P
KURWITTU Swanidius [Warmup]: gonna smash ur face at lan
rktM/ipod>:[ [Warmup]: dude chill! it was a joke
KURWITTU Swanidius [Warmup]: rekted
rktM/ipod>:[ [Warmup]: fuck man
rktM/ipod>:[ [Warmup]: ok dont smash my face if we win
kurwittu lEku [Warmup]: swani rolling his sleeves out here
kurwittu lEku [Warmup]: watvhout
kurwittu WuT [Warmup]: we will smash swani's face
KURWITTU Swanidius [Countdown]: Gl friends
[9:37]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:34]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[8:46]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:25]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:19]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:00]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[7:53]: The Tank has been damaged!
rktM/ipod>:[ [0:26]: im a tree
rktM/ipod>:[ [0:08]: that shit got aborted like a babyy
KURWITTU Swanidius [0:00]: no it didnt
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
rktM/ipod>:[ [Intermission]: sure
KURWITTU Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
rktM/ipod>:[ [Countdown]: even at lan this scumbag doesnt put on proper tags
[10:37]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:34]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[10:04]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:19]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[8:26]: The Tank has been damaged!
[5:05]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
rktM/ipod>:[ [4:42]: FREEDOM STRIKE !!!!!!!
KURWITTU Swanidius [4:21]: NA ET Kappa
rktM/jonjon:) [4:17]: :o)
rktM/jonjon:) [4:17]: :o)
rktM/jonjon:) [4:17]: :o)
[4:06]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 7:53 (original: 12:00)
rktM/jonjon:) [Intermission]: gg
rktM/ipod>:[ [Intermission]: UR FUCKING DEAD FOR SAYING THAT
kurwittu lEku [Intermission]: d
KURWITTU Swanidius [Intermission]: xdd
rktM/ipod>:[ [Intermission]: GONNA REK U NOW
KURWITTU Swanidius [Intermission]: wtf
KURWITTU Swanidius [Warmup]: 2nd
kurwittu lEku [Warmup]: for todaz
FimS_LAN [Warmup]: score?
KURWITTU Swanidius [Warmup]: 2-0 us
rktM/jonjon:) [Warmup]: they won grush
FimS_LAN [Warmup]: kk
KURWITTU Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
rktM/ipod>:[ [Countdown]: Gameface on bitch
[10:12]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:54]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[9:50]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:26]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:24]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:05]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[7:50]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:46]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:52]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[5:42]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[5:08]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[5:07]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[4:54]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
rktM/ipod>:[ [3:43]: FREEDOM STRIKE !!!!!!!
[3:42]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:18
KURWITTU Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
[4:49]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
KURWITTU Swanidius [4:38]: U LAG EVEN ON LAN OFMGMOGFMOFGMOGFOMFGMOFGMOFGMOG
[4:33]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[4:21]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[4:19]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
rktM/ipod>:[ [4:07]: ;p;
rktM/ipod>:[ [4:06]: LOL
[3:45]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
KURWITTU Swanidius [2:21]: Xddd
KURWITTU Swanidius [2:20]: wtf
rktM/ipod>:[ [1:56]: haha he aced u
[1:54]: gtv'ETTV connected
KURWITTU Swanidius [1:24]: MAOASOSADMAS
KURWITTU Swanidius [1:23]: LOL
[1:21]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
KURWITTU Swanidius [0:49]: ddxd
[0:17]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
rktM/ipod>:[ [0:16]: its ok if we lose to u btw we just take our anger out on karma
[0:13]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[0:12]: The Allies have activated the crane!
KURWITTU Swanidius [0:10]: xd
[0:10]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
rktM/Ti+esson [0:09]: xd
kurwittu WuT [0:09]: we pick swani
kurwittu WuT [0:09]: xD
[0:09]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[0:09]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[0:09]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[0:09]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[0:09]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[0:09]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[0:09]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[0:09]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[0:09]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[0:09]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[0:09]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
kurwittu WuT [0:10]: gg
[0:09]: FIGHT!
kurwittu WuT [0:08]: forfeit
kurwittu WuT [0:07]: win for us
kurwittu WuT [0:05]: peasants
KURWITTU Swanidius [0:01]: u will be banned from next lan for doing that
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (8:18)
rktM/jonjon:) [Intermission]: gg
rktM/ipod>:[ [Intermission]: xd
rktM/ipod>:[ [Intermission]: ggs
rktM/ipod>:[ [Intermission]: cu@grandfinal
[Intermission]: rktM/jonjon:) disconnected
rktM/Ti+esson [Intermission]: wutwut
rktM/Ti+esson [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: rktM/Ti+esson disconnected

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