turbot vs devotis (3555 views)

fi Swanidius
nl mEnace
pl Elviss
fr Snatix
fi hazz
de suuhk
25.05.17 17:15 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth TURBOT Elviss 94 kills
Killing Spree TURBOT Swanidius 6 frags without being killed
Accountant devo.SUUHK 107% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! TURBOT Swanidius 25 gibs
...and stay dead! TURBOT Swanidius 36% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning TURBOT Elviss 87 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! devo.hazz 9 SPAM kills
Fragstealer TURBOT Elviss 187 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! devo.hazz 257 damage per frag
What objective? devo.SUUHK 595 XP
Red Shirt devo.hazz 101 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? TURBOT Swanidius 10 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore devo.SUUHK 172 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut devo.hazz 3 team kills
Gingerbread man devo.Snatix 28 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
TURBOT Swanidius78496698925021613582143391631/01/264/685/6197161610
TURBOT Elviss100510949420012717669154781320/14/587/594/418816564
TURBOT mENACE55375549814022311380124471761/02/851/652/221112757
TURBOT 77138121728159056642631422644712/07/8202/6511/219915167
devo.SUUHK10759581766002114882131731620/19/371/511/318417346
devo.hazz51411521015131312025144583701/12/343/809/423114249
devo.Snatix78566698815012814661136151330/05/275/683/521215557
devo.76157220226526146241568412466651/016/2189/6813/520915747
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TURBOT Swanidius8050810301417221457401/00/07/61/0DDKKD/KK/K/TDKK/DKD
TURBOT Elviss109631211200721841808500/10/010/42/0KKDKK/K/K//KK/X/DKKDK/KD
TURBOT mENACE4546511400516871773180/00/05/60/0/DD//K/K/KDKDDKD
TURBOT 78159253290116559350381081/10/022/163/0
devo.SUUHK5836712100317811726180/00/07/90/0DK/KDDDDDDKDKK/D/KK
devo.hazz445349100215081614360/00/04/60/1KKKD//DDDDDDK
devo.Snatix4146512100317492253360/00/05/70/2KDDDDDDKKK/KD//DD
devo.481351633300850385593900/00/016/220/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TURBOT Swanidius8744781001116699900/00/07/70/1KXD/KDKDDDKKDKKD
TURBOT Elviss87297830129411132100/00/08/60/0TDK//KKDDDKDKDKK
TURBOT mENACE83495610001367147000/00/05/50/1KDDKKDDDDKK
TURBOT 861221922501334743601100/00/020/180/2
devo.SUUHK112389800031267109600/00/08/51/0/KKKDDKK/KKDK/KDD
devo.hazz502661200031274140100/00/05/91/0DKD/DDKDKK/KDD/DKD
devo.Snatix4443492004106097700/00/04/50/0//KDD/K/KKDDD
devo.691071929200103601347400/00/017/192/0
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TURBOT Swanidius93131141580023265317700/00/013/131/0KDKKDKK/DKDKDD/KDKDDDKKDDKKDK
TURBOT Elviss1051121918600338053505180/02/016/131/2DKKKKDKDKDKDKDKDKDDK/DDKKDDKKDDKK/KK/
TURBOT mENACE4281819200323053411780/00/37/131/0DK/DK/DDDDKDKDDDDDKDDD/KKKD
TURBOT 80324415216008937510093960/02/336/393/2
devo.SUUHK128132181400043325267400/02/116/90/1KKDKDXKK/DKK/K/KKKKDKD/KKKKDDDKDD
devo.hazz578512210014297831891250/00/111/142/2DDDT/DKKDDKKDKK/DDKKD/DDK/DDKKDDKD
devo.Snatix70891420400637903512360/01/012/131/1K/DDKDDDKDKKDDDK/KK/K/KDK/K/KDKDDD
devo.853064455401141009393751610/03/239/363/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TURBOT Swanidius100100171780032167284300/01/114/152/0KKKDKKDDKDKXDXK/K/DDDDDKKKKDK/KKDDKD
TURBOT Elviss1331242015500333382892540/01/019/120/0KKKDKKKKKKDK/KDKDDKDKDK/DK/DKDKKKDD
TURBOT mENACE66821421402727652911241/01/114/120/1KK/KDKDD/KDKTDDDKT/DK/KK/KDD/KDDK/DDK
TURBOT 100306515317021382708646781/03/247/392/1
devo.SUUHK14513216113000279324671260/01/015/100/1DDDKDKDKDKKDKDKKKDKKKKDKDKK
devo.hazz278362210012145282400/10/25/171/1DKDD/DKDDDDKDDDDDKDKDDDDDKDD
devo.Snatix85110182150023708297900/01/117/180/0DDKDKKDDDKKKDDKKD/KDK/DKDDKDKDKDKKDKDDK
devo.8632540549003864682701260/12/337/451/2
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TURBOT Swanidius10011316164014287027031230/00/016/101/2DK//DDDKDKKKKKK/KKDDK/DKKDKKKDDTD
TURBOT Elviss11587232030073807301500/00/122/121/1KDKDDDK/K/K/K/KDKKDKDDKKDDKK/KKDKK/KKDKKK/DX
TURBOT mENACE851171821300632562882560/01/316/121/0DDKKDKK/DDKDKK/KKKKKDDKK/KDKDK/D/DD/KDD
TURBOT 1003175757100117993386001790/01/454/343/3
devo.SUUHK77152141820042961304100/02/212/120/1KKDDKDK///DDKDKDKDK/DKDDDKKDDKKXK
devo.hazz54831324310220402998180/02/09/222/0K/DKKD/KDDDDDDDDDDDKDDKDKKDKKDKDDKDKDS
devo.Snatix501301326301535993894610/01/013/200/1DKK/KDKD//K/DK/KDDDDDKDKDKDDDKDDDDDDDKTK
devo.6036540688111186009933790/05/234/542/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TURBOT Swanidius305872310022392316000/00/17/170/3DDDKDDKKDDKDDDKDD/KKDDDDDD/DDD
TURBOT Elviss5995132210053594312600/01/412/120/1KK/DKD/DDKDKKDD/DKD//KKDDKDDDDKDKKD
TURBOT mENACE20042000020000/00/14/170/0DDDDDKDDKDD/D/DDKDDDDKDD
TURBOT 36153246520095986628600/01/623/460/4
devo.SUUHK1301051713000727552169180/14/013/60/0KDK/KKDKDKDKK/K/K/K/DKK/KK/KXKD
devo.hazz848111130021208024321911/00/09/123/0KDKKTDKKKKDKKDDDKDDDDKD/TD
devo.Snatix01481500008755000/02/124/52/1KDKKK/KXDKK/DKK/K/KK/KDDKKKKK/KK/KK/KKKDKKK
devo.71334432600216559046012091/16/146/235/1

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Player Chats
devo.Snatix [Countdown]: GG
devo.Snatix [Countdown]: LEGENDARY TAG
TURBOT Swanidius [Countdown]: MOST GTV GAMES
TURBOT Swanidius [9:49]: HAX;dDDDDLOL
TURBOT Swanidius [9:33]: great skill
TURBOT mENACE [9:27]: my mouse is fuckedup
[9:16]: The Doors are opening!!
[8:50]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[8:50]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:44]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
TURBOT Swanidius [8:44]: i häs nade
TURBOT Swanidius [8:44]: lan broke menaces mouse
TURBOT Swanidius [8:44]: gg
TURBOT Elviss [8:44]: fuck you snatix
TURBOT Elviss [8:44]: 8D
[8:44]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
devo.Snatix [8:44]: WHY
TURBOT Elviss [8:44]: just for nothing
[8:44]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
TURBOT Elviss [8:44]: menace got probs with his mouse
devo.Snatix [8:44]: is your mother drunk again
devo.SUUHK [8:44]: for being snatix
TURBOT Elviss [8:44]: and ridjis mother drunk again
devo.Snatix [8:44]: :D>D
devo.SUUHK [8:44]: :DFDD
devo.hazz [8:44]: our dog's secret second name is Snatix
[8:44]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
TURBOT Elviss [8:44]: :D
TURBOT Elviss [8:44]: and who is suuhk?
devo.hazz [8:44]: tiny french bulldog
devo.Snatix [8:44]: this isn't a secret anymore
devo.Snatix [8:44]: thanks hazz
TURBOT Elviss [8:44]: never saw this nick before
devo.SUUHK [8:44]: dont now never heard of him
[8:44]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
TURBOT Elviss [8:44]: same
TURBOT Elviss [8:44]: :F
devo.Snatix [8:44]: never heard
[8:44]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
devo.hazz [8:44]: some newschool
devo.hazz [8:44]: dodged lan and is cheating hard
TURBOT Elviss [8:44]: lemme see if he is cheating
TURBOT Elviss [8:44]: :D
[8:44]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
devo.hazz [8:44]: sorry, I lied
devo.hazz [8:44]: he owned at lan :(
[8:44]: Match resuming in 135 seconds!
devo.SUUHK [8:44]: :o
[8:44]: Match resuming in 120 seconds!
devo.hazz [8:44]: going from one extreme to the other for no apparent reason
devo.Snatix [8:44]: he carried his team to their doom at lan
devo.hazz [8:44]: :D
devo.Snatix [8:44]: typical hazz
[8:44]: Match resuming in 105 seconds!
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devo.Snatix [8:44]: turbot needs more crittie and vokki btw
[8:44]: Match resuming in 75 seconds!
TURBOT Swanidius [8:44]: gg
[8:44]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
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devo.Snatix [8:44]: hf
[8:44]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
devo.hazz [8:44]: why is it that every time I turn on music, the match starts
[8:44]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
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TURBOT Elviss [8:44]: u2
[8:44]: FIGHT!
[8:28]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
TURBOT Swanidius [8:28]: :D
devo.Snatix [8:28]: WOW
devo.SUUHK [8:28]: :XD
devo.SUUHK [8:28]: :XD
TURBOT Elviss [8:28]: still probs
TURBOT Swanidius [8:28]: STILL NOT WORKING
devo.Snatix [8:28]: much fun
[8:28]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
devo.Snatix [8:28]: you don't need him to win, 2v3 is enough
TURBOT Elviss [8:28]: not like now
TURBOT Swanidius [8:28]: where is h2o when needed
[8:28]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
TURBOT Elviss [8:28]: im fucking bad
TURBOT Elviss [8:28]: 8D
devo.SUUHK [8:28]: :XD
[8:28]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
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[8:28]: FIGHT!
[4:09]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 5:50
TURBOT Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
devo.hazz [Countdown]: I'm Ryydman
TURBOT Swanidius [5:06]: :D!
TURBOT Swanidius [4:16]: VITTU
[4:06]: The Doors are opening!!
[3:50]: Main blast door opening!
[3:41]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[3:41]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
devo.SUUHK [1:55]: :XD
devo.SUUHK [1:54]: :XD
devo.SUUHK [1:54]: :XD
devo.Snatix [1:47]: gg
[1:46]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 4:04 (original: 5:50)
devo.Snatix [Intermission]: cant kill anyone
devo.Snatix [Intermission]: :d
TURBOT mENACE [11:46]: :D?
[10:47]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:44]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[10:15]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:28]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[9:21]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[8:47]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
TURBOT mENACE [8:10]: MadCuzBad?
TURBOT mENACE [7:07]: im so uselesss
[7:04]: The Tank has been damaged!
[6:46]: Axis have returned the objective!
TURBOT mENACE [4:21]: trust me im playing with dell mouse
TURBOT Swanidius [4:05]: Xd
devo.SUUHK [3:34]: :XD
[2:42]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[1:38]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:21
devo.Snatix [Intermission]: gg
TURBOT Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
[9:55]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:24]: The Tank has been repaired!
[7:21]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[6:51]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[6:04]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[5:50]: The Tank has been damaged!
[5:40]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
TURBOT Swanidius [5:11]: Xd
[5:06]: The Tank has been repaired!
[4:57]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[4:48]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[4:45]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:38]: The Tank has been damaged!
TURBOT Swanidius [3:48]: Xd
devo.Snatix [3:05]: nice cheats
devo.Snatix [3:04]: cu lan
TURBOT Swanidius [2:29]: XD
[1:42]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[1:22]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
TURBOT Swanidius [1:00]: MORE MAPS
TURBOT Swanidius [0:59]: GOOD
[0:24]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 9:57 (original: 10:21)
devo.hazz [Warmup]: hmm
devo.hazz [Warmup]: sexual disease
devo.hazz [Warmup]: I'm thirsty
devo.hazz [Warmup]: someone wanna get me water?
TURBOT mENACE [Warmup]: :D?
devo.hazz [Warmup]: seriously... I've been whining all day that I'm hungry or thirsty but nothing happens
devo.Snatix [Warmup]: just pee'd, sorry
devo.hazz [Warmup]: living alone sucks
TURBOT Swanidius [Warmup]: i played better at lan
devo.hazz [Warmup]: god forbid I should do something myself
TURBOT Swanidius [Warmup]: much better to play there
TURBOT mENACE [Warmup]: ye
TURBOT mENACE [Warmup]: have to agree
TURBOT mENACE [Countdown]: skilldrop is real
TURBOT Elviss [Countdown]: 8D
devo.Snatix [11:57]: swanigod playing with you
[11:51]: TURBOT mENACEcalled a vote.
[11:49]: *** Match Reset! ***
[11:49]: Vote passed!
devo.Snatix [Warmup]: aaaand it begins
TURBOT Swanidius [Warmup]: i heard kurwa
TURBOT mENACE [Warmup]: swani spawned back
TURBOT Swanidius [Countdown]: No im not kurwa
TURBOT Swanidius [Countdown]: im kurwittu
devo.SUUHK [Countdown]: kurwo
devo.hazz [Countdown]: menace had a bad spawntime
devo.Snatix [Countdown]: 3rd at lan
devo.Snatix [11:58]: never forget
TURBOT Elviss [11:45]: xddd
[11:16]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
TURBOT mENACE [11:15]: :D?
TURBOT mENACE [11:14]: :D?
TURBOT mENACE [11:14]: :D?
[10:55]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:52]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[10:28]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[10:27]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[10:20]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
TURBOT Swanidius [10:16]: Xd
TURBOT Swanidius [10:02]: XdDDD
TURBOT Swanidius [9:59]: ei mee ny hyvi
[9:53]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:43]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
TURBOT mENACE [9:42]: :D?
TURBOT mENACE [9:42]: :D?
TURBOT mENACE [9:42]: :D?
TURBOT mENACE [9:42]: :D?
[9:39]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[9:32]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
TURBOT Swanidius [9:17]: xD
TURBOT Swanidius [9:16]: wtf
TURBOT Swanidius [9:13]: triples all over
devo.hazz [9:12]: good aimbot day
devo.hazz [9:08]: and it was only a double
devo.Snatix [9:00]: triple with me
[8:44]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[8:22]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
TURBOT Swanidius [8:22]: tää menee iha vituis XD
devo.Snatix [8:22]: suuk can't use weapons anymore
devo.Snatix [8:22]: LOL
devo.Snatix [8:22]: gg
[8:22]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
TURBOT mENACE [8:22]: reset pc
[8:22]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
TURBOT Swanidius [8:22]: we can reset the map
[8:22]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
devo.Snatix [8:22]: yes let's reset match
[8:22]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[8:22]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
devo.SUUHK [8:22]: lets see
[8:22]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
devo.hazz [8:22]: sounds fair
[8:22]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
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[8:22]: FIGHT!
TURBOT mENACE [6:46]: :D?
TURBOT mENACE [6:45]: :D?
[6:30]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[5:02]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[5:01]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[4:48]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
TURBOT mENACE [3:57]: :D?
TURBOT Swanidius [2:02]: XD
TURBOT mENACE [2:00]: :D?
TURBOT Swanidius [2:00]: KUYRWA
[1:27]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:32
TURBOT Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
devo.SUUHK [9:34]: my cfg is fucked
TURBOT Swanidius [8:51]: ei vittu oikeesti
TURBOT mENACE [8:49]: :D?
TURBOT mENACE [8:48]: :D?
TURBOT mENACE [8:48]: :D?
[8:46]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
devo.Snatix [8:43]: no way
[8:25]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
TURBOT Swanidius [8:13]: LOL
devo.SUUHK [8:10]: :XD
[8:07]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[7:48]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
TURBOT mENACE [6:52]: ggs
devo.hazz [6:44]: oh c'mon :<
devo.hazz [6:42]: we can play 1 more map
TURBOT mENACE [6:32]: not with this mouse
devo.hazz [6:30]: oh
TURBOT mENACE [6:28]: buy me new one
devo.SUUHK [6:06]: cant even pick up a weapon
devo.SUUHK [6:01]: nor open doors
TURBOT Swanidius [4:25]: LÄSKI
TURBOT Swanidius [4:23]: NIIN LÄSKI ÄIKKÄ
TURBOT Swanidius [4:20]: ijäiä
[4:09]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[4:08]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
devo.SUUHK [3:31]: :XD
devo.SUUHK [3:31]: :XD
TURBOT mENACE [3:31]: ggs boys
devo.SUUHK [3:30]: :XD
[3:30]: TURBOT mENACE disconnected
TURBOT Elviss [3:27]: XD
TURBOT Swanidius [3:19]: omat meni iha jumii ku purit dynyn
TURBOT Swanidius [3:04]: ei toivottu siitä enää koskaa
TURBOT Swanidius [2:35]: let me do piruettes
devo.Snatix [2:28]: let's do it together
devo.Snatix [2:27]: no shooting
[1:57]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
devo.Snatix [1:52]: nice tactic
devo.Snatix [1:51]: like troie
TURBOT Swanidius [1:50]: XD
TURBOT Swanidius [1:47]: xD
[1:26]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[1:25]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[1:24]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[1:22]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
devo.Snatix [1:08]: nice offi
[1:07]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[1:06]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
devo.Snatix [1:05]: such professional
[1:03]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
TURBOT Swanidius [0:45]: varsinaista
[0:38]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[0:20]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[0:19]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[0:17]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
devo.hazz [0:06]: bitch
TURBOT Swanidius [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (10:32)
devo.Snatix [Intermission]: ggs
TURBOT Elviss [Intermission]: ggs
[Intermission]: TURBOT Swanidius disconnected
TURBOT Elviss [Intermission]: :P
TURBOT Elviss [Intermission]: thanks4game
[Intermission]: devo.Snatix disconnected
[Intermission]: TURBOT Elviss disconnected

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