WHEELCHAIRCREW vs PERMADOUCHE (2464 views)

us Howleezy
us candy
ca A|G
us Estacyy
us Sl!ck
us Toadvine
ca Dyansty
us true
us ipod
ca Emz
03.06.17 06:15 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth ^J[^P&^J]isco 99 kills
Killing Spree [D]ynster 6 frags without being killed
Accountant [&]Sl!ck 138% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! ^J[^P&^J]isco 29 gibs
...and stay dead! [^Bt]rue 44% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning [&]Sl!ck 82 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! [D]ynster 49 SPAM kills
Fragstealer ^J[^P&^J]isco 162 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! [&]Howleezy 229 damage per frag
What objective? [&]Sl!ck 623 XP
Red Shirt ^J[^P&^J]isco 103 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? ^M[&^M]remsleep 8 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore [&]Sl!ck 152 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut ^J[^P&^J]isco 7 team kills
Gingerbread man ^J[^P&^J]isco 37 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
[T]oadvinE61352609918013110803120535420/23/1254/454/1318012248
[D]ynster763417910220252312775123049780/014/921/6149/1216211866
[I]pod713787510018632714169124385110/08/948/5021/1018911746
[E]mile7043655791906229523109693262/02/1051/366/1517313935
[^Bt]rue623326310128021411309140072640/015/1237/6113/1318013948
[t]681839332481103817117585796177126212/042/12211/6193/1317712747
^J[^P&^J]isco9443099103292737157681007910790/037/1026/3942/191599655
[&]Howleezy6932055801301229395116265760/01/750/374/1917114555
^M[&^M]remsleep5233351989011510012133852710/02/746/584/2219613738
^P[&^P]A|G59374579612072311385133065970/05/650/499/2120013946
[&]Sl!ck138623946826021415211101832620/07/1282/296/1416215047
[&]80208035644589218111617715857927850/052/12254/2965/1417813346
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[T]oadvinE727413185001017722201490/01/012/70/1////KK/KDK//DDDDK/KKK/KDKKKK/DD
[D]ynster616713214013274325151640/00/09/165/3K/KDDDK/DDKKDDKKXDKKDDKDTDDDDD/KKDKD
[I]pod848316194129259919402710/04/05/78/2DK/K/KTSK//KTDK/DKD/KKDKKK/KDKKKDD/D/
[E]mile85831214500323712140180/00/012/100/3KDKDKKDXKDKKD/DKDXKDDK//KKDD
[^Bt]rue8754141680012455240200/05/16/143/0DKDKDKDKDDKDDKKKDDKDKDKKDK/KDD
[t]78361688826132611940111985020/010/144/5416/9
^J[^P&^J]isco1009019199017296425101630/01/416/63/2/K/DKDKKDKT/DKDKKDKDDKKK//KKD/DKD/KDKKK
[&]Howleezy3855513200213102318540/00/25/70/1DKDK//DKDDKDKDDDDD
^M[&^M]remsleep66711421500319812640880/00/113/151/2KK/DDKDKDDDKD/KK/KDDDKDDKKDKDKDDDKD
^P[&^P]A|G2657519000522412580180/00/15/110/2/DDK//DKDDD/DKDDDKDD/KDD
[&]Sl!ck1201411815700227021892720/00/216/62/6/KDDDD/DXKKKDKKDKKKKDKKKDDKDDDKKKK
[&]70414618723011911198119403950/01/1055/456/13

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[T]oadvinE4282819400322112172680/10/18/120/3/DDDDK/KD/DDKDKDDDDKDDKDKXKD
[D]ynster2351417100313272587540/00/04/130/0DDDK/D//KDDDDDKKDDDDD
[I]pod8477161911042669267700/02/014/120/2DKDKK/KKD/KKDDK/DK/DKDKDDDKDKKDDKKS
[E]mile70841217101418162102311/01/010/101/3K/DKKDKKD/KDKK/DKDKDKDDDDDK/TD
[^Bt]rue35417204003129821241080/05/10/122/3/DDKK//DDDKDKDKKDDKDDDDDDDD
[t]5133547921111179321116622611/18/236/593/11
^J[^P&^J]isco665212183015222816281010/00/210/123/0D/KKDDKD/DD/KXKDDK/DKDKTKD/KDKKD
[&]Howleezy1388018133005236318561120/01/113/73/3K//KKDXD/K/KDDKDKDKKXKDKKKKKX/KKKD
^M[&^M]remsleep6961913100419552176760/00/28/71/0K//DKDK/DDKDKDKK/DDDKK
^P[&^P]A|G937214153026219520111140/01/112/73/1/DKTDDDKDTK/K/KKDDKDK/KKK/KK/KD
[&]Sl!ck1901252111401329211650140/00/219/62/0KKK/KDKKKDKK/KDKKKKDDKTK/KKDKKDKD
[&]11139074701404231166293214170/02/862/3912/4
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[T]oadvinE30417231008142922721880/00/17/60/8//D/DD//KDK/DDDDKKKDDDD/K/DDDK
[D]ynster55541120200422502958720/01/38/132/0DDKDK//DDDKDKKDDK/KDDDDDKDK/DKK
[I]pod2933517420515191694180/00/12/73/2S/DDK/DDDK/DSKDDDD/KK/
[E]mile4779919400614402548540/00/39/70/3K/DDK/KD/K/DDDKDDKD/DKK/KDDD
[^Bt]rue3950923300319332822520/04/52/143/1DD/KDDDDK/KDDDKDDDKDKKDDDDK/DDKD
[t]40257411021420268571122943840/05/1328/478/14
^J[^P&^J]isco11691211830111301811582740/09/10/513/1/K/K/T/K/K/KKKD/KDK//KD/KKKKDKD/KKKKKDKD
[&]Howleezy725913183009162620091670/00/013/70/3KKDK/D/KDDKX/DD/KK/DKK//K/KK/DKD
^M[&^M]remsleep85731214100320701959180/01/211/70/2/DKKDKKK/KDKDKDDDKK/KDDDKD
^P[&^P]A|G627210163017221719391510/01/08/82/2/K/KK/KX/TDKKD/K/KKDDKD/DDDD
[&]Sl!ck200128189600433631506540/02/215/11/2KKDKKD/DKK/KKKDKKKK/K/KKKKD
[&]10742374751602341229485716640/013/547/2816/10

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[T]oadvinE100431010000315711474360/11/39/50/0KK/DKDKDKKDK/K/KDDXKXD
[D]ynster623410164126155513283600/01/20/711/1DK/KT/KDD/KXDDKD//K/KKDKDKDTS
[I]pod100581212201421891716960/00/29/54/1K/DKK/KTKDKD/D/DDKKDKKKKD
[E]mile876578302311641313791/01/36/21/1X/KKDKD//DKKDKKTTD
[^Bt]rue725281130051636150000/00/18/30/3K/K/KKD/DD/K/KKDDKDX
[t]842524757121521811573315711/13/1132/2216/6
^J[^P&^J]isco735211152025207915812370/07/10/76/4KDDKXDK//KDDKKKT/XDDKDDK/T/KDK
[&]Howleezy22322930049711219360/00/02/40/2DDDDK/X/KD//
^M[&^M]remsleep333741210119991671350/00/05/100/3DDDDDDDTKD/XKDKDDKX
^P[&^P]A|G60429150023152819481190/01/18/62/6/DKKDDKK/KDDDDDDTKDKDKKXD/T
[&]Sl!ck75799124013175416961040/03/17/50/3DTK//KKKDK/KDDKDDKDDDK
[&]532423563100616733181155310/011/322/328/18
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[T]oadvinE836315185015213322911830/00/712/64/0D/KDDDKKDKDDK//TDKKDKKKD/DKDDKKKK/
[D]ynster1708629178115343718342140/08/20/622/5/KDKKSDKKKDKKKKKKDKK/KKDK/KTKXDKDKK/KDKKKDDKXKK/D
[I]pod786615194105256023601260/02/211/102/2DKK//KKKKDKKDKDDD/KDD/DDK/KDKKXKSDD
[E]mile7081710202214251511750/00/17/32/5DKDDKDXK/D/KKDDKTTKD
[^Bt]rue78741519500225033130180/01/310/134/1DK/KDDDKDDKKDDKKDKDDKDKKDK/DDKKDKD
[t]96370818324241912058111266160/011/1540/3834/13
^J[^P&^J]isco1009121217225341819082360/013/10/710/6TK//KDKDKKDDKK/KKKKKDST/DKKDKDDKKDKDKDDK/KDS
[&]Howleezy4652715200114252153540/00/37/40/7DDDDDKDKDDKDDDDKKD/DKK
^M[&^M]remsleep3759924100119003202360/01/26/112/12XDDDDDDDKDDDDKDXKKDDKDKDDDKKK/DDDDD
^P[&^P]A|G3872718300015502853900/00/16/101/7KKDKDDKDDDDKDDKDDDDDKDDDD
[&]Sl!ck150921812400028331942180/01/417/60/2KKDKKKKDDKDKDDKKKDKKDKDKDKDKDK
[&]7436662901722711126120584340/015/1136/3813/34

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[T]oadvinE6349711300216871643180/01/06/90/1XKKDKDDD/DDD/KDKDKK
[D]ynster1094912111012146310821140/04/20/69/3KKDKD/KXKXDDKDKKKDTDK/DKKD
[I]pod7861111431002633205100/00/47/94/1DKDDKKKDKDDKKDSKDKKXDDDDKD
[E]mile7244811401413071355690/00/37/42/0DTDDDKKD/KDKK//DK/KK
[^Bt]rue83611012502014842029860/00/111/51/5DKDKKDTTDDDDKDKKDKKDDDKK
[t]81264485916148857481602870/05/1031/3316/10
^J[^P&^J]isco125541512500420611294680/07/10/27/6KXKKDKKDKKD/KD/KDKDKKKK//DKD
[&]Howleezy834210120011170020711530/00/110/81/3DDKDDDKKKXTKDDKDKKK/DKDD
^M[&^M]remsleep2132314000311071737180/00/03/80/3D/DDDKD/DDDDKDK/D
^P[&^P]A|G925912133022165419751050/02/211/71/3KDTDKDKKKDTKXK/KDDKDK/KDKDDD
[&]Sl!ck1115810910021638149700/01/18/51/1KK/KKDKKKDDKDDK/DKD
[&]86245506090312816085743440/010/532/3010/16

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Player Chats
[&]Howleezy [Countdown]: 1 2 3 wheelchair!
^P[&^P]A|G [Countdown]: WHEELCHAIR
[I]pod [Countdown]: :
[I]pod [Countdown]: :D
[13:07]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[12:48]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[12:11]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[12:06]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[11:24]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[11:12]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:17]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[^Bt]rue [9:52]: wtf
[^Bt]rue [9:47]: right on eng's head
[9:24]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[9:02]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
[8:51]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[8:29]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[8:24]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[8:22]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[8:09]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
^J[^P&^J]isco [6:53]: epic lag
[5:48]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:11
[T]oadvinE [Intermission]: ASS
[&]Howleezy [Intermission]: 9/11
[&]Sl!ck [Intermission]: LMAO
[&]Sl!ck [Intermission]: gotcha Toad
[T]oadvinE [Intermission]: 9/11 all over again
^J[^P&^J]isco [Warmup]: i only gib on ettv
^P[&^P]A|G [Warmup]: xD
[T]oadvinE [Warmup]: pistol whip slick, insta boner
[&]Sl!ck [Warmup]: lol
[&]Sl!ck [Warmup]: i got naded
^J[^P&^J]isco [Warmup]: ;LOPL
^J[^P&^J]isco [Warmup]: U GOT TRIPLED
[&]Sl!ck [Warmup]: thats my excuse
^J[^P&^J]isco [Warmup]: PID
[7:57]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:31]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:11]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[7:10]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[6:23]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:18]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:37]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[5:34]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[5:14]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[4:08]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[3:24]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
^J[^P&^J]isco [3:22]: lucky as fuck
[3:22]: The Allies have activated the crane!
^J[^P&^J]isco [3:21]: ohly shit
^J[^P&^J]isco [3:17]: 10 hits on that body
[3:09]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[^Bt]rue [3:05]: ...
[^Bt]rue [3:03]: waited like 7 seconds
[1:12]: afk disconnected
[0:57]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 8:14 (original: 9:11)
[T]oadvinE [Intermission]: ass alert
^J[^P&^J]isco [Warmup]: 10 BULLET DEAD BODY NO GIB ALERT
[D]ynster [Warmup]: i will watch the replayt
[I]pod [Warmup]: STACY RUP
[I]pod [9:36]: =D
[I]pod [6:33]: lol
[&]Sl!ck [6:29]: ASSHOLEEEEE
[6:07]: The Doors are opening!!
[5:18]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[5:18]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:22]: (*) hanS connected
[1:49]: Main blast door opening!
[1:39]: Main blast door closing!
^J[^P&^J]isco [1:27]: rwtf LOL
^J[^P&^J]isco [0:54]: wtf are u doing
^J[^P&^J]isco [0:53]: lol
[0:49]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:10
[D]ynster [Intermission]: killlingu
afk [Intermission]: slick
[&]Sl!ck [Intermission]: wazzzzzzup
afk [Intermission]: u fault
[&]Sl!ck [Warmup]: lol i know
[I]pod [Warmup]: PRESS F3 UNLESS YOU'RE SCARED!!!
[I]pod [Warmup]: PRESS F3 UNLESS YOU'RE SCARED!!!
[I]pod [Warmup]: PRESS F3 UNLESS YOU'RE SCARED!!!
[I]pod [Warmup]: PRESS F3 UNLESS YOU'RE SCARED!!!
[I]pod [Warmup]: PRESS F3 UNLESS YOU'RE SCARED!!!
[I]pod [Warmup]: PRESS F3 UNLESS YOU'RE SCARED!!!
[I]pod [Warmup]: PRESS F3 UNLESS YOU'RE SCARED!!!
[I]pod [Warmup]: PRESS F3 UNLESS YOU'RE SCARED!!!
[I]pod [Warmup]: ag r iup
[6:24]: The Doors are opening!!
[5:46]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[5:46]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[&]Howleezy [5:29]: idiot
[I]pod [5:25]: lmfao
[4:02]: Main blast door opening!
[3:35]: Main blast door closing!
[2:50]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 6:19 (original: 9:10)
^J[^P&^J]isco [Intermission]: no better way to decide this than our home map delivery
[I]pod [Intermission]: OUR TAGS ARE TOO SIMILAR
[I]pod [Intermission]: ITS FUCKING ANNOYING
[&]Howleezy [Intermission]: rofl
[T]oadvinE [Intermission]: lol
^P[&^P]A|G [Intermission]: lol
[I]pod [Warmup]: PRESS F3 UNLESS YOU'RE SCARED!!!
[I]pod [Warmup]: PRESS F3 UNLESS YOU'RE SCARED!!!
[I]pod [Warmup]: PRESS F3 UNLESS YOU'RE SCARED!!!
[I]pod [Warmup]: PRESS F3 UNLESS YOU'RE SCARED!!!
[I]pod [Warmup]: ag rup
[D]ynster [Countdown]: AG
^P[&^P]A|G [Countdown]: YEAH ?
[D]ynster [Countdown]: hi
^P[&^P]A|G [Countdown]: hi
[11:12]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[11:04]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
^P[&^P]A|G [10:58]: xD
[D]ynster [9:19]: that was a lot of kills
[D]ynster [9:18]: :D
[8:25]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[8:25]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[8:22]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[^Bt]rue [7:51]: wtf
[7:43]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[7:27]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:22]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:20]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[^Bt]rue [7:09]: fuck off with that rnade
[6:59]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:56]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[6:41]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[6:41]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:36]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:25]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[6:24]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[6:03]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:43]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[5:21]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:03]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[4:44]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[4:26]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[4:23]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:07]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:05]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[3:05]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:54
[&]Howleezy [Intermission]: strategy over skill
[E]mile [Intermission]: :D
[E]mile [Intermission]: =)
[E]mile [Intermission]: :)
^P[&^P]A|G [Intermission]: wheelchairs
[&]Sl!ck [Warmup]: lol
[Countdown]: (*) hanS connected
[8:10]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[8:04]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[8:03]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[T]oadvinE [7:57]: lol
[^Bt]rue [7:39]: wut
[^Bt]rue [7:35]: how did that do 100 damage
[5:18]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[5:18]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[5:16]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:02]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:57]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[4:35]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
^J[^P&^J]isco [4:35]: lol
^J[^P&^J]isco [4:33]: are u serious ipod
^J[^P&^J]isco [4:29]: makes 0 fucking sense
[4:28]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[4:23]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:06]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[4:02]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:59]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[^Bt]rue [3:47]: like wtf
[3:11]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[3:10]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:48]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[2:42]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:36]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[2:29]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[2:08]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[2:03]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[2:03]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 6:51 (original: 8:54)
[^Bt]rue [Intermission]: fuckin rnade so stupid on this map
[T]oadvinE [Intermission]: ezpz
^J[^P&^J]isco [Intermission]: nades are stupiod on this map
[D]ynster [Intermission]: fucking rnde
[^Bt]rue [Intermission]: just blind shoot whenever you want
[I]pod [Intermission]: we can play more for fun
[^Bt]rue [Intermission]: and hit me
^J[^P&^J]isco [Intermission]: u won the entire map off of 1 nade in room
[T]oadvinE [Intermission]: lol
^J[^P&^J]isco [Intermission]: lol

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