30 seconds to MARS vs Ratkiriemukkaat neekerit (2704 views)

ro Damon
be chry
nl GiZmOoO
fi Swanidius
fi vokki
fi latee
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth chry #30stm 40 kills
Killing Spree GiZmOoO #30stm 8 frags without being killed
Accountant GiZmOoO #30stm 130% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! GiZmOoO #30stm 10 gibs
...and stay dead! GiZmOoO #30stm 26% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning rrN late :D! 33 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! chry #30stm 10 SPAM kills
Fragstealer damonje #30stm 148 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! GiZmOoO #30stm 355 damage per frag
What objective? GiZmOoO #30stm 311 XP
Red Shirt rrN jake 49 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? rrN Swanidius 9 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore damonje #30stm 201 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut chry #30stm 1 team kills
Gingerbread man damonje #30stm 12 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
chry #30stm98272404110017696247011330/01/130/3210/117411576
GiZmOoO #30stm13031139301000775095563720/00/033/235/119318585
damonje #30stm9525936387001254646600830/04/030/252/115217445
#30stm10684211510927012619935168642880/05/093/2517/117315865
rrN Swanidius652313148600756137173540/00/231/330/518114939
rrN late :D!892383438500766396586860/00/133/271/319517366
rrN jake362141849110546126176560/01/215/322/925612428
rrN 616838313512101916864199351960/01/279/323/921114948
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
chry #30stm6238581001684737180/00/04/71/0KDDKD/KKDDDKD
GiZmOoO #30stm332913100286240200/00/00/10/0K/D/
damonje #30stm12532542002498660180/00/04/21/0KK/DKK/DK
#30stm73991115400520441799360/00/08/102/0
rrN Swanidius502036000196483600/00/03/30/1DKDKDD/KD
rrN late :D!10017330001286556680/00/03/20/0KDDK/K
rrN jake801745000154965200/00/04/30/1DDKKDKK/D
rrN 77541014000317992044680/00/010/80/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
chry #30stm1663353300167352900/00/04/21/0DK/KKKKD
GiZmOoO #30stm802445100190489900/00/04/40/0KDDKDK/KD
damonje #30stm333451030002101595400/03/07/10/0KKKK/KDKK/KKK
#30stm193102191140042592238200/03/015/71/0
rrN Swanidius403425100067375900/00/12/40/0KDDDDKD
rrN late :D!6623461001104094300/00/14/40/0DDKK/KDDDK
rrN jake112819000066989000/00/11/70/1DKDDDDDDDD
rrN 398572020012382259200/00/37/150/1
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
chry #30stm951161920401435012480470/00/116/144/1KDKKKKKKD/DKDKDKDK/DKDKKKDT/KKDDDDD/KKDD
GiZmOoO #30stm1501662114500436832685540/00/019/102/1DKKKKDDDD/KKKKDDK/KKXKK/KKKKKKDK/KDD
damonje #30stm701291420200724203266650/01/013/120/1DKK/KKDDDDKDKDDKKKK/DKD/KD/KK//D/D
#30stm1054115454110115960484311660/01/148/366/3
rrN Swanidius621141524400523073327180/00/115/160/2KKDDDDDKDKKKD/KDKDKKDK/DD/DDDDKDDDK/K/K
rrN late :D!93149151630013868318200/00/014/151/0DDDDKKKKKKDDKKDKDDKDD/DDDKKKDKK
rrN jake37135924100422563095380/01/06/162/4KDDDDKDDDKKDDDDDDDDK/DK/DK/KDDDK/
rrN 6439839648001084319604560/01/135/473/6

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
chry #30stm11085111020012104955680/01/06/94/0DDDDDDKDKKKKDKKDK/KKK
GiZmOoO #30stm16292138300020601577180/00/010/83/0DKDKKKKKKKDDKDKDKDKKD
damonje #30stm635371130011531172000/00/06/101/0DKD/KDDDKDKKDKDKDD
#30stm1122303129800256954252860/01/022/278/0
rrN Swanidius84631113100116692251360/00/011/100/2K/KKDKDKDDKKDDDKDDKKDDDK
rrN late :D!92491213100414451905180/00/012/60/3K/KDK/KDKDK/DKKDDKDKDKDK/
rrN jake3634411010011381539180/00/14/60/3KDDDDKSDKDKDDDD
rrN 711462737210542525695720/00/127/220/8

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Player Chats
chry #30stm [Warmup]: gogo
damonje #30stm [Warmup]: rup
GiZmOoO #30stm [Warmup]: go?
rrN Swanidius [Countdown]: he is medidationer?!
[11:22]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[11:09]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[10:45]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[10:45]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[10:44]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[10:35]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[10:13]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[9:55]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:55]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[9:26]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:22]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[9:22]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 2:37
rrN Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
[1:52]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[1:52]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[1:28]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[0:43]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[0:43]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[0:39]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:21]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:21]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
chry #30stm [0:11]: iojdsfids
chry #30stm [0:09]: lol
rrN Swanidius [0:06]: Xd
chry #30stm [0:04]: couldnt hit you anymore
chry #30stm [Intermission]: fucking wall
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (2:37)
rrN Swanidius [Intermission]: I know that feeling
rrN Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
[11:36]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:33]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[11:20]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[11:20]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[11:20]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[11:20]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[11:20]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[11:20]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[11:20]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[11:20]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[11:20]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[11:20]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[11:20]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[11:20]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[11:20]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[11:20]: FIGHT!
[10:53]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:31]: The Tank has been damaged!
[10:27]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:22]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[10:16]: viSual, outlAw connected
[10:11]: viSual,- blade connected
viSual, outlAw [10:07]: oops
rrN Swanidius [9:56]: sup
rrN Swanidius [9:55]: :d
viSual, outlAw [9:51]: fine u my man
[9:44]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
rrN Swanidius [9:42]: great fun
[9:40]: The Tank has been damaged!
viSual, outlAw [9:35]: score?
damonje #30stm [9:31]: 2-0
damonje #30stm [9:30]: US
damonje #30stm [9:29]: atm
viSual, outlAw [9:26]: slowbobs
damonje #30stm [9:19]: tryin our best m8
damonje #30stm [9:19]: xd
[8:57]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
viSual, outlAw [8:53]: kom op paultje laat is wat zien
[8:50]: The Tank has been repaired!
GiZmOoO #30stm [8:38]: haha gaat m niet worden
[8:16]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:04]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:01]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:54]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[7:51]: The Tank has been damaged!
[6:15]: viSual, ipod 150PING connected
viSual, outlAw [5:59]: homo
[5:56]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
viSual, ipod 150PING [5:47]: xd
[5:39]: oxid.stRay DH connected
viSual, outlAw [5:15]: go away stray
oxid.stRay DH [5:11]: noooooo
[5:09]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
viSual,- blade [5:09]: outlaw
viSual, outlAw [5:06]: blade
viSual,- blade [5:02]: play sd against homos ?
viSual, outlAw [4:51]: hmmm dno
viSual, ipod 150PING [4:47]: ye man i dont wannwa watch this cancer
oxid.stRay DH [4:46]: take deli
viSual, outlAw [4:46]: i think they gonna fh
viSual, outlAw [4:36]: 3:0
[4:34]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
viSual, outlAw [4:00]: ok lets play
viSual, outlAw [3:58]: same server
oxid.stRay DH [3:54]: ?
viSual, outlAw [3:48]: blade say
oxid.stRay DH [3:46]: is it a 3-0
viSual,- blade [3:45]: nah
viSual, outlAw [3:43]: lets play vs these homos
oxid.stRay DH [3:42]: if they fullhold?
viSual, outlAw [3:36]: i assume u are the homo here
rrN Swanidius [3:29]: shut ur hole homo
rrN Swanidius [3:27]: :D
viSual, ipod 150PING [3:10]: idd stray instead of playing et why dont u go fix cup
[1:46]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
viSual, ipod 150PING [1:25]: rofl
viSual, ipod 150PING [1:22]: why do people always do this shit
viSual, ipod 150PING [1:17]: and start winning last sec
viSual, outlAw [1:15]: xD
[0:56]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
viSual, ipod 150PING [0:36]: LOL
oxid.stRay DH [0:31]: -.-
viSual, outlAw [0:31]: CHOCKE
viSual, ipod 150PING [0:27]: fuckin damon
viSual, outlAw [0:26]: CHOKE
damonje #30stm [0:24]: xddddddddddddddddd
viSual, ipod 150PING [0:23]: wp latee
[0:06]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 11:53
viSual,- blade [Intermission]: HAHAHAHAHA
viSual, outlAw [Intermission]: more exciting than LAN final
damonje #30stm [Intermission]: D
[Intermission]: fruits.Apricot connected
rrN Swanidius [Intermission]: xd
GiZmOoO #30stm [Intermission]: lol
rrN Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
fruits.Apricot [Countdown]: yo non-nerds !
fruits.Apricot [Countdown]: we are in the Ganges !
[11:28]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:44]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:41]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[8:19]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:09]: The Tank has been repaired!
[7:48]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[7:05]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
damonje #30stm [6:38]: gg
[5:34]: viSual, ipod 150PING disconnected
GiZmOoO #30stm [5:23]: gg
[5:19]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
rrN late :D! [Intermission]: ggs
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 6:34 (original: 11:53)
[Intermission]: damonje #30stm disconnected
[Intermission]: GiZmOoO #30stm disconnected
[Intermission]: rrN late :D! disconnected
[Intermission]: rrN Swanidius disconnected
[Intermission]: viSual,- blade disconnected
[Intermission]: chry #30stm disconnected

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