harambe.et vs Steroids (5760 views)
Abj BloOdje
mENACE
jinosta meehow
PlAyer 
ipod Sem
bobika outlAw detdet
simon 
26.11.17 21:15 CET
| Awards | awarded to | for |
| Lady Macbeth | ROIDS linda | 138 kills |
| Killing Spree | iOWNBloOdje:O) | 8 frags without being killed |
| Accountant | ROIDS linda | 111% kills/killed ratio |
| He's dead, Jim! | iOWNMt.Grace:[ | 42 gibs |
| ...and stay dead! | iOWNMt.Grace:[ | 43% gibs/kill |
| Lead Poisoning | ROIDS linda | 116 SMG kills |
| Spammity spam spam! | ROIDS detdet | 54 SPAM kills |
| Fragstealer | ROIDS IPODDIGIT | 88 damage per frag |
| Die! Damn you, Die! | iOWNmeehow | 243 damage per frag |
| What objective? | iOWNJinosta:o) | 834 XP |
| Red Shirt | iOWNmENACEEEE:) | 146 deaths |
| Are these pliers sharp? | ROIDS SUUHK | 14 deaths without fragging |
| Med Pack Whore | iOWNMt.Grace:[ | 182 damage per death |
| Eyes Wide Shut | iOWNmENACEEEE:) | 7 team kills |
| Gingerbread man | ROIDS detdet | 41 /kills |
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| ROIDS detdet [Warmup]: | dear ettv this is my retirement game |
| iOWNJinosta:o) [Warmup]: | :IO |
| iOWNJinosta:o) [Warmup]: | best of luck |
| ROIDS linda [Warmup]: | the biggest nerd retires |
| ROIDS detdet [Warmup]: | will be back in 2 years |
| iOWNBloOdje:O) [Warmup]: | cu next lan |
| ROIDS SEM [Warmup]: | detdet is a marine |
| ROIDS SEM [Warmup]: | :) |
| ROIDS detdet [Warmup]: | no im not |
| ROIDS IPODDIGIT [Warmup]: | When I die, I want Sem to bury me, so he can let me down, one last time. |
| ROIDS detdet [Warmup]: | i work at mcdonalds |
| iOWNMt.Grace:[ [Warmup]: | so u will be cheating in this game? :D |
| ROIDS SEM [Warmup]: | :) |
| ROIDS detdet [Warmup]: | onlty way to go out |
| iOWNPlAyer [Warmup]: | lets go rup |
| iOWNPlAyer [Warmup]: | just rup |
| iOWNBloOdje:O) [Warmup]: | 8D |
| iOWNmeehow [Warmup]: | o ty kurwo |
| iOWNJinosta:o) [Warmup]: | REF ABUSE |
| iOWNmENACEEEE:) [Warmup]: | ? |
| ROIDS IPODDIGIT [Warmup]: | WHOOOOOOOOO |
| iOWNmeehow [Warmup]: | ref abuse |
| ROIDS SEM [Warmup]: | wow |
| iOWNJinosta:o) [Warmup]: | forfeirt |
| iOWNJinosta:o) [Warmup]: | win |
| ROIDS SEM [Warmup]: | damages are fucked |
| ROIDS detdet [Warmup]: | if we ever get to crane controls i have it binded |
| ROIDS linda [Warmup]: | stats fucked, detdet retires now |
| ROIDS IPODDIGIT [Warmup]: | outlaw afk |
| ROIDS detdet [Warmup]: | oops wrong chat |
| ROIDS linda [Warmup]: | menace |
| ROIDS linda [Warmup]: | call him |
| iOWNJinosta:o) [Warmup]: | fs |
| ROIDS linda [Countdown]: | shoutout merlin for recasting this later |
| ROIDS IPODDIGIT [Countdown]: | xd |
| ROIDS IPODDIGIT [Countdown]: | xddddddddddddddddddddd |
| iOWNJinosta:o) [14:58]: | shoutout karma |
| [14:58]: | Axis team locked from spectators by ROIDS detdet |
| [14:42]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| [11:32]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
| [11:21]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
| [10:48]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
| [10:48]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
| [9:50]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
| [9:45]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| [9:23]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
| [8:44]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
| [7:54]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall! |
| [7:13]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
| ROIDS outlAw^PBESTMERC [6:53]: | meh |
| ROIDS SUUHK [5:52]: | :XD |
| [4:54]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
| [4:53]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
| [4:40]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
| [2:16]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
| [Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 12:43 |
| iOWNmENACEEEE:) [Warmup]: | will breakeven now |
| ROIDS IPODDIGIT [Warmup]: | XD |
| ROIDS SUUHK [Warmup]: | :XD |
| ROIDS outlAw^PBESTMERC [Warmup]: | van h1z1 naar dit spel |
| ROIDS outlAw^PBESTMERC [Warmup]: | niet te doen |
| iOWNmENACEEEE:) [Warmup]: | van thuiskomen van een bruiloft |
| iOWNmENACEEEE:) [Warmup]: | niet te doen |
| iOWNJinosta:o) [Warmup]: | rup damon |
| iOWNMt.Grace:[ [Warmup]: | is it yours server ipod? |
| iOWNMt.Grace:[ [Warmup]: | no wonder why its so shit 8D |
| iOWNPlAyer [Warmup]: | rup outlaw |
| ROIDS IPODDIGIT [Warmup]: | maybe ur shit :"X |
| iOWNMt.Grace:[ [Warmup]: | no, this serv sucks ass |
| iOWNBloOdje:O) [Warmup]: | your skin color is shit |
| iOWNmENACEEEE:) [Warmup]: | xd |
| ROIDS detdet [Warmup]: | LOL |
| iOWNJinosta:o) [Warmup]: | :O |
| ROIDS IPODDIGIT [Warmup]: | bloodje looks like the auschwitz harry pottter version |
| iOWNmeehow [Warmup]: | ipod special forces |
| ROIDS SUUHK [Warmup]: | ^ |
| ROIDS SUUHK [Warmup]: | 's |
| iOWNmeehow [Warmup]: | who the fuck you are to complain about his look kurwo amerykanska |
| iOWNMt.Grace:[ [Warmup]: | go outlaw |
| ROIDS SEM [Warmup]: | meehow i got a polish coworker |
| iOWNMt.Grace:[ [Warmup]: | rupo |
| iOWNJinosta:o) [Warmup]: | GOOOOO |
| ROIDS SEM [Warmup]: | what do i say to her |
| ROIDS SEM [Warmup]: | in polish |
| ROIDS bArk [Warmup]: | meehow look like a minecraft character |
| iOWNmeehow [Warmup]: | pokaz cycki |
| ROIDS IPODDIGIT [Warmup]: | lol |
| ROIDS outlAw^PBESTMERC [Countdown]: | spilled some beer |
| ROIDS outlAw^PBESTMERC [Countdown]: | oops |
| ROIDS SEM [Countdown]: | pokaz cycki |
| ROIDS IPODDIGIT [Countdown]: | bloodje will lick it up for u |
| ROIDS SEM [Countdown]: | like that? |
| [12:29]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| [9:02]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
| [8:22]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
| [8:16]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
| [7:28]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall! |
| [7:10]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
| [6:47]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
| [6:26]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| [6:22]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
| [6:17]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
| [5:47]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
| [4:58]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
| [4:45]: | The Crane Controls have been destroyed. |
| [3:51]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
| [3:47]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
| [3:34]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
| iOWNmENACEEEE:) [2:39]: | ez |
| iOWNmeehow [2:37]: | ez |
| iOWNmeehow [2:34]: | 2stronkl |
| iOWNJinosta:o) [2:34]: | ez |
| [1:48]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
| [Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 10:55 (original: 12:43) |
| iOWNmENACEEEE:) [Countdown]: | hf |
| [14:45]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| [14:12]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
| [14:12]: | iOWNmENACEEEE:)called a vote. |
| ROIDS outlAw^PBESTMERC [14:12]: | wp meehow |
| [14:12]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
| ROIDS outlAw^PBESTMERC [14:12]: | j hebt nog tank |
| [14:12]: | Vote cancelled |
| ROIDS outlAw^PBESTMERC [14:12]: | boeiuh |
| [14:12]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
| [14:12]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
| iOWNmENACEEEE:) [14:12]: | vooruit |
| [14:12]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
| [14:12]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
| [14:12]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
| [14:12]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
| iOWNmeehow [14:12]: | dupa tam czarnuchu |
| [14:12]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
| [14:12]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
| [14:12]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
| [14:12]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
| [14:12]: | FIGHT! |
| [13:56]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
| [13:52]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| [11:21]: | ROIDS bArk disconnected |
| [11:11]: | cz connected |
| ROIDS bArk [10:53]: | yo valencia is smacking barca |
| [10:53]: | iscodisco disconnected |
| [10:12]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
| [10:12]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
| [10:12]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
| [10:12]: | ROIDS IPODDIGIT connected |
| [10:12]: | ROIDS IPODDIGIT disconnected |
| [10:12]: | ROIDS IPODDIGIT connected |
| [10:12]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
| iOWNmENACEEEE:) [10:12]: | sunlight? |
| iOWNmENACEEEE:) [10:12]: | arms sober? |
| [10:12]: | Axis team locked by iOWNJinosta:o) |
| [10:12]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
| [10:12]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
| ROIDS SEM [10:12]: | sore |
| [10:12]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
| [10:12]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
| [10:12]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
| [10:12]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
| ROIDS bArk [10:12]: | wrong wifi |
| [10:12]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
| [10:12]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
| ROIDS linda [10:12]: | arms heavy |
| [10:12]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
| [10:12]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
| [10:12]: | FIGHT! |
| ROIDS linda [10:12]: | weak spaghetti |
| [6:50]: | ROIDS IPODDIGIT timed out |
| [6:43]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
| [6:41]: | Allied team has stolen the Tank! |
| [6:04]: | Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed. |
| [5:48]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
| [5:11]: | Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed. |
| [5:01]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
| [4:37]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
| [4:31]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
| [4:14]: | Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors! |
| [4:11]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
| ROIDS detdet [4:00]: | LOL |
| [1:44]: | Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate! |
| [0:41]: | Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate! |
| [Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 14:19 |
| iOWNmENACEEEE:) [Warmup]: | izibash |
| ROIDS linda [Warmup]: | would be more fair if detdet played |
| iOWNBloOdje:O) [Warmup]: | 8D |
| iOWNmENACEEEE:) [Countdown]: | hf |
| ROIDS linda [Countdown]: | never |
| [13:47]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| ROIDS detdet [13:17]: | wtf |
| [12:41]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
| [12:38]: | Allied team has stolen the Tank! |
| [12:28]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
| [12:08]: | Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed. |
| [11:51]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
| ROIDS outlAw^PBESTMERC [11:41]: | flikker |
| ROIDS bArk [11:01]: | l;op |
| ROIDS bArk [11:00]: | LOL |
| [10:50]: | Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed. |
| iOWNJinosta:o) [10:48]: | You JUST Got KNIFED BITCH! |
| [10:24]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
| [10:20]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
| [10:11]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
| [10:03]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
| ROIDS linda [10:03]: | :D:D:D::D:D:D:D:D:D: |
| iOWNMt.Grace:[ [9:59]: | what a gay czech |
| iOWNJinosta:o) [9:55]: | everytime |
| ROIDS linda [9:54]: | shut up you fat cunt |
| iOWNJinosta:o) [9:54]: | :PPP |
| [9:52]: | Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors! |
| [9:49]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
| [9:34]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed. |
| [8:33]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed. |
| ROIDS linda [5:33]: | awec |
| [5:19]: | Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate! |
| iOWNmENACEEEE:) [4:26]: | knew it |
| ROIDS bArk [4:24]: | xd |
| iOWNmENACEEEE:) [3:58]: | tails |
| ROIDS SEM [3:40]: | fuck off jinosta |
| iOWNJinosta:o) [3:37]: | :P |
| [3:24]: | Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate! |
| [Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 10:54 (original: 14:19) |
| ROIDS detdet [Warmup]: | basically an immigrant |
| ROIDS SEM [Warmup]: | tired of doing what |
| ROIDS detdet [Warmup]: | hearing your ugly bvoice |
| ROIDS detdet [Warmup]: | boom roasted |
| ROIDS bArk [Warmup]: | 6th needs to go soon |
| ROIDS bArk [Warmup]: | r up |
| ROIDS bArk [Warmup]: | PRESS F3 UNLESS YOU'RE SCARED !!!!!!!!!!!! |
| ROIDS bArk [Warmup]: | PRESS F3 UNLESS YOU'RE SCARED !!!!!!!!!!!! |
| ROIDS bArk [Warmup]: | PRESS F3 UNLESS YOU'RE SCARED !!!!!!!!!!!! |
| iOWNJinosta:o) [Warmup]: | k back |
| ROIDS bArk [Warmup]: | PRESS F3 UNLESS YOU'RE SCARED !!!!!!!!!!!! |
| iOWNJinosta:o) [Warmup]: | rip kitty |
| [Countdown]: | Vote FAILED! (Start Match ) |
| [14:58]: | Allies team locked from spectators by ROIDS detdet |
| [14:29]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
| [14:28]: | The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker! |
| [14:26]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
| [13:59]: | The side door has been destroyed! |
| [13:55]: | The Wooden Barrier has been constructed. |
| [13:48]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed. |
| [13:44]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| [13:31]: | The main gate has been destroyed! |
| [9:08]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
| [9:07]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
| [9:07]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
| [9:07]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
| ROIDS outlAw^PBESTMERC [9:08]: | seems he has no needles left |
| [9:07]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
| ROIDS outlAw^PBESTMERC [9:07]: | Kappa |
| [9:07]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
| [9:07]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
| [9:07]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
| iOWNJinosta:o) [9:07]: | :DDDD |
| [9:07]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
| iOWNJinosta:o) [9:07]: | ye |
| iOWNJinosta:o) [9:08]: | :P |
| [9:07]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
| [9:07]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
| [9:07]: | FIGHT! |
| [8:31]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
| [8:02]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| iOWNmENACEEEE:) [6:40]: | serieus |
| iOWNmENACEEEE:) [6:35]: | xd |
| [6:33]: | The Allies have captured the keycard. The generator has been started! |
| [6:32]: | Allied team has gained access to the truck! |
| [5:27]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed. |
| [5:04]: | The Truck has been repaired! |
| ROIDS bArk [4:11]: | klok |
| ROIDS bArk [4:10]: | KIK' |
| [3:13]: | Allied team has escaped |
| [Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 11:46 |
| ROIDS bArk [Warmup]: | PRESS F3 UNLESS YOU'RE SCARED !!!!!!!!!!!! |
| [10:45]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
| [10:35]: | The side door has been destroyed! |
| [10:10]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| [9:50]: | The main gate has been destroyed! |
| [7:29]: | Axis have returned the objective! |
| [6:56]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
| [6:25]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| [6:22]: | The Allies have captured the keycard. The generator has been started! |
| [6:20]: | Allied team has gained access to the truck! |
| [6:03]: | The Truck has been repaired! |
| [4:19]: | Truck Barrier #2 has been constructed. |
| [3:41]: | Truck Barrier #2 has been destroyed. |
| ROIDS detdet [3:10]: | gg |
| iOWNmENACEEEE:) [3:09]: | XD |
| ROIDS outlAw^PBESTMERC [3:09]: | gg |
| ROIDS SUUHK [3:09]: | gg |
| ROIDS bArk [3:08]: | gg |
| iOWNmENACEEEE:) [3:07]: | gg |
| [3:00]: | ROIDS SUUHK disconnected |
| [2:56]: | ROIDS IPODDIGIT disconnected |
| iOWNJinosta:o) [2:55]: | :D |
| [2:43]: | Allied team has escaped |
| [Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 9:03 (original: 11:46) |
| [Intermission]: | ROIDS outlAwBESTMERC disconnected |
| iOWNmENACEEEE:) [Intermission]: | wp |
| [Intermission]: | iOWNMt.Grace:[ disconnected |
| [Intermission]: | ROIDS detdet disconnected |
| [Intermission]: | iOWNBloOdje:O) disconnected |
| [Intermission]: | iOWNmeehow disconnected |
| [Intermission]: | ROIDS linda disconnected |
| [Intermission]: | iOWNJinosta:o) disconnected |
| [Intermission]: | iOWNPlAyer disconnected |
| [Intermission]: | ROIDS SEM disconnected |
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