Divide ET impera vs cat in a hat (1833 views)

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Divide ET impera eu
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cat in a hat eu
be aNGER
nl base
be ChilAx
be eron
nl kApot
nl xtrm
fi raspberry
fi smak
fi tOMBA
sk Kimi
si seareal
nl rezta


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15.04.19 21:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth dETi ERoOoOoOn 189 kills
Killing Spree =^7.^7= tOMBA 8 frags without being killed
Accountant dETi aNGER 112% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! dETi ERoOoOoOn 86 gibs
...and stay dead! dETi ERoOoOoOn 46% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning dETi ChilAx 127 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! dETi aNGER 112 SPAM kills
Fragstealer =^7.^7= kimi 91 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! dETi xTRMM 228 damage per frag
What objective? dETi ChilAx 954 XP
Red Shirt dETi base 199 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? =^7.^7= tOMBA 15 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore =^q.^q= smak 176 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut dETi ChilAx 9 team kills
Gingerbread man dETi base 51 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
dETi ChilAx9895414414735092921937244609750/119/10127/857/2315216656
dETi ERoOoOoOn10192218918886053029575210796960/04/20115/12560/1615611278
dETi base6783613319952025125540260327170/04/19106/10124/20192131714
dETi aNGER11183618016154183527277174828940/064/1711/88112/2015210865
dETi xTRMM467857616615114416283223903470/03/1062/807/3121413438
dETi kApot9692513013622063626122238553840/018/9125/741/1420117556
dETi 85525885299726423122514673413529840130/0112/9546/74211/1417813868
=^q.^q= smak6878210615526283120067219847200/08/2186/9011/4218914059
=^7.^7= seareal6967912618119133321219229956731/09/16114/909/39168126512
=^7.^7= kimi7148810915411091711153149742220/013/14102/893/3110297615
=^7.^7= tOMBA73773128175261528237842656110290/09/28114/9522/31186151815
=^i.^i= raspberry6663411917830154319856201999150/036/1525/10378/3716711377
=^7.^7= rezta8666812013819171116206189304170/07/15118/852/3213513647
= 72402470898113163716311228512564339761/082/15559/85125/32158127611
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
dETi ChilAx100143282890113375038471200/06/021/102/5K/K/KK/DK/KKK/KDKK/K/TKDDDD/KK/DDKDKK/K/KKKK/KDKDKDK/DDKD
dETi ERoOoOoOn1081693835300110561032452430/00/611/1615/4D/DKDK/DKKD/KKKDKKK/DKDKKXDDKDD/KKKK/DK//DKTKKKKKDKKKKDDKD/KKKKKDDDDDK/KDKD
dETi base921343538180211581534404410/00/424/2013/3K/KDKDTDDKK/K/D/DDK//DKDKDKDKD/KDTK/KKDKDKKKKKKKDKDDDDDK/KDK/KDKDDDKK/KKDKK
dETi aNGER113115332910001347662538340/013/10/1320/3KK/KK/K/KD/K/KK/DDKDKDKKKDKDKXK/KDK//DKKKK/KKKKKDK///KDDDDKDKKD
dETi xTRMM4114712295011322813725930/00/113/120/3/D/KDK/K//D/K/KD/TKDD/DKDDDKK/DK/DKDDD/KD/
dETi kApot1541783422900758724093720/05/128/141/3KDKDKXKK/KDK/KKKDK/KDKKKKDKKKKDXKKDKXDDDKDK/K/K/KDK/KKDKKKD
dETi 101886180181810567280942088810030/024/1397/8551/21
=^q.^q= smak5310422414125325642691000/00/720/174/7KSDKDKD/DDKDDDDDDDKK/KDKDDKTDDDDKDDDDDDTKKDDK/K/DDDKD/KKKDKKDKDKD
=^7.^7= seareal5413719357024408656502490/04/315/132/12DDDKDKDDKDTDK/DDTDKKKDDDDKDKKD/DDKDDKDKKKDKDKDK/DDKD/DDD
=^7.^7= kimi751182229200128784662360/03/219/170/7DDDKDKDDKDKKDKDKKKKDDDKDDKDD/KDKDDDDDDDKKKKXDKDKDKKD
=^7.^7= tOMBA416914340003306049621220/01/712/181/7DDKD/DKDDDDDXKDKKDDDKDK/DDDDDDDDDDDDDDKDKKK/KDKKD
=^i.^i= raspberry4492173870083963379100/05/40/1812/8DDDKKDD/XDDKDKK/KK/DDDDDKKDKDK//KKDD/DDKDXKDDDD/D/KKDDDDD
=^7.^7= rezta8016420252010364547601330/01/220/150/8KDKKDDDKDKDDDKKDDDXDKDDDKKKDDDKDKKKDKDDTKKKDDDK
=^.^= 5868411420222152120888280946400/014/2586/9819/49

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
dETi ChilAx1238716136014220323731200/01/015/51/2/KDKDDKKTDDKK/KK/KKDD/DKKKKKDK
dETi ERoOoOoOn1129318168024260417801120/01/06/1312/0DTKD/DDXTDDKKKDK/KKKDKDK/DK/KDKDKKKKK
dETi base528191760032183234400/00/08/101/2DXDD/KDKDDK/D/DKDDDDKKDDKKK
dETi aNGER9364141540062022144800/05/10/49/2KDKKK/KDDKKD/K//DDDKKKKD/KKD/
dETi xTRMM5383815010512561354580/00/05/32/5D/SK/XDDK/DK/DDDKDKKKDK/
dETi kApot91881112200426012470580/04/17/70/0KKKDD/K/DKDKDK/KDKDKDK/
dETi 87496768826132612869117693480/011/241/4225/11
=^q.^q= smak045010000618072491670/01/07/72/4/DKK/KK/DDD/K/KDKKKKK/DKDKKDKDDD
=^7.^7= seareal41071700010000/00/45/72/5KDKDKD/DKKDDDDKDKDDDDDDD
=^7.^7= kimi850121400030000/00/112/50/4K/KDKKXKKKDDKD/DKKK/KDDDDD
=^7.^7= tOMBA2508020851031789204100/00/17/81/3K/KD/KDDDDDK/KDDKSDDDKDKD
=^i.^i= raspberry50528160014173116951200/00/20/65/4KDD/DKKTKDDKDDK//K/KDDDDD
=^7.^7= rezta7397111530011724241300/01/310/70/4DKDKK/DKDDKDDDKKDKDKKKDDDD
=^.^= 83274588081118705186401870/02/1141/4010/24
Player Summary for bremen_b3
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
dETi ChilAx781261519100223633406180/04/210/141/1KDDKDKDDKDDKKDKKD/DDKDKDDDK/DKKDKK
dETi ERoOoOoOn6310014223013244927681100/02/212/141/2KKD/DKDDDDDDDDTKD/DKDKKDDDDKKKKK/DKKD
dETi base34861132600926683693260/00/110/161/5DDDDKDDDK/KK/KDK/KD/DDDD/DDDDDDK/KD/DD/KD/K
dETi aNGER1101052119301336702173510/010/40/1312/0K/KDDK/KKDKDKDKKKDKDDKXDDDTDK/KKDKKDKDKKKD
dETi xTRMM3889821100422323620540/00/28/120/3DDK/DDDDKDDD//DDDK/KDDDKDKDKK
dETi kApot871051416300432713590580/01/113/100/2DDDKDD/K/K/DKKDKDKKDKKXKDKKDDK/
dETi 686118312917022516653192503170/017/1253/7915/13
=^q.^q= smak36918222026256232592310/01/67/61/4/T/KDK///DDDDDDT/DKDKDKDKKDDKDDD
=^7.^7= seareal9012220225008402730301980/00/218/112/2D/KKKD/KD/K/KK/DKKD/K/KKKKKDKDXK/KDDDKDDKDD
=^7.^7= kimi1051331817302228262718600/03/316/111/1KDKK/KKDKDDKK/KDDXTKKKDDTDKKKDDKKDDKDD
=^7.^7= tOMBA1001062121401540672940530/01/315/126/2KKKDDKKK/KDD/KDKD//XDKDDKTKKKKKKKDDK/DKDKDDD
=^i.^i= raspberry10012120202007341224111950/05/210/103/5D/K/K/DKKKD/KDKDK//XKKKKKKKXXDKXD/DKKKDDKDDD
=^7.^7= rezta14110017124132235622951620/02/117/71/2KDKXKDKK/DKKSDKDTTKTKKKD/KDKKDKKD
=^.^= 9567310411420183019250166538990/012/1783/5714/16

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
dETi ChilAx14013621154002294422851260/01/120/110/1KDKKDDKKKKKDKKD/DKDKDKDKKKKDK/KDDKKD
dETi ERoOoOoOn60721728400231942895540/00/312/225/1K/DDDKDDDDDDDKKDDKDDDKDDKKKDK/KDDDKKDDKKDDKDK
dETi base571071221400626762554180/01/411/90/2KKDKD/KD/KKDKDKK/DDD/KD/DDDDDKDK/
dETi aNGER95992122800431072205180/05/04/1412/4DKDDKDDK/KKD/KDDDX/KKKDKKKKKKDKDKDK/DDKDKKDD
dETi xTRMM4584920100317722777180/00/19/90/7/KK/DDDDKDKDKDKD/KDDDDDDDKDKD
dETi kApot1001101717101836292582740/01/117/60/1K/KKDKKK/KKDKKD//TK/KK/K/DK/DDDKDKD
dETi 836089712322012517322152983080/08/1073/7117/16
=^q.^q= smak6009224451022462190200/00/312/151/5DDDDKKDKDKDKD/DDDDDKKDDDKKK/KDDDSDKKDDD
=^7.^7= seareal72971622010629503134140/01/114/121/2DDKKDDKSKK//KDKK/KDDDKDDKDK/K/KDD/KKDD
=^7.^7= kimi47081700130000/01/08/100/4KDKDDD///DDDKDKDKTKDDKDDKD
=^7.^7= tOMBA083026001665634132300/02/122/121/1/TKDKKKDKDKK/D/KKDKKD/DKDKDKK/KK/DKDKKDDKKDKK
=^i.^i= raspberry42696144006826302300/06/11/1213/4/KKDDDKDKK//DKDKDDDKKKDKKDDKDDDK/KKKK/DKK/KDK
=^7.^7= rezta930151600000000/00/215/130/1XDKKDDKKKKDDKKDKDDXDKKKDDDKKKDD
=^.^= 1423416999922236894114722440/010/872/7416/17
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
dETi ChilAx13610515113021167824731290/01/016/80/4KDDKK/DKKKTDKKDKDKDKKKDKKXTDXD
dETi ERoOoOoOn131932116701132942096270/00/220/142/1KKKKKDKDDKKTKXKKKDDDKDKDKDDDDKKDK/KXKKDD
dETi base100811212600324051735530/00/310/82/0KD/KDDKK/KDKDK/KXKDKDKDKXD
dETi aNGER889015175041238018323420/07/20/912/5DKK/TKDKKDDKKDKDKKDDDTKDKKDDDTKDKDTD
dETi xTRMM4568511400112391609360/00/03/51/5/KDDDDDKKDKKDDDD
dETi kApot1721021911201326151849130/03/017/70/3KDKK/XKDKKXDK/KKKKDKKKK/KDKDKTDKD
dETi 112539877827081013611115946000/011/766/5117/18
=^q.^q= smak279551820001171202600/00/05/150/5DDDDXDKDDDDDKKDDDDDKDDDKX
=^7.^7= seareal133891612000021402543400/00/116/100/1DKKDKKDKKKDKDKKDKDDDKKDDKDKK
=^7.^7= kimi6679812202012072108300/00/210/100/0KDKDTDDDKDKDDDDKDDKKTK
=^7.^7= tOMBA75969125020216921881030/00/07/104/1DKDDDDDKDKDKKKDDKKDTKDT
=^i.^i= raspberry8065172121032701211100/04/20/1313/3KDDD/DKDKKD/DD/KKDKKDKDKDKDKSKKDKDDDDKK
=^7.^7= rezta86641315200022062635720/00/313/80/6KDDKDKKDKKDDDDDDDKDKDKKDKDKXKX
=^.^= 7848868901314311594136112450/04/851/6617/16

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
dETi ChilAx47508171020165527821230/01/38/111/4DDKDDKKKDDDDTDDDDXKKDTKDDDKD
dETi ERoOoOoOn8874151760022362190300/00/39/116/0DDDKD/KKKDDKDKDKDKDDK/KXKKDKDDDKK
dETi base65961320700221122831840/01/29/123/4DKDKDKDK/KDDDDDXDDDK/KDKKDDKKKDDKD
dETi aNGER1067117166111298818232050/09/30/109/1K/KDKKXDKDKKDKDKDKDKDTDKKDSKDDKKDKD
dETi xTRMM3674719100118012824160/00/37/120/3DDKDDKKDDKKDD/DDDDDKDDDDKD
dETi kApot86761315101423102557130/01/213/80/1KDK/TDKDKDKDDDKKK/DKKKD/KDKD/
dETi 714417310422141013228147204410/012/1646/6419/13
=^q.^q= smak869513153012240119031800/01/38/61/6KKKDDDXKKDDTKDXKK/DDK/KDKDDXKKDD
=^7.^7= seareal76781317301627262144640/02/011/61/5//KDKDTKDKKK/K/KK/K/DKDKDDDKDDD
=^7.^7= kimi1300171300010000/03/114/90/2KD/KDDDKDDKKKDKDKKDKDKDKKKKKKD
=^7.^7= tOMBA1209918155011297228271970/03/414/72/4KDKDKDKXDDDKKDTKDKK/DKDKDKDDKKKKKDK
=^i.^i= raspberry1007818185024210618472750/06/12/1111/3KK/DKK/TKDDDKKKDKXKDDK/KK/DDDKKKDKDTDKD
=^7.^7= rezta107691413201421952043280/00/214/61/2KDKKDKDKKDKXK/T/K/KD/DKDDKKKD
=^.^= 103419939118061812400107647440/015/1163/4516/22
Player Summary for radar
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
dETi ChilAx82881417400223372945720/11/013/130/1KKDK/KKDDDDDDKKDDKKDXDDKDDK/DKKK
dETi ERoOoOoOn62691016300119832135180/00/09/121/2DDKKDDKD/KDDKDKDDKKDKKDDDD
dETi base6668812100515751925450/01/27/40/0D/K//KD/DKDDDKDKKK/K
dETi aNGER1147916142014217819761000/01/05/811/1KDKKK/K/DKDDKDKDKKDK/TK/KKDDKKD
dETi xTRMM214531410031064181100/00/12/91/1K/DD/DK/DDDDDKDDD
dETi kApot5367815101323473005280/01/08/100/2KDDK/D/DDKDKDDTD/DKXKKDDK
dETi 66416598812021811484137972630/14/344/5613/7
=^q.^q= smak818091130051905128100/01/06/60/0//D//KKKKDKDDK/DKKKD
=^7.^7= seareal11888191610032832274791/00/017/121/2DDDDK/KKKKK/DKKDK/KKKXKKDKDDKDDKDKKD
=^7.^7= kimi6079915202321542353150/00/010/81/4KKDTDDKDK/DK/DKTK/DKDKDDDD
=^7.^7= tOMBA93931415200434151860100/00/513/61/3DDKKX/KDDKK/KDKDKDKKKDX//KDKKXDD
=^i.^i= raspberry7666131750051966209200/02/05/113/1DKKKDK/DKK/DKK/KDDKDKDD/DD/KKD
=^7.^7= rezta859267202215251151220/01/07/30/2KDKKD//DDKKTTKD
=^.^= 8649870811504221379711484561/04/558/466/12

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
dETi ChilAx10079990031156114371770/02/19/31/4DTDTDKTKKKDDDKDD/KKKK
dETi ERoOoOoOn1711132414120023519186800/01/212/911/3DKKKKKKKDKXKDDDDKKKKDKDXDKKDK/KKKDKK/KDK
dETi base6348142200072544406200/00/111/72/1XKKK/DK/KKDDDK///KKDKKDD/D/KK
dETi aNGER806781060011756166600/02/32/54/2DDKXDKKKKKDDK/KDDDD
dETi xTRMM858512140001024721399540/00/08/41/0/KDD///KK///K/KKDK/KKKDKK/
dETi kApot21623142011652121500/02/010/60/0DKDKKTKDKDDKKDKKKK/
dETi 87454708320042212504116472310/07/752/3419/10
=^q.^q= smak1009088202217882240220/02/15/82/3DKDDTT/KDKDDKDD/DDKDKKD
=^7.^7= seareal16031800030000/00/13/100/3DDKDKDDDDDD/DD/DDK/DD
=^7.^7= kimi13021500030000/01/01/80/4KKD//XDDD/DDDDDDD
=^7.^7= tOMBA44388182003185924131120/00/35/83/5DDKKKDDDDXDDKK/K/D/DDKDKDDD
=^i.^i= raspberry3742380012103511182050/03/17/87/3KDKDDKKKDKDTKXKDDKKDK/DKKD/KKKDDD
=^7.^7= rezta910111200010000/00/011/80/3DKDDKKDKDDDKK/DKDKKKKDD
=^.^= 50170357940314468257713390/06/632/5012/21
Player Summary for frostbite
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
dETi ChilAx100941212600425211972540/02/19/71/0KDDD/KK/KK/KDKDKKK/DDKKD
dETi ERoOoOoOn13611626191300335481840960/00/221/115/3DKKKKKKKDKKDKDD/KDK/KDKD/KKKKKDKDKDDKDKDKDKKD
dETi base100106161630043014264300/01/114/91/2K//DKDDDKDDDKD/DKK/KKKKKDKDDKKKKX
dETi aNGER19311629159012357314351440/09/10/1020/2KDKDKDKDKKK/KKDKKKDKDKKKKKK/KKDKDDKDKKKDDKKKT
dETi xTRMM55941018200317342650180/03/16/111/3KDDDDKK/DK/KDKDDKDDD/KKDKDDD
dETi kApot137108118100223571428540/00/211/30/0KKKKKDKDK//KKDDDKKD
dETi 1206341048834011816747119683660/015/861/5128/10
=^q.^q= smak66671218200116062496940/00/012/100/7DKDDKDDDKKDKKDKDDKDK/DDDKDKDKD
=^7.^7= seareal6242101610011680284300/00/310/70/5DKK/DKDDDXDKDDKDKKDDDKDKKDD
=^7.^7= kimi4779919202120883133810/01/59/81/5DKKDDDTDDDKKDKDDDDDKKDKKDT/DDD
=^7.^7= tOMBA707414201003236330771840/01/413/100/3/KKDKDDKK/KDKDKKDDDDDDDKDKDD/DKKKD
=^i.^i= raspberry634914225014211621111200/04/10/119/6DKDDD/KDDTKDDDDKKDK/KKKKD/D/DDKDKDKKD
=^7.^7= rezta5765111930002115308700/02/29/170/2DKDKXDDDKDKDKKDDDDDKDXDDKKDKKDDD
=^.^= 613767011414031011968167474790/08/1553/6310/28

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
dETi ChilAx10046661000925940360/00/26/30/1DKDDKDKDKKKD
dETi ERoOoOoOn120236500021012549360/00/03/32/0K/K/KKDKDKD
dETi base3329391001548805500/00/12/61/1D/DKDKDDDKDD
dETi aNGER1503064100083738600/03/20/23/0KDDDDKKKKK
dETi xTRMM401625000143262100/00/11/31/1DXKDD/KD
dETi kApot0290600104681066140/00/11/30/2DDDTDDD
dETi 7417323353014422243671360/03/713/207/5
=^q.^q= smak62235830121109117260/02/14/00/1DTKKK/K/DK
=^7.^7= seareal5026362001778904990/02/15/20/2/KKDKKKKDDDDK
=^7.^7= kimi13304300000000/01/03/30/0KKKKDDD
=^7.^7= tOMBA1663510620001434840180/01/06/43/2DKKKDKKKXDDKDDKKK
=^i.^i= raspberry7503400000000/01/10/32/0KDKDKDD
=^7.^7= rezta501724100144054600/00/02/10/2KD/KDD
=^.^= 8910127318014376124071430/07/320/135/7

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Player Chats
dETi ChilAx [Warmup]: :)
dETi ERoOoOoOn [Warmup]: go seareal
=^7.^7= seareal [Warmup]: yo
=^7.^7= seareal [Warmup]: sry
dETi ERoOoOoOn [Warmup]: ? :D
dETi ERoOoOoOn [Countdown]: hf
dETi ERoOoOoOn [13:04]: :D
[10:28]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:26]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[10:23]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:21]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[7:45]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:41]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[7:33]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:31]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[7:26]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:17]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:15]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[7:01]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[6:13]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
=^7.^7= seareal [5:57]: LOL
=^7.^7= seareal [5:49]: no hits with knife somehow
=^7.^7= kimi [5:10]: :)
[4:13]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[4:06]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:03]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[3:05]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
=^7.^7= rezta [2:43]: :DDDD
dETi ERoOoOoOn [2:34]: :D
=^7.^7= kimi [1:59]: :)
=^7.^7= kimi [1:59]: :)
[1:18]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
dETi ERoOoOoOn [0:16]: gg
dETi kApot [0:16]: wp boys
=^7.^7= kimi [0:14]: gg
[0:11]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 15:00
=^q.^q= smak [Intermission]: this was exactly like the attack on previous game
=^q.^q= smak [Intermission]: wonder how we got that round
dETi kApot [Warmup]: because u played against fantasy
dETi kApot [Warmup]: not that hard to win against him
dETi kApot [Warmup]: :x
=^q.^q= smak [Warmup]: we arent either
dETi kApot [Warmup]: online games doesnt matter anyway:p
=^7.^7= rezta [Warmup]: ik heb al zin om gezellig te ontbijten
=^7.^7= rezta [Countdown]: ik neem me drugs alvast mee
=^7.^7= rezta [Countdown]: drogeren
dETi base [Countdown]: Ik bak wel een ei voor je ronald
=^7.^7= rezta [Countdown]: !!!
dETi aNGER [14:58]: gekkerd!!
[14:43]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
=^7.^7= seareal [14:32]: haha
=^7.^7= seareal [14:31]: kapot :D
dETi kApot [14:18]: :')
[14:03]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
dETi kApot [13:43]: faka rezzie
[13:18]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[13:16]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
dETi ERoOoOoOn [13:07]: HOW DO YOU DO?
dETi xTRMM [13:04]: dETi: didn't Even Try, idiots
[12:17]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
=^7.^7= kimi [12:13]: :)
=^7.^7= kimi [12:11]: :D
[11:15]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:49]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[10:18]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[9:23]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[8:41]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
[7:29]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[7:04]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[7:03]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[6:50]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
=^7.^7= kimi [6:05]: gg wp
=^q.^q= smak [6:01]: wp
=^7.^7= rezta [5:41]: krijg internet ofzo
dETi ERoOoOoOn [5:39]: :D
=^7.^7= rezta [5:38]: niet te raken
dETi kApot [5:26]: WP BOYS
[5:25]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 9:34 (original: 15:00)
=^7.^7= seareal [Intermission]: WP BABIES
=^7.^7= seareal [Warmup]: drops
dETi aNGER [Warmup]: what are you trying to say?
=^7.^7= seareal [Warmup]: nothing; Wp
=^7.^7= seareal [Warmup]: good et
dETi xTRMM [Warmup]: np base has phone
=^7.^7= seareal [Warmup]: i got s10+
dETi xTRMM [Warmup]: fixing wh hotline
=^7.^7= seareal [Warmup]: sec sund
dETi kApot [Warmup]: s9+ here
=^7.^7= seareal [Warmup]: wtf
=^7.^7= seareal [Warmup]: sound :D
dETi ChilAx [Warmup]: are you on drugs?
dETi kApot [Warmup]: great phones
=^7.^7= seareal [Warmup]: oh :Dnwm its fine now :D
=^7.^7= rezta [Warmup]: s7 edge
dETi kApot [Warmup]: lekkah
=^7.^7= seareal [Warmup]: my phone was cheaper then lan ticket
=^7.^7= rezta [Warmup]: ja
dETi kApot [Warmup]: do you want to touch my mouse on lan seareal?
dETi ERoOoOoOn [Warmup]: :D
=^7.^7= seareal [Warmup]: man kapot :D
dETi kApot [Warmup]: hahaha
=^q.^q= smak [Warmup]: is mouse a code word
=^7.^7= seareal [Warmup]: when u wer up catwalk and i was cavbe xD
=^7.^7= seareal [Warmup]: u didnt see me shoot u xD
=^7.^7= rezta [Warmup]: 400 euro plain ticket np
=^7.^7= seareal [Warmup]: but u didnt get hit at all xD
=^7.^7= seareal [Warmup]: so funny xD
dETi ERoOoOoOn [Warmup]: mAus is the code
dETi kApot [Warmup]: funniest thing is that you got colded
dETi kApot [Warmup]: colted
=^7.^7= seareal [Warmup]: idc XD
dETi xTRMM [Warmup]: did u guys already play vs edit?
dETi kApot [Warmup]: i've heard that you wanted to join bobikas team btw
=^7.^7= seareal [Warmup]: 6:0 last time we did
=^q.^q= smak [Warmup]: not against new lu
dETi ERoOoOoOn [Warmup]: win?
dETi kApot [Warmup]: i think you are underrated aswell
=^7.^7= seareal [Warmup]: idc what randos think bro
dETi xTRMM [Warmup]: dETi: didn't Even Try, idiots
dETi ERoOoOoOn [Warmup]: :D
dETi ChilAx [Warmup]: :D
dETi xTRMM [Warmup]: should be our name
dETi xTRMM [Warmup]: dETi: didn't Even Try, idiots
dETi kApot [Warmup]: hou je het een beetje vol ronald
=^7.^7= rezta [Warmup]: vol met wat
=^7.^7= rezta [Warmup]: vrijdag geopereed nu gewoon volle bak gamen gg
=^7.^7= rezta [Warmup]: :(
dETi kApot [Countdown]: lekker man
dETi kApot [Countdown]: altijd alles geven
dETi aNGER [Countdown]: sorry guys, base is really under the sleeve of his girlfriend
=^7.^7= seareal [Countdown]: success
=^q.^q= smak [Countdown]: hf
=^7.^7= kimi [Countdown]: hf
=^7.^7= kimi [Countdown]: :D
=^q.^q= smak [Countdown]: forgiven
[11:36]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[11:35]: The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker!
[10:33]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:23]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[10:14]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:14]: The side door has been destroyed!
[9:48]: The main gate has been destroyed!
[6:03]: The Allies have captured the keycard. The generator has been started!
[6:02]: Allied team has gained access to the truck!
[5:56]: The Wooden Barrier has been constructed.
[5:34]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:29]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:30]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[4:29]: The Truck has been repaired!
dETi ERoOoOoOn [3:14]: gg
[3:00]: Allied team has escaped
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 11:59
dETi ERoOoOoOn [Warmup]: seareal rezta leggo
dETi ERoOoOoOn [Countdown]: hf
dETi kApot [Countdown]: Nu gaan we pompen
dETi kApot [Countdown]: Nu gaan we pompen
dETi kApot [Countdown]: Nu gaan we pompen
dETi kApot [Countdown]: Nu gaan we pompen
dETi kApot [Countdown]: Nu gaan we pompen
dETi kApot [Countdown]: Nu gaan we pompen
dETi kApot [Countdown]: Nu gaan we pompen
[11:43]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:11]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[11:09]: The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker!
=^q.^q= smak [11:07]: fuug :D
[9:44]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:24]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[9:18]: The side door has been destroyed!
[9:07]: The main gate has been destroyed!
[7:23]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:20]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:24]: The Allies have captured the keycard. The generator has been started!
[6:23]: Allied team has gained access to the truck!
[6:08]: The Wooden Barrier has been constructed.
[4:48]: The Truck has been repaired!
[4:09]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[4:00]: Truck Barrier #2 has been constructed.
=^7.^7= seareal [3:11]: xd
dETi ERoOoOoOn [3:09]: :D
=^7.^7= seareal [3:09]: dafuq is these hits
=^7.^7= seareal [3:07]: :DD
[3:06]: Truck Barrier #2 has been destroyed.
dETi kApot [2:38]: wp boys
dETi kApot [2:37]: well done
=^7.^7= kimi [2:31]: gg wp[
=^7.^7= seareal [2:31]: was fgun
[2:31]: Allied team has escaped
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 9:28 (original: 11:59)
dETi aNGER [Intermission]: wp!
dETi ERoOoOoOn [Intermission]: whats next
=^7.^7= seareal [Intermission]: masturbate?
=^7.^7= rezta [Warmup]: :D
dETi ERoOoOoOn [Warmup]: rez & kimi gogo
dETi ERoOoOoOn [Warmup]: ej dekselse
dETi kApot [Warmup]: only one month boys
=^7.^7= rezta [Warmup]: had huge load
=^q.^q= smak [Countdown]: hf
dETi ERoOoOoOn [Countdown]: hf
=^7.^7= kimi [Countdown]: hf
dETi kApot [Countdown]: hf
dETi kApot [Countdown]: Nu gaan we pompen
[14:46]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
=^7.^7= seareal [13:55]: FML :D
[13:00]: The Tank has been repaired!
[12:58]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[12:56]: The Tank has been damaged!
[12:33]: The Tank has been repaired!
=^7.^7= seareal [12:05]: :(
[11:57]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[11:05]: The Tank has been damaged!
[9:50]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[9:45]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:21]: The Tank has been damaged!
[9:13]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:50]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:46]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:31]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[7:36]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[7:35]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:23]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
=^q.^q= smak [6:56]: rofl
=^q.^q= smak [6:54]: that dude on market
[5:58]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:01
dETi ERoOoOoOn [Intermission]: wp
dETi ERoOoOoOn [Countdown]: rez rup
=^7.^7= kimi [Countdown]: hf
[8:47]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:56]: The Tank has been repaired!
[6:53]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[6:12]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:59]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[5:52]: The Tank has been damaged!
[5:18]: The Tank has been repaired!
[4:56]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[4:49]: The Tank has been damaged!
[4:18]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:50]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[3:47]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[2:50]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
=^7.^7= kimi [2:40]: :)
=^7.^7= kimi [2:39]: :)
=^7.^7= kimi [2:39]: :)
[1:37]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
dETi ERoOoOoOn [0:17]: GG
dETi kApot [0:15]: GG
=^q.^q= smak [0:13]: gg
=^7.^7= kimi [0:13]: :)
=^7.^7= kimi [0:00]: gg wp
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (9:01)
dETi ERoOoOoOn [Intermission]: radar?
dETi ERoOoOoOn [Warmup]: overrated
=^7.^7= seareal [Warmup]: OR JESTEM HARDKOREM
dETi aNGER [Warmup]: water is always next to me!
=^q.^q= smak [Warmup]: stay hydrated
dETi xTRMM [Warmup]: Gwn tuinslang
dETi ERoOoOoOn [Warmup]: seareal, are u Slovakian?
=^7.^7= seareal [Warmup]: no wtf
=^7.^7= kimi [Warmup]: :D
dETi aNGER [Warmup]: can't take the risk to dry out of this e-sports
dETi ERoOoOoOn [Warmup]: :D
=^7.^7= seareal [Warmup]: slovenian
=^7.^7= seareal [Warmup]: and i speak slovene
=^7.^7= kimi [Warmup]: that was polish
dETi ERoOoOoOn [Warmup]: :D
=^7.^7= seareal [Warmup]: yes its a meme
dETi ERoOoOoOn [Warmup]: dunno how the relations are tho
=^7.^7= rezta [Warmup]: i just farted smells like flowers
dETi ERoOoOoOn [Warmup]: :D
dETi ERoOoOoOn [Warmup]: kimi smak
dETi ERoOoOoOn [Warmup]: leggo
dETi ERoOoOoOn [Countdown]: cool
=^q.^q= smak [Countdown]: ggglhf
=^7.^7= kimi [Countdown]: hhf
[11:39]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:52]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[10:27]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[10:21]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:49]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[9:06]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
=^7.^7= rezta [7:40]: u got smaked
dETi ERoOoOoOn [7:33]: :D
=^q.^q= smak [7:11]: please
=^q.^q= smak [7:09]: oh
dETi kApot [7:08]: kanker op
=^7.^7= seareal [7:05]: LOL
=^7.^7= kimi [7:04]: :)
=^7.^7= kimi [7:04]: :)
=^7.^7= kimi [6:10]: :)
[4:59]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
[3:27]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
=^q.^q= smak [3:27]: god i have bad aim
[3:27]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[3:27]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[3:27]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
dETi base [3:27]: I really did not expect u
[3:27]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
dETi base [3:27]: lol
[3:27]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[3:27]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[3:27]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[3:27]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[3:27]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[3:27]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[3:27]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[3:27]: FIGHT!
[3:03]: Allies have secured the West Radar Parts!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:56
=^q.^q= smak [Intermission]: i guess i had only 1s to get from another side of room to you anyway
dETi aNGER [Warmup]: leggo
dETi ERoOoOoOn [Warmup]: go rsp
dETi ChilAx [Warmup]: doe nou eens sneller
=^7.^7= seareal [8:42]: ohh
=^7.^7= seareal [8:42]: :D
=^7.^7= kimi [8:42]: :)
=^q.^q= smak [8:41]: far
dETi ERoOoOoOn [8:39]: :D
dETi aNGER [8:38]: Xd
[8:30]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:28]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
dETi base [7:05]: jah
[6:10]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[5:49]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
[3:45]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[3:42]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
=^7.^7= kimi [2:59]: :)
=^7.^7= kimi [2:59]: :)
[2:24]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
=^7.^7= seareal [0:02]: G's
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (8:56)
=^7.^7= kimi [Intermission]: gg
dETi ERoOoOoOn [Intermission]: gg
dETi base [9:15]: ?
[9:13]: The Main Door has been breached!
[6:24]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:38]: The Service Door has been breached!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:00
=^7.^7= kimi [Intermission]: :f
dETi ERoOoOoOn [Intermission]: gg
=^7.^7= kimi [Intermission]: gg
=^7.^7= kimi [Countdown]: hf
[Countdown]: Vote FAILED! (Start Match )
dETi kApot [Countdown]: HF
[9:17]: The Main Door has been breached!
[7:54]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:54]: The Service Door has been breached!
[6:44]: The Allies have transmitted the Supply Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 3:15 (original: 10:00)
dETi kApot [Intermission]: gg
=^i.^i= raspberry [Intermission]: gg
=^7.^7= kimi [Intermission]: ggs
dETi ERoOoOoOn [Intermission]: gg
=^q.^q= smak [Intermission]: ggs guys gn
=^7.^7= seareal [Intermission]: xd
[Intermission]: =^.^= smak disconnected
dETi kApot [Intermission]: ty for game
dETi ERoOoOoOn [Intermission]: gn
=^7.^7= seareal [Intermission]: g's
dETi kApot [Intermission]: gn
dETi ChilAx [Intermission]: ggs
[Intermission]: dETi kApot disconnected
[Intermission]: dETi ERoOoOoOn disconnected
[Intermission]: =^.^= seareal disconnected
dETi xTRMM [Intermission]: GN
[Intermission]: =^.^= tOMBA disconnected
[Intermission]: =^.^= raspberry disconnected
[Intermission]: dETi xTRMM disconnected
[Intermission]: dETi base disconnected
[Intermission]: dETi ChilAx disconnected
[Intermission]: dETi aNGER disconnected

These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on. You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:

  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

Credits to the author of StatWhore of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.