Running With Cissors vs #tabloid-junkies (1966 views)

ee roltz
is tw1N
nl Halidith
pl jasiek
pl ska
nl testi
ODC 3on3 ET
Division 2
Grand finals
RWC has to win twice
https://challonge.com/3on3et2
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth 8< roltz 88 kills
Killing Spree 8< roltz 5 frags without being killed
Accountant junky DDMS 76% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! 8< tw1N 13 gibs
...and stay dead! 8< tw1N 22% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning 8< roltz 48 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! 8< Halidith 5 SPAM kills
Fragstealer junky jasiek:) 97 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! 8< roltz 306 damage per frag
What objective? 8< tw1N 338 XP
Red Shirt 8< tw1N 129 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? 8< tw1N 10 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore 8< Halidith 107 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut 8< roltz 3 team kills
Gingerbread man 8< roltz 31 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
8< roltz6932288127913311026988363700/01/248/373/51176959
8< Halidith632606510360226723183111050/01/235/325/01118147
8< tw1N4633859129130127992690552500/04/233/452/116870410
8< 5992021235928168427426262027250/06/2116/4510/11327349
junky jasiek:)6523359916012148596622290/01/035/310/0827335
junky DDMS76291739680114101919538120/02/547/392/61409946
junky ska732567810790116750176411990/03/129/434/4967138
junky 7178021029423035122551238012400/06/1111/436/41068136
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
8< roltz4812015311121343084049940/01/215/161/1/KK/KD//DD//KD/SD/D///K/KDDDKKDKKTDK/DDTDKDKDKDDKX
8< Halidith27876222011222063238200/00/16/101/0KDDK/D///K////KK//DDDXD/DK/DDT
8< tw1N331031133500834713114360/00/211/240/0/DDDDDK//DDKKD/KD/D/DDDDDKDKD/DKDDDD/XKDKKDKD
8< 363103286813339985104011500/01/532/502/1
junky jasiek:)769016212011025842996110/00/017/110/0D/K/K/K/K/DKDKD/DKK/KKK/KDDKDK/TDDKK/D
junky DDMS901282022200114473366600/02/118/90/2DD/K/KD/K/KX/KKKKDK/K//KDKDKK/K/KKDKDDKDKD/
junky ska85121172050110334433231090/03/013/102/1DKKK//K//TD/DDDD/K/KK/KDKKDDK/KKXKD/KKK
junky 843395363902311040199851200/05/148/302/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
8< roltz10412124236001038702805580/00/023/111/4KK/K/D/DKXK/K/KXDKK/DK/K/KKDK/KDKK/DDKDDDKDKKKKKD
8< Halidith90752022201927942748310/00/017/134/0K/DDKK/TDK/DKD/KKDKDDKK/D/KKDDKDKK/K/KKK/KD
8< tw1N45110102220113329128551770/02/08/91/0/K/KD/DDKD/T/K/DK//KD/KK//KDK/D/D
8< 803065467100232995584082660/02/048/336/4
junky jasiek:)44106818300816332846180/00/08/100/0DD//DKD/D//K/K//KDKDKKDDDK
junky DDMS811351822501143084183120/00/117/172/3DD/KKKKDKDDKKDKKKDDKDDDDDDKDKTDKKDKDDKDDK
junky ska3492926200324672926900/00/18/211/2/DKD/KDKDDKDDDDD/DDKDKDDDKXDKDDDDDKD
junky 533333566100112840899551200/00/233/483/5
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
8< roltz755348641014134212421060/00/09/51/0D/KDKDKDKDTK/KK/DKK/
8< Halidith6654335010029231100180/00/07/40/0DKDXKK/KKKKD/D
8< tw1N44452965200213671622180/01/07/70/1DKKDKDKD/DKKDDDK/K
8< 621521101794018363239641420/01/023/161/1
junky jasiek:)63372946100264278000/00/05/50/0DKKDK/K/DDKD
junky DDMS81091100010000/00/17/90/0KK/KDKKDKDDDKDDKDKDD
junky ska8543475520011690139200/00/03/81/1K/DDDKDKDDDDDK
junky 76808511230042332217200/00/115/221/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
8< roltz11281910047497401120/00/01/50/0//DD//KDDD
8< Halidith664469100313081225360/01/15/50/0//KKK/DKDDDDKKD
8< tw1N1008099400417971464190/01/07/51/0DK/KK/KKKKDDKK//DD
8< 59152162760011385434291670/02/113/151/0
junky jasiek:)10006600010000/01/05/50/0/KDKDDKDKKDK
junky DDMS6328264110011410168900/00/25/40/1KDDDDDKKDKDK/
junky ska8305600020000/00/05/40/0/DDKKDKK/DK
junky 8228375310041410168900/01/215/130/1

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Player Chats
8< tw1N [Countdown]: HF
junky ska [Countdown]: hf
8< roltz [Countdown]: glhf
[10:23]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:19]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[8:45]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
junky jasiek:) [8:44]: :dddd
[8:25]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:03]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[7:55]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[7:11]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:08]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:04]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[5:57]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[5:39]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[4:03]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[1:07]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[1:06]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[0:53]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
8< tw1N [0:14]: K
8< tw1N [0:08]: have a med pack
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
8< tw1N [Intermission]: wp
junky DDMS [Warmup]: My body is READY!!
[10:42]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:24]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[10:17]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:57]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:53]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:59]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[8:42]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:38]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:48]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[6:54]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[6:52]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[6:20]: The Crane Controls have been destroyed.
[2:26]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[2:25]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[2:12]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
junky DDMS [0:33]: gg
8< BTPlayer [0:24]: Spawnpoint 6
8< BTPlayer [0:23]: Spawnpoint 6
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00)
[11:27]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[11:15]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[10:08]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[10:08]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[10:06]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:56]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[9:56]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:30]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:28]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[8:45]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:42]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[8:35]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[8:23]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:12]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[8:05]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:34]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:28]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[6:28]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 5:31
junky DDMS [Warmup]: My body is READY!!
8< tw1N [Countdown]: hf
junky ska [Countdown]: hf
[4:47]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[4:38]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[4:08]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[4:08]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[3:52]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:46]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:36]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[3:27]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:24]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[3:06]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:00]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[2:10]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[2:04]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:59]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[1:59]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[1:59]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[1:59]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[1:59]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[1:59]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[1:59]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[1:59]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[1:59]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[1:59]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[1:59]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[1:59]: FIGHT!
[1:46]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:22]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[0:07]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (5:31)
8< tw1N [Intermission]: GG BOYS
[Intermission]: junky DDMS disconnected
[Intermission]: 8< roltz disconnected
[Intermission]: 8< tw1N disconnected
junky ska [Intermission]: wp
[Intermission]: junky jasiek:) disconnected
[Intermission]: junky ska disconnected

These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on. You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
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  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

Credits to the author of StatWhore of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.