rektem vs 4th quarter pressure (2461 views)

us ohurcool
us ipod
ca CrimZon
us joker
ca anim
us phOkuz
NA ETPro 3on3 One-Day Cup
Division 1 Grand Final
BO5

us rektem starts with a 1-map advantage!

Brackets: https://tinyurl.com/3on3onedaycup
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth 4THQP'the_creatur3 71 kills
Killing Spree 4thQP'r 5 frags without being killed
Accountant 4THQP'the_creatur3 91% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! d+ CrimZon. 16 gibs
...and stay dead! d+ CrimZon. 27% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning 4THQP'the_creatur3 67 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! d+ ohurcool. 6 SPAM kills
Fragstealer 4THQP'the_creatur3 172 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! d+ ohurcool. 256 damage per frag
What objective? d+ CrimZon. 429 XP
Red Shirt d+ ohurcool. 95 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? d+ ohurcool. 13 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore d+ ipod. 180 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut 4THQP^E'phOkuz YES LAWD 2 team kills
Gingerbread man d+ ohurcool. 28 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
4THQP^E'phOkuz YES LAWD563334071602219001107733080/04/233/455/222515248
4THQP'the_creatur3914117178901231174911353560/00/167/485/916514647
4thQP'r7935261769122012694114271980/05/352/494/520814859
4thQP'76109617222524156433444335535620/09/3152/4914/519914948
d+ CrimZon.86429596916011910755104071670/01/358/461/118215146
d+ ohurcool.50411489510112811277114441760/04/439/556/8235119313
d+ ipod.71370537511011911521115931250/02/346/525/1217155411
d+ 67121016023937136633553334444680/07/3143/5212/1211142410
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
4THQP^E'phOkuz YES LAWD7710114182025294830002360/02/010/134/0DD/DKKDK/K/KKKK/KKDKDTDKKDK/DDDDTD
4THQP'the_creatur31551222818201832762861200/00/128/91/2KDKKDKD/KKK/KDDKKDDK//K/KKT/KK/KDKKKK/KKKKXDKDKXK
4thQP'r1411152417301737372658710/04/021/100/2KK/KKK/D/KK/K/DKDKKKDKKXKKXDDKKK/KKK/KDTKDDD
4thQP'124338665370420996185193270/06/159/325/4
d+ CrimZon.851541821600431053090180/01/217/150/0KDDKK//DDKKKDKDDDD/KDKKKDDDDKD/KKKKDKKD
d+ ohurcool.20100734010625943145180/00/36/231/2DKDDDDSDKDDKK/DDDDDDD/DDDK/DDDD/DKDDKDD//X
d+ ipod.32111825401328203726710/00/19/210/0KDDDKDK/DDD//DDDDDKKDDDKDDDDDDKKDT
d+ 463653380101113851999611070/01/632/591/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
4THQP^E'phOkuz YES LAWD44102112520072460347900/02/19/160/1D/DK///DDDDDK/KKDDD/KDDD/DKKKDDKDKKD
4THQP'the_creatur35812418313001037213806180/00/018/180/3KKDKDKDKD/D//D/K//DK/K/KKK/KDDKKDDDDDKDDD/DDKKDKD
4thQP'r42951126310638393673410/00/110/181/0DKDKK/D/DD/DDDK/DDKDDKK/DKKSDD/DKDKDD
4thQP'483214082810231002010958590/02/237/521/4
d+ CrimZon.861132023500737443681320/00/120/150/0DKDKDKDKKKK/DKK/DKDKDKD/DDK/KKDDDK//K/KDDKK
d+ ohurcool.651281726300113546335100/01/116/130/1DKDKDD/KKDD/KDDK/K/KK/KDK/K/DDDK/K/KKKDDD//
d+ ipod.1231092117300836682988360/01/016/94/0/KK/KDKKKKDKKKDKDDKK/D/K/K/KK/K/DDKKDK
d+ 9135058661100261095810020680/02/252/374/1
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
4THQP^E'phOkuz YES LAWD52941121100628513416360/00/010/141/1D/KKD/DDDKK/KDKDDKDD/KKDDKD/DDK/
4THQP'the_creatur3791261924300337523822180/00/015/184/3D/KK/DKDKKDDKDKKDDKKDDKDKDKDKDDKDKKDDK/DDKD
4thQP'r801202025100341293946540/01/215/192/1KKD/KKK/KKKKKDDKDDDDDKDKDDKKDDK/DDDKDDDKDKKDD
4thQP'7034050705001210732111841080/01/240/517/5
d+ CrimZon.1121371816500729712396900/00/017/81/1KD/KDDDK/KK/K/KKDKDDK/KDK//KKKKDKK
d+ ohurcool.7114220286019420042411400/02/016/143/5KDKDKDDKDDKK/KD/DKDDDKDDKK/D//KDKKDKKDK/TKK//K/DD
d+ ipod.66100203030084013409500/01/218/181/1/DDKDD/DDKDKDDKDKKDKK/K//KDKDKKDKDD/DKDKXD/DKKDK/KD
d+ 83379587414012411184107322300/03/251/405/7

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
4THQP^E'phOkuz YES LAWD5736471003742878360/00/14/20/0KD/KDDK/K/D
4THQP'the_creatur312039651002100086400/00/06/30/1DKKDKXKK//KD
4thQP'r75226820149891150320/00/06/21/2/DKDKKTD/KK/K/D
4thQP'84971620401927312892680/00/116/71/3
d+ CrimZon.33253900119351240270/00/04/80/0KDT/DDKDDDDDK
d+ ohurcool.5741471002937707180/01/01/52/0K/KDKDKD/DD
d+ ipod.133504310001020784180/00/03/40/0KXDKDDKK
d+ 741161119201328922731630/01/08/172/0

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Player Chats
4thQP'r [10:44]: that was craszy
[10:43]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
4thQP'r [10:41]: you had 1hp and missed
4thQP'r [10:39]: everything lol
k1ljAn [10:19]: whos the player to watch here
[10:18]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
hobbit@pornst*r [10:13]: phokuz
k1ljAn [10:13]: joker or crimzon
k1ljAn [10:09]: lol no way
rogue [10:08]: phokuz
hobbit@pornst*r [10:07]: lmao
[10:07]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
172.21.0.32/3 [10:01]: jon is a great engi, joker is a great aimer, ipod has a really good brain for the game
[9:59]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:58]: -.0 Mr.Miyagi connected
172.21.0.32/3 [9:49]: you will see ipod filling a lot of roles that need to be filled at a time and not playing very statically
172.21.0.32/3 [9:41]: same with anim
rogue [9:31]: strong analysis
172.21.0.32/3 [9:29]: its a pretty good game take your pick
bape@pornst*r [9:24]: yo
172.21.0.32/3 [9:17]: sup bape
bape@pornst*r [9:16]: do you guys know what ip punkks team is playing on
bape@pornst*r [9:15]: ?
172.21.0.32/3 [9:09]: not sure
hobbit@pornst*r [9:09]: lemme check
172.21.0.32/3 [9:06]: probably ia or ia2
[8:42]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
hobbit@pornst*r [8:42]: va.stickybath.com
172.21.0.32/3 [8:35]: damn i was way off
172.21.0.32/3 [8:30]: too many shit servers
172.21.0.32/3 [8:28]: :>
bape@pornst*r [8:28]: my man ty
rogue [8:22]: for pugs?
rogue [8:16]: o0 nvm
[8:12]: bape@pornst*r disconnected
172.21.0.32/3 [8:10]: calling pugs after this
172.21.0.32/3 [8:01]: 8v8 fueldump
[7:56]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
rogue [7:50]: 10v10 mlb temple
[7:01]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[6:26]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[5:54]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
4THQP^E'phOkuz YES LAWD [5:16]: lol
[5:01]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[4:28]: bape@pornst*r connected
[1:58]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[1:57]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[1:44]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[0:26]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 11:33
172.21.0.32/3 [Intermission]: gg
poutine.punkk [Warmup]: can you make me shoutcaster so I can the names keith :)
rogue [Warmup]: uyou can who
172.21.0.32/3 [Warmup]: ofc
172.21.0.32/3 [Warmup]: you guys okay with shoutcasters ?
d+ CrimZon. [Warmup]: ye'
172.21.0.32/3 [Warmup]: ty :)
4THQP'the_creatur3 [Warmup]: no
4THQP'the_creatur3 [Warmup]: everyone leave now
172.21.0.32/3 [Warmup]: oof
poutine.punkk [Warmup]: rofl
poutine.punkk [Warmup]: Tu es l'ananas anim
bape@pornst*r [Warmup]: ty keith
rogue [Countdown]: shoutcasters are fags
172.21.0.32/3 [Countdown]: any time
poutine.punkk [11:21]: rogue = darkman?
bape@pornst*r [11:07]: yo dark
172.21.0.32/3 [11:06]: Darkman is the man honestly
rogue [11:06]: but ye
bape@pornst*r [11:03]: homo
172.21.0.32/3 [11:02]: oh shit
rogue [10:59]: no keith is
rogue [10:54]: bape was good
bape@pornst*r [10:47]: bitch
bape@pornst*r [10:44]: havent played in a year
rogue [10:38]: nah i m ean whats good
rogue [10:33]: :D
bape@pornst*r [10:32]: whats good with you
bape@pornst*r [10:28]: you get your pc or wat
rogue [10:26]: got my new pc
rogue [10:21]: gotta get used to it mane
172.21.0.32/3 [10:19]: nice man
172.21.0.32/3 [10:15]: desktop ?
172.21.0.32/3 [10:12]: rocking a ryzen or what
rogue [10:11]: yea
rogue [9:58]: ryzen 5 3600
[9:56]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
172.21.0.32/3 [9:55]: my man
rogue [9:55]: rtx 2070
rogue [9:43]: steady 125 for days
[9:29]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:22]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:09]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
4thQP'r [8:29]: lol
[8:11]: lil m0e connected
[7:09]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:05]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
172.21.0.32/3 [7:04]: vein
172.21.0.32/3 [6:59]: my bad im too drunk idk how to get ips
vein@pornst*r [6:54]: u good foo
172.21.0.32/3 [6:53]: idk where i am rn
vein@pornst*r [6:48]: <3
[6:45]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
172.21.0.32/3 [6:44]: like what server
172.21.0.32/3 [6:40]: think its sc i know that
vein@pornst*r [6:36]: u good
172.21.0.32/3 [6:34]: but dns is resolving to two ips for some reaosn
[6:27]: vein@pornst*rhas become a shoutcaster
vein@pornst*r [6:16]: bape i think i had you muted ingame
172.21.0.32/3 [6:16]: so its a crapshoot whether or not it works :/
bape@pornst*r [6:07]: what bitch
vein@pornst*r [6:03]: i didnt hear you
vein@pornst*r [6:01]: in game
vein@pornst*r [5:57]: maybe once
vein@pornst*r [5:55]: xddddd
bape@pornst*r [5:50]: forreal?
bape@pornst*r [5:45]: i think hobbit heard me tho
vein@pornst*r [5:43]: yeah
vein@pornst*r [5:39]: might be my settings
[5:38]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
bape@pornst*r [5:21]: maybe i wasnt clicking my toggle to speak idk
vein@pornst*r [5:16]: ur muted
172.21.0.32/3 [5:07]: lol own ed
172.21.0.32/3 [5:06]: xd
vein@pornst*r [5:03]: xddddd
bape@pornst*r [4:59]: the fuck bruh
[4:57]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[4:55]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
[4:01]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
172.21.0.32/3 [3:56]: i think it will be close
172.21.0.32/3 [3:52]: ipod good at holding this stage
172.21.0.32/3 [3:48]: and jon too
vein@pornst*r [3:46]: crimzon is a beast
poutine.punkk [3:45]: i think 4thqp take supply
172.21.0.32/3 [3:44]: yeah
172.21.0.32/3 [3:38]: crimzon 3000 canadian iq
poutine.punkk [3:37]: but d+ take the match
172.21.0.32/3 [3:33]: its that canadian juice man
172.21.0.32/3 [3:30]: something in the water there
vein@pornst*r [3:17]: i think d wins 4 nil
hobbit@pornst*r [3:09]: bo5
vein@pornst*r [3:04]: XDDDD|
172.21.0.32/3 [3:02]: XD
vein@pornst*r [2:50]: welp thats why i dont bet
172.21.0.32/3 [2:45]: follow me on twitter guys please I need followers: @kanyewest
172.21.0.32/3 [2:18]: shit nade
172.21.0.32/3 [2:15]: not even a 3k
172.21.0.32/3 [2:10]: what a garbage retard
poutine.punkk [2:03]: ipod with the clutches
[0:40]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[0:39]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[0:26]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (11:33)
d+ ohurcool. [Intermission]: gg
172.21.0.32/3 [Intermission]: gg
d+ ipod. [Intermission]: gg
[11:15]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
bape@pornst*r [10:46]: yo vein
vein@pornst*r [10:43]: yo
[10:42]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
bape@pornst*r [10:35]: have you been going to the beach
vein@pornst*r [10:25]: nah i havent been in over a month
vein@pornst*r [10:20]: they just opened them right new me
bape@pornst*r [10:17]: good, that was a test
vein@pornst*r [10:14]: xd
hobbit@pornst*r [10:11]: lmao
bape@pornst*r [10:04]: i was gonna call you a fucking dumbass if you did
vein@pornst*r [10:00]: :DD
vein@pornst*r [9:50]: only random orgys
[9:41]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[9:41]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[9:40]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:35]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:32]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
172.21.0.32/3 [9:23]: every time i see hobbit: dilemma - nelly
[9:16]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[9:10]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:57]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[8:57]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
4thQP'r [8:51]: Ngame makes no noise there
4thQP'r [8:50]: good game
[8:43]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[8:35]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:16]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[7:53]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:28]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[7:15]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:05]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:43]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[6:35]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[6:35]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:19]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
172.21.0.32/3 [6:15]: i just can't get into delivery
[6:14]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
172.21.0.32/3 [6:12]: oops
rogue [6:09]: :D
172.21.0.32/3 [6:06]: fuuck
rogue [5:58]: its one of my favorites
vein@pornst*r [5:56]: i cant get into my s
rogue [5:54]: for 3s
172.21.0.32/3 [5:54]: its fun to play
172.21.0.32/3 [5:50]: i dont like watching it though
[5:33]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
hobbit@pornst*r [5:32]: next 3s cup needs et_ufo
172.21.0.32/3 [5:16]: i would win too much and the meta would shift
[5:14]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
172.21.0.32/3 [5:12]: wont ever happen
vein@pornst*r [5:05]: lmao
[5:02]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[4:46]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[4:36]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:36]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[4:23]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[4:16]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:46]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:40]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[2:59]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[2:59]: Axis have returned the objective!
[2:57]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[2:33]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:20]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[2:13]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[0:24]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
d+ ipod. [0:17]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
172.21.0.32/3 [Intermission]: gg
d+ ohurcool. [Intermission]: gg
poutine.punkk [Warmup]: Jon using the good old icebot v6
172.21.0.32/3 [Warmup]: its actually v7 remastered but yeah ok
poutine.punkk [Countdown]: was it? lol
172.21.0.32/3 [Countdown]: lol idk
vein@pornst*r [Countdown]: lmao
172.21.0.32/3 [Countdown]: im just being a fag
poutine.punkk [11:58]: i think it was you're right
poutine.punkk [11:51]: v 1.7
172.21.0.32/3 [11:32]: yeah ur flagged
poutine.punkk [11:29]: :/
[11:20]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[11:20]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[11:18]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[11:16]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
172.21.0.32/3 [11:15]: do they have flags in canada
[11:14]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[11:06]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
poutine.punkk [11:03]: like CIA flags?
172.21.0.32/3 [10:56]: no just like flags you wave
vein@pornst*r [10:54]: no like cuck flags
k1ljAn [10:54]: An absolute failure of communication by team 4THQP
172.21.0.32/3 [10:53]: in the wind
poutine.punkk [10:44]: yeah we do have flags
vein@pornst*r [10:39]: curses they gave up already trust
172.21.0.32/3 [10:39]: why
hobbit@pornst*r [10:37]: do you have fags
172.21.0.32/3 [10:29]: yeah are you guys fags or fag enablers
172.21.0.32/3 [10:25]: which one
[10:18]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
poutine.punkk [10:17]: explain
172.21.0.32/3 [10:15]: no
[10:13]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[10:11]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[10:08]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[10:05]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[10:04]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
172.21.0.32/3 [9:45]: the united states invented flags
poutine.punkk [9:24]: the white flag against canada, yeah
172.21.0.32/3 [9:15]: yeah it uses less ink
172.21.0.32/3 [9:05]: so its easier for printers
172.21.0.32/3 [9:03]: we made it white
poutine.punkk [9:02]: you know Canada actually beat the USA in a war, and burned the white house lol
172.21.0.32/3 [8:59]: because we were thinking of the future
[8:58]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[8:58]: Axis have returned the objective!
[8:58]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:46]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
172.21.0.32/3 [8:45]: yeah but they weren't printer efficient when they won the war
172.21.0.32/3 [8:43]: so who cares tbh
172.21.0.32/3 [8:39]: thats why nobody talks about it
[8:27]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:26]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
4THQP'the_creatur3 [8:22]: ggs
4THQP^E'phOkuz YES LAWD [8:17]: ggs
[8:11]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[8:11]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 3:48 (original: 12:00)
172.21.0.32/3 [Intermission]: gg
d+ ohurcool. [Intermission]: ggs wp
d+ ipod. [Intermission]: ggs
[Intermission]: 4thQP'r disconnected
172.21.0.32/3 [Intermission]: doesnt there a 3rd map having
[Intermission]: d+ ohurcool. disconnected
[Intermission]: 4THQP'phOkuz YES LAWD disconnected
[Intermission]: 4THQP'the_creatur3 disconnected

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