tardje vs SLUTS (3067 views)

be suxor
be jere
be tardje
be ESPION/sailenz
de FaKy
ch vegi
no Eirik
15.08.08 23:15 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth SLUTSFaKy #fayntic 53 kills
Killing Spree SLUTSEirik ^Z#fayntic lazio 5 frags without being killed
Accountant SLUTSEirik ^Z#fayntic lazio 95% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! >>jeRe>> SMG-OWNER 8 gibs
...and stay dead! >>tARDJe>> 27% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning SLUTSFaKy #fayntic 53 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! >>jeRe>> SMG-OWNER 9 SPAM kills
Fragstealer >>tARDJe>> 158 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! SLUTSEirik ^Z#fayntic lazio 325 damage per frag
What objective? SLUTSFaKy #fayntic 326 XP
Red Shirt >>jeRe>> SMG-OWNER 59 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? >>tARDJe>> 9 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore SLUTSEirik ^Z#fayntic lazio 200 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut SLUTSFaKy #fayntic 2 team kills
Gingerbread man SLUTSFaKy #fayntic 25 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
SLUTSFaKy #fayntic91326535860225848761652960/00/353/272/616010647
SLUTSEirik ^Z#fayntic lazio952893941602883287350600/02/133/276/521417953
SLUTSvegi #fayntic85257414870113814478801640/02/537/253/719916446
#fayntic9087213314719054624959213955200/04/5123/2511/719115045
>>jeRe>> SMG-OWNER71253425980118744484402350/04/330/369/317714346
>>tARDJe>>3720422586101251387482300/01/113/428/323412749
>>ESPION>>62217375931111881390371450/04/033/421/523815139
>>5767410117617224121395249594100/09/076/4218/521614048
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SLUTSFaKy #fayntic10813527253001540352612540/00/026/91/2KK/KDKK/KDKKK/KK/DD/KKD/KKKDKD/K/XK//KK//DK/DK/KKKK/D
SLUTSEirik ^Z#fayntic lazio80122162020153796334440/01/112/114/3DDKDKDDDKDK/KDKDKKDTKKDK//DKKK//KDKDD
SLUTSvegi #fayntic76101192520012355833381520/01/016/112/2K/K//DK/K/K/KK/D//KDDK/KKDDDK/KDDK/KDKDKKDKD
#fayntic883586270701321138992942100/02/154/317/7
>>jeRe>> SMG-OWNER448213292018272539441400/00/29/175/2DD/KDDDKDDK/DKT/DK/DKD/D/DD/KDK/KDDKDDDDKKK
>>tARDJe>>44110112530052615328300/00/08/193/2DDKDDDKDDKXDDK/K/DKDKKDKDDK/K/D/DDDDD
>>ESPION>>519614270105395441621120/01/013/170/4DKDK/K/KKDDDKDDDKSDDK/KDD/DDDD/DKDDKDKKDK
>>462883881511189294113892520/01/230/538/8

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SLUTSFaKy #fayntic7013617241017301224191480/00/117/151/3KDK///KKKKDKDDD/KDKKDDDT/K/KKDXDDDDDKKDX/KKD
SLUTSEirik ^Z#fayntic lazio1261311915301331932731560/01/017/102/2KKDDK/DKKK/DKDDDKDKDKDKKKKK/KKDTKKD
SLUTSvegi #fayntic811091316501029853203120/01/413/90/4KKDKDKKDDKKKDKKDDDXDDTKDDKDKDDD
#fayntic92376495590310919083532160/02/547/343/9
>>jeRe>> SMG-OWNER1001252121500534133169950/02/116/143/1KDKD/DDKDK/KDDKDKDKK/KK/KDKDKDKKK/DKDKKDKD
>>tARDJe>>2970724310716462691300/00/13/154/0/KD/DDDKKDDSDK///DD/D/KDKDDDKDD
>>ESPION>>7383172330063294333000/03/013/161/1DDDKDDKKDDKDDK/KDD/KK/K/DKKDK/KDKDDDK/KK
>>672784568111018835391901250/05/232/458/2
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SLUTSFaKy #fayntic1003344100164843900/00/14/10/1D/DKDKKK
SLUTSEirik ^Z#fayntic lazio502212100067053700/00/01/20/0KDD
SLUTSvegi #fayntic17530740001118259600/00/06/31/0DKKD/KKDKKK
#fayntic10885121020022500157200/00/111/61/1
>>jeRe>> SMG-OWNER1202165100388379800/01/04/31/0K/KK/XKK/KDD
>>tARDJe>>0905000023282000/00/00/40/1DDDDD
>>ESPION>>4014250010457882330/00/03/50/0DKKDTDDD
>>5344815101315722500330/01/07/121/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SLUTSFaKy #fayntic10022551012792695940/00/16/20/0KDDK/TK/KKD
SLUTSEirik ^Z#fayntic lazio751434000066973800/00/03/40/0DKDKKDD
SLUTSvegi #fayntic661723000041974300/00/12/20/1DKDXKD
#fayntic80531012101218802176940/00/211/80/1
>>jeRe>> SMG-OWNER502524000242352900/01/01/20/0//KDDK
>>tARDJe>>1001544000064568800/01/02/41/0KDKDDKKD
>>ESPION>>10024440000110866300/00/04/40/0KKDKDKDD
>>8364101200022176188000/02/07/101/0

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Player Chats
SLUTSEirik ^Z#fayntic lazio [Warmup]: faky dl updates!
[CUP]ONESPOt [Warmup]: colours are cool xD
>>tARDJe>> [Warmup]: you got 30 seconds :p
SLUTSFaKy #fayntic [Warmup]: sux0r
SLUTSFaKy #fayntic [Warmup]: join ettv
SLUTSvegi #fayntic [Warmup]: suxor go ettv
>>tARDJe>> [Warmup]: omg
SLUTSEirik ^Z#fayntic lazio [Warmup]: :D
SLUTSEirik ^Z#fayntic lazio [Countdown]: lazio sucks
SLUTSFaKy #fayntic [11:58]: shoutout to h3lll, criatura, danone, and all others #wnc.et and #fayntic !
>>jeRe>> SMG-OWNER [11:56]: Freedune: Ik own hem LIVE !!!
>>jeRe>> SMG-OWNER [11:56]: Freedune: Ik own hem LIVE !!!
>>jeRe>> SMG-OWNER [11:56]: Freedune: Ik own hem LIVE !!!
>>jeRe>> SMG-OWNER [11:56]: Freedune: Ik own hem LIVE !!!
>>jeRe>> SMG-OWNER [11:56]: Freedune: Ik own hem LIVE !!!
>>jeRe>> SMG-OWNER [8:31]: :)
>>jeRe>> SMG-OWNER [8:01]: :DD
>>tARDJe>> [7:58]: :D
>>jeRe>> SMG-OWNER [7:49]: boring
>>jeRe>> SMG-OWNER [7:48]: :DD
SLUTSEirik ^Z#fayntic lazio [7:04]: ya rly >D
[6:46]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
SLUTSEirik ^Z#fayntic lazio [6:43]: :DD
[6:23]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:06]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[5:49]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[5:26]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[4:43]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
>>jeRe>> SMG-OWNER [4:40]: pff
[4:30]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[3:36]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
SLUTSEirik ^Z#fayntic lazio [2:56]: lalaal lazio sucks
[2:37]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[2:30]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[2:28]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[2:27]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[2:14]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
>>jeRe>> SMG-OWNER [2:00]: :(
SLUTSFaKy #fayntic [1:01]: jok3 sucks
>>jeRe>> SMG-OWNER [0:42]: gg wp
SLUTSFaKy #fayntic [0:25]: jok3 go and eat pigs
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
[CUP]ONESPOt [Warmup]: ich wär besser gewesen
>>jeRe>> SMG-OWNER [Warmup]: thix was yours btw?
>>jeRe>> SMG-OWNER [Warmup]: :D
>>jeRe>> SMG-OWNER [Warmup]: this*
[CUP]ONESPOt [Warmup]: trotzdem ggwp
>>jeRe>> SMG-OWNER [Countdown]: this was yours?
>>jeRe>> SMG-OWNER [Countdown]: is*
SLUTSFaKy #fayntic [Countdown]: yeye
>>jeRe>> SMG-OWNER [Countdown]: k :D
SLUTSvegi #fayntic [11:15]: xd
[10:53]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[10:49]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[CUP]ONESPOt [10:41]: i would say easy going xD
[10:38]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
>>jeRe>> SMG-OWNER [10:37]: :(
[9:56]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:11]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:36]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
>>jeRe>> SMG-OWNER [7:08]: fuck off eirik
>>jeRe>> SMG-OWNER [7:08]: :D
SLUTSEirik ^Z#fayntic lazio [7:01]: :p
[6:57]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[6:38]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
SLUTSEirik ^Z#fayntic lazio [6:37]: hahahaha
>>tARDJe>> [6:34]: xD
[6:27]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
[5:52]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[CUP]ONESPOt [4:48]: hey slut if u loose i lost my money and that is not got for a slut so
SLUTSEirik ^Z#fayntic lazio [4:28]: good*
>>tARDJe>> [2:59]: wtf
[2:53]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[2:22]: The Crane Controls have been destroyed.
[1:31]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[1:30]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[1:16]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[1:10]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
SLUTSFaKy #fayntic [1:10]: pls
SLUTSvegi #fayntic [1:10]: HAHAHAH
SLUTSEirik ^Z#fayntic lazio [1:10]: :DDD
>>jeRe>> SMG-OWNER [1:10]: :D
[1:10]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[1:10]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[1:10]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
SLUTSEirik ^Z#fayntic lazio [1:10]: fuck I hate close games?
[1:10]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[1:10]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[1:10]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[1:10]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[CUP]ONESPOt [1:10]: did u know that my mom plays et better then snoop?
[1:10]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[1:10]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[1:10]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[1:10]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[1:10]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[1:10]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
SLUTSEirik ^Z#fayntic lazio [1:10]: seriously?!
[1:10]: FIGHT!
[CUP]ONESPOt [1:08]: y!
[CUP]ONESPOt [1:03]: my idol xD
>>tARDJe>> [0:17]: gg
[CUP]ONESPOt [0:16]: gg
>>jeRe>> SMG-OWNER [0:11]: ggs
SLUTSFaKy #fayntic [0:08]: rofl at truck
[CUP]ONESPOt [0:07]: sluts always loose ;D
SLUTSEirik ^Z#fayntic lazio [0:01]: its a tie
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00)
>>jeRe>> SMG-OWNER [Intermission]: no shit
>>jeRe>> SMG-OWNER [Intermission]: sherlock
>>jeRe>> SMG-OWNER [Intermission]: :D
SLUTSFaKy #fayntic [Intermission]: sluts always own
SLUTSFaKy #fayntic [Intermission]: but got no luck
[CUP]ONESPOt [Warmup]: take a map tard !
SLUTSEirik ^Z#fayntic lazio [Warmup]: what do we do now?!
[CUP]ONESPOt [Warmup]: xD
SLUTSEirik ^Z#fayntic lazio [Warmup]: :D
SLUTSFaKy #fayntic [Warmup]: espion where did you played btw?
>>ESPION>> [Warmup]: at home
SLUTSFaKy #fayntic [Warmup]: never heard of you just curious
SLUTSFaKy #fayntic [Warmup]: i mean which teams
SLUTSEirik ^Z#fayntic lazio [Warmup]: the french cheater?
>>ESPION>> [Warmup]: france
[CUP]ONESPOt [Warmup]: its sailenz
>>ESPION>> [Warmup]: !
SLUTSFaKy #fayntic [Warmup]: cool
[CUP]ONESPOt [Warmup]: or something like that
>>ESPION>> [Warmup]: +D
>>ESPION>> [Warmup]: jap
SLUTSFaKy #fayntic [Warmup]: still didnt heard of you
>>ESPION>> [Warmup]: or smth
SLUTSFaKy #fayntic [Countdown]: anyway just dont want to die stupid
>>jeRe>> SMG-OWNER [Countdown]: gl hf
>>ESPION>> [Countdown]: noneed btw
SLUTSFaKy #fayntic [Countdown]: so i asked for
>>jeRe>> SMG-OWNER [8:22]: :DDD
[8:19]: The Doors are opening!!
>>jeRe>> SMG-OWNER [7:50]: gg wp
>>tARDJe>> [7:49]: gg
[CUP]ONESPOt [7:48]: omg sluts are doing it well ;D
SLUTSEirik ^Z#fayntic lazio [7:43]: homemap!
[7:40]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
>>jeRe>> SMG-OWNER [Intermission]: =D
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 2:19
[CUP]ONESPOt [Intermission]: just hit ur slut and it going
[CUP]ONESPOt [Warmup]: its
SLUTSFaKy #fayntic [Warmup]: guys is this admin also for you annoying or only for me?
SLUTSFaKy #fayntic [Warmup]: xD <3
[CUP]ONESPOt [Warmup]: ;D
SLUTSFaKy #fayntic [Warmup]: <3
SLUTSFaKy #fayntic [Countdown]: lass dann dota
[CUP]ONESPOt [Countdown]: jo mom installen
SLUTSFaKy #fayntic [Countdown]: why?
SLUTSFaKy #fayntic [Countdown]: ach so hast ja format
[CUP]ONESPOt [2:18]: weil pc neugemacht eben
[1:30]: The Doors are opening!!
[1:16]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[1:16]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
>>jeRe>> SMG-OWNER [0:38]: ggs
>>tARDJe>> [0:38]: gg wp
SLUTSEirik ^Z#fayntic lazio [0:08]: gg
SLUTSFaKy #fayntic [0:00]: jude
SLUTSFaKy #fayntic [Intermission]: m,an
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (2:19)
SLUTSEirik ^Z#fayntic lazio [Intermission]: gg
>>tARDJe>> [Intermission]: n1
SLUTSEirik ^Z#fayntic lazio [Intermission]: thx for cup cya
>>jeRe>> SMG-OWNER [Intermission]: cya guys
SLUTSEirik ^Z#fayntic lazio [Warmup]: lazio sucks
SLUTSFaKy #fayntic [Warmup]: nice head the last guy
SLUTSFaKy #fayntic [Warmup]: !
SLUTSFaKy #fayntic [Warmup]: anyway gg
>>jeRe>> SMG-OWNER [Warmup]: thx

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